YEAH!!!

((Buster charges do not carry over battles.))

Elephire's Power Poot engulfed the Swordy in unpleasant smelling flames and quickly snuffed out its existence. The Spikeys growled viciously and gave chase as Elephire made a hasty retreat. One Spikey stopped to launch a fireball from its maw but had it reflected back, smacking it in the face. The other Spikey, wary of the counterattack, kept a safe distance and watched Elephire with a menacing gaze.

SpikeyA: 90 HP
SpikeyB: 60 HP
Swordy: DELETED

Terrain: 100% normal

Elephire.EXE: 80 HP
((K, Thanks))

Elephire's shield began to dissipate again as he felt a fireball thunk against its protective covering. As he looked past the swarm of data, he saw the two Spikeys again, one having taken a fireball to the face. Elephire smirked.

"Heh, heh. He got hit in da face..." Elephire chuckled.

"Ra" replied Ethan, his face stuffed with Rocky Road.

"Etan, can you slot in a chip" Elephire asked.

"Ra"

Elephire chuckled at Ethan as he scanned the terrain. The two Spikeys together posed a decent enough threat. Elephire knew he would have to use all the tools in his arsenal to defeat them. All the tools...

"Etan, use the new chip!" Elephire yelled as he prepared himself to attack the Spikeys.

"Ra"

Elephire readied himself for this new chip. He had no idea what would happen as the data began to rush into the base of his trunk, forming the Cactball. Elephire faced the Spikey that hadn't taken the fireball, feeling a little sorry for the one that had. As he launched the Cactball, a stinging filled his body.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!" Elephire screamed as the Cactball ripped the inside of his nose. Elephire began to massage his trunk as the Cactball rolled towards the Spikey. "Owie..." Elephire moaned as he stroked his trunk delicately. Meanwhile, the Cactball rolled across the terrain, panel after panel, getting ever closer to the Spikey.

As the Cactball continued it's advance towards the Spikey, Elephire began to concentrate. His blood rushed to his trunk, all the fire he controlled spiraling around and around, forming a large ball of fire. Soon, that ball of fire would turn into a death trap for one of the Spikeys. Elephire prepared to dodge, ever vigilant of both Spikeys.

- - - - -

1. Cactball1 (20 wood damage x 2-4 Hits + Ground Attack) > SpikeyA
2. Charge
3. Dodge

Power Poot: 1 Turn Left
((Bump...))
((Generally, you need to put a target for your attacks))

The Cactball rolled in and struck a Spikey in the nose once and then bounced up and hit it again. Refusing to stand there under the continued assault, it moved away and allowed the Cactball to pass. The other Spikey shuffled around and watched Elephire, waiting for an opportune moment to attack. As the navi charged, the virus launched a fireball but it was evaded.

SpikeyA: 50 HP
SpikeyB: 60 HP
Swordy: DELETED

Terrain: 100% normal

Elephire.EXE: 80 HP [1 charge]
((Whoops sorry.))

Elephire whipped his body out of the way of the Spikey's fireball, landing on all fours with a snort.

"Etan, send me some help." Elephire asked his op.

"Uh... ok" Ethan said, and began to search on the desk for a chip. Only two more chips sat on the desk, a Cannon and a Shotgun. Ethan reached for the gun chips, and slid in the Shotgun.

The data began to flood into Elephire's nose, as his nose began to twitch. As the shell began to form at the base of his trunk, he turned himself to face the Spikeys. And as he launched the deadly shell, he began to power all his fire into his trunk, readying his fireball of death.

Meanwhile, the shell sped towards the second Spikey, ready to take it's life. The shell flew past panel after panel, before it flew out of Elephire's sight and into the cloud of dust that was thrown up by the impact.

Elephire prepared himself to dodge, eyes wary of both Spikeys.

- - - - -

1. Shotgun (50 dmg) > SpikeyA > Spread1 > SpikeyB
2. Charge
3. Dodge

((Bump))
((Bump))
Elephire attacks the Spikeys, taking out one of them with his Shotgun. He then continues charging as he dodges about, avoiding a fireballs spewed by the final virus.

SpikeyA: DELETED!
SpikeyB: 60 HP
Swordy: DELETED

Terrain: 100% normal

Elephire.EXE: 80 HP [2 charge]
Elephire continued his dodging as another Spikey fired a fireball at him. Landing back on all fours, Elephire looked back down at the final virus.

"Etan, i got this move. You eat your donuts" Elephire said as he turned his back to the virus.

"Ok..." Ethan looked confused at first, but then shrugged and shoved four donuts into his mouth.

Elephire poured all his energy into his rear, as the fire that kept him alive left his limbs. Elephire began to twitch, and a look of intense pain came over his face, as he focused all his power towards this one flame. The fire erupted out of his behind, as a streamline of magma flew across the terrain, straight towards the Spikey. The entire Net was illuminated in a bright display of fireworks as the flamethrower reached the end of its journey.

Elephire was already watching the smoke vigilantly, ready to dodge if anything so much as twitched inside of the cloud of dead flames.

- - - - -
1. Power Poot (60 fire damage) > SpikeyB
2. Dodge
3. Dodge

Power Poot: Used this turn
The large elephant navi thing shows the last virus and lets rip with a fart. Then flames from his fanny cosume the Spikey, deleting the virus with its own element. Elephire wins the battle.

SpikeyA: DELETED!
SpikeyB: Deleted
Swordy: DELETED

Terrain: 100% normal

Elephire.EXE: 80 HP

Rewards: 295z
Elephire roared in triumph as he scooped up the Zenny.

"Erephire, take this." Ethan said as he put a MiniEnergy into his PET.

A white light came over Elephire as he was healed completly.

"ONWARD!!"

[Battle 5 Start]
((Next time, please note that you used a sub chip. It would make things alot easier for us mods~))

"Hey, Big Stuff!"

A rough voice came from Elephire's back and it continued on. "Learn to keep it to your self!" It happens to be a HeelNavi with a notable scar on its right eye and it didn't look friendly at all. It started to walk towards the navi in a very grunted fashion and covered his nose (Which...he doesn't have) with his hands. "Y'know what? You kinda piss me off! So I'm gonna beat you up! Sounds fair? OF COURSE IT DOES!"

HeelNavi: 200 HP

Terrain: 100% Normal

Elephire.EXE: 100 HP

-BOSS BATTLE, START!-
((Got it, Sorry))

A strange Navi approached Elephire from behind, apparently going to beat him up. Elephire began to pant as he backed away from the HeelNavi.

"Uh... Etan, i a scared... help..." Elephire said as he began to break out in a nervous sweat.

Ethan began to scramble around on his desk for a chip. His fingers closed around a Shotgun chip, which he frantically stuffed into the PET.

"Herp's on the way Erephire!!!" Ethan screamed as he also began to break out in a sweat, cringing over the fate of his Navi.

Elephire felt a rush of data swarm over him as he began to glare down at the HeelNavi. This Navi had just trash talked him. He was going to die...

The data swarmed into Elephire's nose, rotating around itself and hardening into a metal crisp. As the metal shell formed in the base of his trunk, Elephire whipped his head back, preparing to slingshot the shell out at the Navi. As he whipped his trunk out at the HeelNavi, the shell sped out of his nostrils, speeding directly towards the HeelNavi.

Elephire had already turned around again by the time that the shell made contact with a destination. He began to focus all the fire in his being into one of the few exits, his butt. Flames began to spew out of his rear as a flamethrower began to develop. Cinder began to fall. Smoke began to rise, and fire began to fly towards the HeelNavi, burning the landscape in fire.

Ethan, while watching this scene, closed his fingers around another chip and shoved it into the PET.

Elephire's trunk felt another onrush of data as it began to grow, spreading out like a skyscraper, or rather a gigantic shield. The shield grew until it hulked over Elephire, acting like a protective shell over this soft turtle that sat underneath its hardened coating.

- - - - -
1. Shotgun (50 dmg) > HeelNavi
2. Power Poot (60 fire dmg) > HeelNavi
3. Guard1 (Reflect up to 60 dmg) directed towards HeelNavi
Elephire strikes first by unloading a Shotgun round at his attacker. The Heelnavi is quick and avoids the attack, darting to the side and activating a Vulcan battlechip. As he opens fire to counter, Elephire belches out a ball of fire from his rear. The attacks pass each other mid-air and both connect. The Heelnavi is immolated in an instant Two shells from the enemy machinegun strike Elephire's buttcheeks but the last bullet is reflected back by the Guard.

"Oh, got a bit of fight in you, don'tcha? Well, I have a lot more!" the Heelnavi exclaimed as he raised his arm up for another burst of gunfire.

HeelNavi: 130 HP [Vulcan1]

Terrain: 100% Normal

Elephire.EXE: 80 HP
Elephire screamed as the Vulcan bullets ripped into his ass cheeks. Whipping back around to deflect the final bullet, Elephire began to whimper.

"Owie..." said Elephire, pouting.

"Erephire, you ok?" Ethan said, sweat lining his armpits.

"Reah, send in that new chip." Erephire said as a single tear trickled down his face, staining the Navi with one streak of moisture.

"Reah..." said Ethan, sitting back in his chair as he slotted in the Cactball chip.

Elephire turned back to the HeelNavi, the pain in his rear a constant reminder of what the Navi had done to him. He would pay. He would leave this world. This infested world, Elephire cast as the cleanser. He would make him pay.

The data of the Cactball chip swarmed into Elephire's nose, closing in around itself and creating a spiky death ball, doomed for the HeelNavi. As Elephire's trunk widened to take in the Cactball, he began to snort. A wall of compressed air formed behind the Cactball, as it slowly began to grind towards its target. It began to pick up speed, pulling Elephire's flesh along the sides of its nose. And the Cactball suddenly shot out, rolling along the ground towards the HeelNavi, rolling slowly towards the sinner who had killed the chip's creator.

Ethan's pudgy fingers had already closed around another chip, and he, reeking with the stench of man, slotted it in.

Meanwhile, data had begun to rush into Elephire's trunk once more, forming another weapon to take down this creature. The data swarmed and began to harden, as a shell of steel formed in Elephire's trunk. Elephire stared down his trunk at the enemy, and began to blow.

The shell began to fly down Elephire's trunk, whipping out as it sped towards the HeelNavi. The shell flew past the speed of sound, closing the distance in a second. The shell met a surface, and clouds of dust were strewn everywhere. Elephire's eyes scanned the cloud, looking for any remaining signs of life from where the HeelNavi, that heathen, had just stood.

- - - - -

1. Cactball1 (20 x 2-4 Hits + Ground Attack) > HeelNavi
2. Cannon (40 dmg) > HeelNavi
3. Dodge

Power Poot: Used last turn

The Heelnavi tried to go in for another attack, but he was hit by the ball of spikes and abruptly stopped his attack. During that time, Elephire quickly fired his cannon and Heelnavi received a direct his on his back. "Gahh! That REALLY HURT!". After thing calmed down, the Heelnavi put the vulcan up and fired a chain of bullets. Thankfully, Elephire was able to dodge the majority of the bullets!

"Ok...let's git serious!" The Heelnavi dropped the Vulcan down to the ground and his right hand was covered in lights, which formed into a razor sharp claws.

HeelNavi: 50 HP [RageClaw]

Terrain: 100% Normal

Elephire.EXE: 60 HP
Elephire watched as all of his attacks pounded into the HeelNavi. Dodging out of the way as the HeelNavi shot his Vulcan, Elephire felt a few bullets rip through the skin on his back. He keeled over in pain.

"Man, I got to finish this." Elephire said, shaking himself around to prepare for the end. Elephire was ready to delete this Navi; to delete this asshole that had caused him so much suffering.

Elephire turned his back to the enemy, and felt the fire blazing throughout all his body. He probed through this fire, gripping it, and pushing towards a single point: his butt. His body began to lose heat, as his butt began to grow lighter. The flames began to rear out of his butt, as smoke began to billow out of his rectum like a smokestack. The flames flew across the terrain, smoking the ground in fire as the landscape was torched in a blinding light. Elephire's face dropped as the pain began to ease from holding the fire, as he whipped around to face the HeelNavi.

"Etan, any more chips?" Elephire yelled up to his operator.

"One more, throwing it in now." Ethan said, as he slid the final chip that he had into the PET, the Rageclaw.

Elephire's nose felt an influx of data again, as the Rageclaw began to form. But however, his nose could not hold the claw, as the trunk itself began to warp. A look of worry spread across Elephire's face as he began to sweat, watching his trunk change into the claw of a bear. As the transformation halted, Elephire waved his new nose in front of his face.

"Oh, nasty." Elephire said with a grin.

Elephire heaved himself across the landscape, hurdling the cinder left from his flames. He threw himself into the smoke that still billowed from the char of his blast. Seeing a shadow in the midst of the smoke, Elephire continued his assault towards that body. Reaching the body in the darkness, Elephire whipped his trunk through the air, and leaped out of the darkness as the wind whipped against his face. The Navi continued to watch the crater from his perch outside of the darkness, ever vigilant for the HeelNavi

- - - - -

1. Power Poot (60 fire dmg) > HeelNavi
2. Rageclaw (40 dmg) ((1/6)) > HeelNavi
3. Dodge

Power Poot: Used this turn
Elephire, being the "ass" he was, turned his towards the Heelnavi that was preparing the strike him down like so much meat. "EY! STOP MOONIN ME YA GIT!" the navi screamed before going on the attack...only to get a farted fireball in the face. "No...NOT LIKE THIIIIISSSS!!! IT STIIIIINKS!" The navi screeched before disappearing into nothingness. A small GMD (green mystery data) materialized where the navi once stood. Inside was zenny...and a battle chip?

HeelNavi: ERASURE

Terrain: 100% Normal

Elephire.EXE: 60 HP

Rewards: 1000z + Vulcan1 BATTLE CHIP DATA

Battle 5...VICTOLY!
((Sorry if this is confusing. I wrote this before i noticed that the Chip Store is closed. Ethan didn't really leave. Just clarifying my mistake.))

"Finally!" Elephire screamed as he plopped down on his rear, scooping up the GMD.

"Elephire, I'm sending in something for you now." Ethan said as he inserted a mini energy. "Give me a minute, i'm running to the store."

"Ok," said Elephire as his body was bathed in a white light.

1 x MiniEnergy used

[Battle 6 Start]
Having recovered with the help from a subchip, Elephire moved along and was eventually stopped by the sound of music. Not really music but simply random notes being played. As they got louder and louder, Elephire turned to face his next challenge: A group of musical melody viruses.

MelodyA: 80 HP
MelodyB: 80 HP
MelodyC: 80 HP
MelodyD: 80 HP

Terrain: 100% Normal

Elephire: 100 HP

[Battle 6 - Begin!]