Elephire appeared in ACDC Net with a mighty roar!

"Deh virus betta wach out!!!" Elephire yelled to Ethan. Ethan, who was too engulfed in Battle Monsters and snacks to respond.

"Rets GOOOO!!!"

[Battle 1]
Elephire's roar caught the attention of a few Metools. There was nothing special about them or the field. This was going to be a fairly straightforward battle.

MetoolA: 40 HP
MetoolB: 40 HP
MetoolC: 40 HP

Terrain: 100% Normal

Elephire: 100 HP

[Battle 1 - Begin!]
As Elephire's roar echoed throughout the Net, the only things listening turned out to be Metools.

"Aww. Metoors..."

Ethan finally looked up from his Battle Monsters to see what was going on with his Navi. Fishing for his (battle)chips, he found them sitting behind the comp and scanned his eyes over all three.


"Me want Shotgun!"

Ethan began to slot in the chip, struggling with his pudgy fingers. As the chip finally slotted in, a clump of data rushed up Elephire's nose.

"Achoo!!" Elephire sneezed as the the shell began to form at the back of his sinuses. "Sorry Etan. Arrergies." As Elephire steadied himself, he let out a wail, rising up on two legs and whipping his trunk towards the Metools. Cracking his trunk, the shell sped out of his nose, covered in mucus. This mucus-laden death trap flew threw the net, from Elephire straight towards the first Metool. And as the shell reached him, the bullet, and the mucus, split in two. Clouds of dust flew up as the shells ended their journey. Now one can only hope.

"Cannon Etan!" Another hunk of data rushed into his nose, and Elephire looked up into the sky, rearing back as another sneeze came over him. And as the snots flew out of his nose, along with them, flew a mortar. It arced over the battlefield, falling, falling, falling, straight towards the final Metool. And as the dust flew up, Elephire sat down, satisfied.

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1. Shotgun (50 dmg) > MetoolA > Spread1 > MetoolB
2. Cannon (40 dmg) > MetoolC
3. Dodge
Elephire's Snotgun crashes into the first met and explodes, taking its neighbor down as well. The cannon finds its mark without any difficulty, felling the final metool and winning the battle.


Terrain: 100% Normal

Elephire: 100 HP

Rewards: Guard1, 115z
"REAHHH!!!" screamed Ethan in his chair, as he flopped up and down in joy. Elephire sucked up the data through his trunk, and began to stampede town further into the net

"More, more!!"

[Battle 2 start]

As the Elephant navi trampled deeper into the net, he encountered another set of viruses! This time was a group of Canodumbs, who fired a warning shot in order to stop the navi in its track! Get ready for a rumble!

CanodumbA: 50 HP
CanodumbB: 50 HP
CanodumbC: 50 HP

Terrain: 100% Normal

Elephire: 100 HP

"Yes, som harder virus eh Etan?" Elephire asked as a huge grin began to crawl its way across his enormous face.

"Huh? Oh yeah." Ethan was back from getting his second helping of mashed potatoes, and his face was completely covered in gravy.

"Ok Etan, me want... shotgun?"

"Mhmm," Ethan stated as he slid the chip into his now mashed potato covered PET.

Elephire turned back to face the Canodumbs. A hoard of data rushed into his trunk, like a whirlpool sucking in ships. Elephire jumped off of his front feet, rearing on his hind ones. A very loud roar escaped from his trunk, before it was cut off by the shotgun shell. And as he flung his feet back down to the ground, he whipped his trunk towards the first Canodumb; out flew the shell. It sped across the net, as it whipped by the ground separating the virus and the Navi. And the split occured soon enough, as now two shells flew towards two Canodumbs.

But before Elephire could see the results, he had turned his back to the virii, and a look of pain began to creep over his face. His nose began to twitch, and he broke out in a cold sweat. But soon, a long flamethrower had erupted out of his behind, torching the field in light.

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1. Shotgun (50 dmg) > CanodumbA > Spread1 > CanodumbB
2. Power Poot (60 fire dmg) > CanodumbC
3. Dodge
Elephire's shotgun blast takes out the primary target though the second shell misses its mark. The navi's fart manages to engulf a Canodumb, taking the virus out. The last Canodumb fires on Elephire, though the large navi somehow manages to avoid the blast.

CanodumbA: DELETED!
CanodumbB: 50 HP
CanodumbC: DELETED!

Terrain: 100% Normal

Elephire: 100 HP
"Dang," Ethan said, as mashed potatoes and gravy rolled out of his open mouth.

"Put a chip in Etan!!!" Elephire screamed as he sucked in his gut and jumped onto one toe, twirling out of the way of the Canodumb's blast.

Ethan began to scramble around the desk for a chip. His fingers closed in around one, but it was too covered in mashed potatoes to see. Ethan just stuck the chip into the slot, and began to search for another chip.

Elephire finally stopped spinning around the blast fell on his butt. His nose began to tickle with the influx of data, clogging itself with the mortar shell of a cannon blast. Elephire's nose began to twitch as the mucus began to build behind the shell, and a sneeze erupted out of his nose as Elephire whipped himself into the air. The mortar flew out of his nose, straight towards the Canodumb.

Ethan's fingers closed once more around another chip, this time clean and sparkling. It was one that Ethan had not recognized. The new chip, Guard1.

Elephire's nose now began to expand as he realized that Ethan had inserted another chip. A look of panic began to creep over his face as Elephire's nose began to expand to the size of Elephire's entire body.

"AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" screamed Elephire in fear.

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1. Cannon (40 dmg) > CanodumbB
2. Guard1 (Reflect damage back, max 60) > CanodumbB
3. Dodge
After reacting to the previous attack, Elephire fires a Cannon in retaliation, almost deleting the final Canodumb. He then puts up a shield. The last virus attacks, but its shot reflects and deletes itself instead.

CanodumbA: DELETED!
CanodumbB: DELETED!
CanodumbC: DELETED!

Terrain: 100% Normal

Elephire: 100 HP

Rewards: 215z
As Elephire's shield vanished, and his trunk returned to normal, he looked to see that the final Canodumb had vanished.

"Etan, please no use dat chip. It fwightened me!!" Elephire said while patting his trunk.

"Ok" said Ethan as he sat his his chair, gravy running down his fat packs

[Battle 3 Start]
Two new types of viruses blocked Elephire's path. One of them had flaming boxing gloves while a pair of stacked cactus balls stood wriggling about. The terrain was normal and the cactuses looked like they were itching to fight.

Champu: 60 HP
Cacty: 70 HP
Cacty: 70 HP

Terrain: 100% Normal

Elephire: 100 HP

[Battle 3 - Begin!]
"Wow..." said Elephire, backing away from the virii a bit.

Ethan had never seen Elephire like this. He sat up in his chair, pushing the mashed potatoes off of his shirt, or attempting to. "Wat's de matter Erephire?"

"These virii, deh pretty strong..." Elephire commented, still somewhat cautious.

Ethan knew that Elephire must have a reason for being afraid. "Cool down Erephire. It'll be ok..."

Elephire shook his head, refocusing himself. "Yeah. OK!" Elephire reared up on his back feet and roared into the distance, shaking the ground with the magnitude of his roar. "I'm ready now!"

A little smirk appeared on Ethan's very large face. "Ok, slotting in something now!!"

Elephire began to glower at the virii, as his blood began to fill with a pernicious rage. This scum that tainted the net with their very presence. And Elephire had to be the cleanser. He had to protect all he knew, by just eliminating this scum. Elephire let out a snort in the direction of the virii, and began to dig in his feet, ready as ever to let loose his full power upon these insignificant virii.

Then, his nose began to fill with the shells of the wonderful shotgun chip. It began to swell, as the shell expanded to it's full size. As as Elephire let out an enormous squeal, the shell flew out, speeding across the plain towards the Cactys. It flew past panel after panel, getting ever closer towards the Cactys. As it reached them, the dust flew up, and Elephire turned around.

Elephire's tail raised into the air, and a look of pain came over his face. All the blood in his body rushed to his behind, as smoke began to whistle out of it. All the while, Elephire was engulfed in a cold sweat, and his nose began to twitch. Elephire looked over his shoulder and lined his butt up with the Champu, and released his thunder, or fire. The flamethrower erupted out of Elephire's behind, as the torch lit everything in a bright light. But Elephire's sight was blocked as the next chip began to take it's effect.

Once more, the chip filled Elephire's trunk and it began to swell, but Elephire's trunk reached a point of instability, and the shield began to form out of his trunk. It continued to grow, until the shield was large enough to engulf his entire body in it's protection.

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1. Shotgun (50 dmg, spread1) > Cacty > Spread1 > Cacty
2. Power Poot (60 fire dmg) > Champu
3. Guard1 (Reflect attacks, max 60 dmg)

Power Poot: 2 turns
As the trio of enemy viruses ready to attack, Elephire takes a preemptive attack with his shotgun, nailing the targeted Cacty and hitting the other with the splash, dealing much damage to them in the process. The Champu then tried to rush Elephire from behind...only to get a face full of gas and immediate deletion in the most untasteful of manners. The elephant navi then raises a shield as one Cacty rolled it's head towards him, only to strike the shield and be deleted by it's own attack as the other rolled right into Elephire, hurting him with it's wooden body as it returned to it's body.

CactyB: 20 HP

Terrain: 100% Normal

Elephire: 80 HP
Elephire felt something thump against his shield and let his shield begin to dissipate. Behind the mist of data, however, Elephire saw something flying at him. The Cacty's head hit Elephire square in the face, flipping him onto his back. Elephire rolled around, trying to stand up, but to no avail. He flipped himself onto his stomach.

"Owie..." Elephire said, sitting on his tummy.

"Erephire, you ok?" Ethan asked, in genuine worry for his Navi.

"Yeah, I'm good." Elephire responded.

"Erephire, i'm slotting in your chip now." Ethan said as his pudgy fingers closed around a chip. As Ethan slid the chip into the PET, he identified it as a cannon.

Elephire stared down his trunk at the final virii, the one that had inflicted this blow upon him. And as he stared at the enemy, his vision suddenly became impaired. His trunk swelled to the size of a mortar shell, ready to erupt with power at any moment. And as Elephire shot out the shell, the kick sent Elephire flying back to his feet, rearing on his hind legs. Meanwhile the mortar flew straight and true, an object that meant soon death to the Cacty at which it was aimed.

Elephire began to focus as he rebalanced himself. He focused all his power towards his trunk, as all the fire in his veins rushed to supply a ball of enormous firepower forming itself at the base of his trunk. Soon, the ball of death, will be ready had the Cacty survived that blow.

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1. Cannon (40 dmg) > Cacty
2. Charge
3. Dodge

Power Poot: 1 Turn Left
The Cannon makes short work of the last Cacty and drops it like a ton of rockcubes. The leftover data congeals to form a few zenny and a some new battlechip data.


Terrain: 100% Normal

Elephire: 80 HP

[Battle 3 - Victory!]

Get: 200z + Cactball1
Elephire reared up on his hind legs in a proud roar of excitement!!

He then began to trudge off further into the net

[Battle 4 Start]
As the big red elephant walks into the more dangerous ACDC territory, he is quickly flanked by a pair of spikeys, one being ridden by a swordy as well. They quickly circle the large navi, as the swordy jumps off his mount and draws his blade from a metalic sheathe from it's side.

SpikeyA: 90 (to the right of Elephire)
SpikeyB: 90 (to the left of Elephire)
Swordy: 60 (to the front of Elephire)

Elephire.EXE: 80

Terrain: 100% normal

Battle 4 BEGIN!
((Quick Question, can my charge from last battle carry over, or is it nullified?))

Elephire's head whipped from side to side as he watched the two Spikeys approach him. Then, his head followed the Swordy as it walked to in front of him. Elephire began to grimace.

"Jeez..." Elephire groaned under his breath.

"What happened Elephire?" Ethan asked, having just got back from the kitchen, this time, carrying a tub of Ben and Jerry's. Rocky Road, baby.

"I just worry. Send some protection?" Elephire asked.

"Reah..." Ethan said, scrambling around on the desk for the Guard chip.

Elephire, meanwhile, had turned his back to the virii. The fire that burned in his blood focused itself towards one point in his body, his behind. Smoke began to rise from his butt, covering his tail in ash. Cinder began to fall, slowly burning away at the ground. And suddenly, fire began to fly, whipping across the landscape towards the Swordy, lighting up the sky like a fireworks show. Elephire began to run.

Elephire sprinted as fast as he could away from the virii, to get a better view on the situation, and to not be flanked. He ran far enough away so that he believed the virii wouldn't have a stranglehold on him. But as he felt data rush up into his trunk, he knew that Ethan had found the chip. He stopped on a dime, and turned around, as his trunk began to swell.

Elephire's trunk began to change from his dark crimson to a bright yellow with a blue cross, the sign of a Guard chip. His trunk swelled until Elephire's entire body was within it's shadow, as Elephire's eyes moved from side to side, still vigilant for the two Spikeys.

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1. Power Poot (60 fire damage) > Swordy
2. Evasive Maneuver (Move away from virii)
3. Guard1 (Reflect up to 60 dmg)

Power Poot: used this turn