Being Serious or Stupid?

((Bump again.))
The pairs attacks splash and hit many, leaving a wake of destruction behind them as the two cute navis provide a stark contrast to it.

MetoolA DELETED
MetoolB DELETED
CannondumbA DELETED
ShrubbyB DELETED
CannondumbB DELETED
ShrubbyA DELETED
BunnyA DELETED
BunnyB DELETED

Red 140HP
Soulman 100HP

VICTORY!

Rewards: 350, Ringlog1 each
((Is it just me or was that totally awesome?))

Red leaped in joy over the quick victory.
"That was pretty good." Shin commented, "Let's do one more."
"Ooh! That'd be great!" Red exclaimed, she then turned to Soulman. "One more and then to another area maybe?"

((Battle 5 if you want Majin, I'm totally psyched for it.))
"One more sounds good. If we switch areas, it'll be up to my netop. For now, let's go." Junior then began walking off again, Red in tow.

((Battle 5))
CanodumbA: 50 HP
CanodumbB: 50 HP
CanodumbC: 50 HP
CanodumbD: 50 HP
SpookyA: 50 HP
SpookyB: 50 HP
SpookyC: 50 HP
SpikeyA: 90 HP
SpikeyB: 90 HP

Red.EXE: 140HP
Soulman.EXE: 100HP

--FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE!--
"Junior, do you know the concept of bowling?" Wes asked in a thoughtful manner.

"Line up the shot, then take as many down as you can in a roll." Junior replied, "But... why?"

"Sending Ringlog1, Areagrab." Wes said, "Warp beside the ghosts and roll the ball."

"Oh, okay." Junior said. A rough, wooden cylinder appeared in his hands. He turned to his partenr with a wink and a grin, saying, "Wish me luck." Then he changed his stance, holdind the log up in one hand about eye level, using his other arm to steady his grip. He saw where he wanted to be: right along side the Sppokies, and in an instant, he was there. He brought his hand first down and then back, before whipping the log forward, sending it rolling along, the bumps in the wood causing it to bounce a bit. It still went forward none the less.

"Sending Ringlog1... again." Wes slotted in the chip, "Now for the Canodumbs."

"Got it. Time for the second set of pins." As the wood appeared in his hands once again, he rushed around the group of viruses, placing himself this time alongside the canodumbs. Since these enemies weren't the type to move around, he wasn't worried about using the areagrab to catch them off guard, not that he could anyway. He held the weapon in front of his face, trying to line up the shot, "This is my last ball. Gotta make this count." He then replicated his earlier movements, smoothly releasing the log from his grip as he swung his hand forward. Perhaps he would have to play a real game of bowling once this was done.

((1.) Areagrab/dodge beside Spookies
2.) Ringlog1, 50 Wood, Spooky group
3.) Run around to beside canodumbs/dodge
4.) Ringlog1, 50 Wood, Canodumbs))
((Dammit, I knew I should've posted sooner))

"He's not going to beat them all by himself." Shin commented as he drew out two chips. "So go help! Boomerang! Shotgun! Slot-in!" With that, the chips were downloaded into the PET.
Red nodded at her operator's command as she targeted the Spikeys. The navi dashed in front of the wolf-like virii, Boomerang in hand. Her red-cape billowed in the wind as she drew her arm back, and sent the wooden projectile flying towards viruses. She then rushed towards the side of the viruses and drew out a one-barreled rifle from out of her basket. Red pulled the trigger, and sent a barrage of energy bullets speeding towards the two viruses with a single gunshot.

Turn Summary
1. Boomerang1 to SpikeyA,B [60 DMG [color=green]Wood[/color]
2. Dodge to side of Spikeys/line up shot
3. shotgun w/ Splash to Spikey group [50 DMG]
Their combined efforts work fairly well, each navi wiping out at least 2 virii a piece. The spookies, however, spot Majin in time for two of them to dodge. The turrets manage to lock on to the two, and land their shots in.

CanodumbA: Deleted
CanodumbB: Deleted
CanodumbC: 50 HP
CanodumbD: 50 HP
SpookyA: 50 HP
SpookyB: 50 HP
SpookyC: Deleted
SpikeyA: Deleted
SpikeyB: Deleted

Red.EXE: 120HP
Soulman.EXE: 80HP
Junior was hit, but still in front of the Canodumbs, "Fine. Send me the shotgun."

"Got it. Sending Shotgun." Wes replied in his usual fashion. Pushing the chip into the slot, he rustled through the rest of his chips, wondering what to use.

Junior got back in his original postion, lining up the canodumbs once more. Concentrating his aim once more, he released the energy from the chip data, hoping to blow up the canodumb duo. He then wondered what he should do next, "Have anything good to send me?"

"Meh, Sending Heatshot. Have fun with it." Wes yawned. These ghosts were dodgey, so he didn't have any bright ideas at the moment. He was mostly hoping that an attack that could hit two opponents would have a good chance of hitting at least one.

"These guys are tricky, Red-chan. Let's proceed catiously." Junior said. He felt a warmth in his hand. It was spread throughout his palm but he brought the energy to gather in the center of his palms. He quickly released it, hoping to catch a ghost with it before they disappeared again. A fireball blasted from his palm. He looked at Red, preparing to dodge, "Okay, let's scatter. We took most of them out, so as long as we play things safe, we'll make it through."

((1.) Line up shot
2.) Shotgun, 50+splash, CanodumbC
3.) Heatshot, 40+splash Heat, Spookies
4.) Dodge))
Red flinched from the hit she received but immediately recovered.
"Man these guys won't cooperate..." Shin groaned with sarcasm. "Oh well, Ringlog1, Firehit1! Slot-in!"
Red nodded at her operator's comment as she moved behind the Cannondumb group and pulled out a long wooden log from her picnic basket. The red-caped navi sent the wooden object rolling towards the virii before focusing on the Spooky viruses.
Red gathered energy into her right hand, and clenched it into a fist, her hand now burning ablaze with great intensity. The navi charged towards one of the Spookies and jumped slightly above it and slammed her fist down on the viruses body.
The wind navi then confirmed that she heard Soulman's plan by giving him a breif thumbs-up before running out of the way of any oncoming attacks.

Turn Summary
1. Ringlog1 at CannondumbC,D [50 DMG [color=green]Wood[/color]]
2. Firehit1 to SpookyB [60 DMG [color=red]Fire[/color]]
3. Dodge
Soulman's well-aimed shotgun blast easily took care of the Cannodumb pair. His heatshot, combined with Red's Shining Finger, successfully took down the remaining Spookies.

CanodumbA: Deleted
CanodumbB: Deleted
CanodumbC: DELETED!
CanodumbD: DELETED!
SpookyA: DELETED!
SpookyB: DELETED!
SpookyC: Deleted
SpikeyA: Deleted
SpikeyB: Deleted

Red.EXE: 120HP
Soulman.EXE: 80HP

VICTORY!
Rewards:
Red: 350 zenny.
Soulman: 300 zenny, Recov10
"So, a Recovery10, huh?" Wes mumbled, loking over the chip, "Not much of a boost, but if you get taken down to one HP and then use it, with the Undershirt, it garentees that you can take one more attack before needing to jack out. Plus, this is chip number nine for us. One more will put us at a third of a folder and another level. Almost at our goal..... just one more chip and then another level...."

"Well... that's, uh, nice and all, but what about moving on?" Junior asked.

"Oh, yeah. How about Scilabs?" Wes suggested.

"Sounds fine to me. Either that or Electown... Red-chan, what do you and your operator think?" Junior asked her.

((RS, we were due a boss last battle but we seem to have been skipped over. What say we ask for one now? If you're up for it, just post a request for Battle 6. We can act like we're ready to move on, but say that we get ambushed or something before we can leave.))
"I'm more familiar with the SciLab enviornment than Electown." Shin said, his face popping up in a window. "So that would be fine."
"Okay then, let's go!" Red exclaimed as she dragged Soulman towards the Netsquare portal.

However...

((Battle 6))
"Help! HELP! FOR THE LOVE OF GODS HELP!!!" A scream meets their ears, as a mass of purple hair dashes right past them--

They turn around, to see... What the hell?!

It looks like a Spikey, but nearly twice as big...

Oh. And it has three heads instead of one.

The purple-haired Navi collapses on the ground behind the two Navis, gasping for breath--"Note to self... Project Fluffy... complete success..."

"Fluffy": 400HP

Red.EXE: 120HP
Soulman.EXE: 80HP

???: ??? (Collapsed)

Miniboss battle (6), BEGIN!
"'Fluffy'?" Junior and Wes repeated at the same time. Then, in unison, they both shook their heads. Junior now turned to Red, "Red-chan, earlier you used a Guard, correct? Mind using it again to assist this sir or m'dam? I'll concentrate on distracting ol' Fluffy here..."

"Sending Shotgun... sending Ringlog1." Wes inserted the chips he names.

"Time for some discipline." He didn't know much about dogs, but he was pretty sure they didn't like getting hit in the nose. Aiming for the first head's snout, Junior fired the shotgun energy hoping that the dog would calm down, "Bad boy!" He shouted, "We do not chase people, got it?" He held then Ringlog in his hand, though it appeared a bit longer but skinnier this time. He ran around to the dog's side and smacked him with it, trying this time to punish the left most head, "Bad boy! Stop it or I'll get out the newspaper again!" He watched the canine's expression. Chances are, he was going to have to run like hell.... crap.

((1.) Shotgun, 50+Splash, Fluffy's snout
2.) Run around the side
3.) Ringlog1, 50 Wood, Fluffy (beat him with it like it was a newspaper)
4.) Dodge))
"Roger that taichou!" Red replied to Soulman's request with a quick salute as she went over to the collapsed purple navi, and poked him in the side a little.
"Hey mister, wanna get up now?" Red asked the purple-haired navi as she crouched down by him.
"Red, I'll be sending you a Guard, so take care of yourself." Shin stated as he slotted in the chip.
"Alrighty then!" Red replied as she generated a Met-Hat shaped dome over her and the collapsed navi. "Don't you worry mister, I won't let that Cereberus like thingy attack you. Neither will Soulman over there." On the last note, she jerked her thumb over her shoulder and pointed towards her commander who was currently attempting to tame the ferocious beast.
The red caped navi gathered wind around herself and prepared to grab the navi and sprint out of the way of any oncoming attacks if the Guard was hit.

Turn Summary
1. Walk over to navi and poke him in the side, while asking a question.
2. Guard over Red and Collapsed Navi
3. Dodge w/ navi
((And bumping.))
Junior blasts the central head, which shudders in rage--but the giant virus loses Junior as he dashes around bashing it on the snout! As the leftmost head reels, dazed, the central head grabs on to the Ringlog with its teeth and shakes violently, sending Junior reeling back--at least he had been wary of it. The right head starts gargling, as the jaws begin to glow with a red fire...

"Fluffy": 300HP

Red.EXE: 120HP
Soulman.EXE: 80HP

???: ??? (Collapsed)
"Looks like I'll have to help out this time." Red commented as she watched the fight from afar. She turned towards the collapsed navi and sighed. She snapped her fingers and a gust of wind picked the navi up and moved him further away from the battle. She then turned to face the three-headed Spikey.
"Aim for the right mouth, Shotgun! Slot-in!" Shin commanded as he slotted in the chip.
"Roger that." Red responded as she pulled out a one-barrled gun from her picnic basket and dashed in front of the right head. "Take this!" the red-hooded navi shouted as she fired a concentrated blast of energy into the mouth of the right head. Red then jumped on top of te Spikey to avoid any oncoming attacks after her Shotgun assault.
"Take him down! Firehit1! Slot-in!" Shin ordered as he sent his navi the chip.
Red put away the gun and her hand started burning, emitting a soft crimson glow. The navi charged the fire until it burned a little brighter and the flame grew a bit bigger. "DOWN BOY!" the navi yelled as she curled her hand into a fist and slammed down on the Spikey with a flaming punch.

Turn Summary
Ability: Gust to ??? to move him farther away from the battle.
1. Shotgun to Right head's mouth [50 DMG]
2. Jump on top of Fluffy/Dodge
3. Firehit1 to Fluffy [60 DMG]
"Careful, one on the end is about to attack." Wes cautioned as he saw the right head light up.

"Heh. Let's see if it can hit something it can't even see." Junior hastily gathered energy and released it in the lovely beam of light he loved so much. Of course, this time he gave it a bit of a boost, making it brighter and more beautiful than ever, "Soul Flash! Now quick, Aregrab and Rageclaw!"

"Huh? O-okay, sending Areagrab, sending Rageclaw." Wes wasn't sure what he was up to, but it seemed from Junior's voice that time was an option.

Junior disappeared, the popped back up beside the right head. He brought his hands together as a clawed glove appeared over the one of them. Like a sideways volleyball strike, he swung the clawed hands to the side. He was hoping to bash the right head into the center one and then, if the blind had taken effect, he figured the head would fire on the central one in confusion. They beast didn't seem too bright, so throwing them into a confused state shouldn't be too hard. Not want to be too close to the action when the shit hit the fan, Junior quickly back off. He signaled Red to get back. He didn't want to make any noise that might draw the dog's attention. Of course, it seemed like she was already doing her own thing. Oh well, it'd probably be fine, though her being on top of the enemy slightly worried him.

((1.) Soul Flash, 40+lowers accuracy+10 from Untapped Power, Right head of Fluffy
2.) Areagrab beside right head
3.) Rageclaw, 20 to right head, 20 to crash into central head
4.) Dodge

Also, RS, Untapped power is for N/A subtype.))