You see, a fake doctor walks our fair networks, noble citizens! Harming navis more than he heals them, breaking things that could be fixed by someone with a real medical degree such as myself, he is a menace to all who call themselves a Doctor! As for patients? Hah! He views a 'patient' as someone for him to kill in his pursuit of destruction!
So it is because of this that I come to this message board, in hopes that this faker will step forward and face the vengeance of a real doctor for all he has done! Listen now to the voices of those who he has harmed!
((A number of links to different audio clips are listed... some of them appear to be the same person talking in a different tone of voice, but there are at least a few different speakers.))
Quote (A Fine Lady)
That evil, malicious navi hurt my baby when he was supposed to heal him! He is a fiend! A fiend!
Quote (A Gruff Voice)
Yo, that bastard, man, I came to him to get my leg fixed up, AND HE CUT IT OFF, MAN! HE CUT MY #%@&ING LEG OFF!
Quote (A Doctor)
That man... he attempted to apply here as a doctor, but when we let him treat one of our patients, they ended up with more ails than when they came in! He is a menace!
Quote (A young girl)
The bad man killed my grandma!
Quote (A dashing rogue)
This delinquent sickened my already afflicted lover! I have consulted several real doctors, and they say she may never recover!
((The links go on for some time, but all of them are fairly similar...))
So you see, dear friends, this... fiend, this mockery of all medical science must be brought to justice, and I will be the one to dole it out upon him!
What is this fiend's name, you ask?
Do Not Resuscitate.exe, or DNR! I am calling you out, you... you... spineless milquetoast! If you have a single ounce of honor or responsibility as a doctor in your thrice-cursed data, I demand that you reply here!