If you were a superhero,what are your 2 powers?

I'd settle for portal powers and, uh, control over spacial dimensions.

PUNCH YOU WITH YOUR OWN PUNCHES! NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH PORTALS! >: D

I'd want the power to... like, grow yams. Really fast. Unnaturally fast. Like, BOOM, ZOOM, YAMS. Yeah.

Oh, and for the other one... Hrm, I GUESS I'd have to go with the power to make a person's legs fall asleep. Iduno, it's a toss up between that and being able to speak to flamingos.

Looney Man! *fanfare*