Random Chat (NEW!!!) V.1

there comes a time when the laughter must stop, and that's when somebody dies...

today we spend a minute to remember speedy gunzalas, the only mexican who could do anything. a huge hit on bugs bunny's cartoon series, his life was tragically cut short when he started an exsice plan that would make all mexicans run as fast as him. then, on the night before the book was to be released, speedy commited suicide by jumping off a bulding...

... onto 37 bullets(FBI standard issue) that killed him 16 minutes before the fall. we wonder to this day what caused him to do this, and spend a mexcan minute of silence...

*6 weeks later* ok, we still have 4 months of silence left, but I think we should move on...

Realy? I heard he jumped when he found out that he lost his job because the guys at the WB decided to be politicaly correct.

Ehh, Roadrunner was better in terms of cat-and-mouse humor.

Either way, I claim this 100th page in the name of coffee.

Roadrunner was epic.

I mean, hell, one of the funniest kids at school admits to getting some jokes from Spongebob.

I love good cartoons. :'D

Good cartoons are sometimes the only reason I exist. But know which ones I'm pretty sure everyone hates?

Once upon a time ... BUY. THE. TOYS.

MASK. C.O.P.S. Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors. Beverly Hills Teens. Muppet Babies.
*goes on the automatic pilot as he lists more 80s cartoons*

Don't forget Ghost Busters! And Gi Joe, and...

The Mask, though it was from the 90s.....He-Man is prety good, I found a collection of eps on the interwebs of the origional series from the 80s. Seriously, He-Man looks too mutch like Adam in this series. At least in the 2000 remake he looks rather different.

Heh, I totally had a ghost busters plasma gun toy, and I think my brother had an Ecto-1 toy car... We were also really into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

My Mom always got the TMNT's theme stuck in her head whenever she heard it. She'd be stuck singing out ranbdom bits for days.

I always seemed to have the "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" theme stuck in my head. My dad had a few of those creepy toys and would hide them in the fridge, bathroom, etc. to scare the hell out of everyone. You open up the door of the fridge to see a life sized tomato staring back at you with blood red eyes and a grin full of inch-long fangs.

I just about have every theme I like stuck in my head... from TMNT to Ghostbusters to Reboot to Beast Wars to Power Rangers and to various video game songs. for the most part they all drown each other out, but are easy to bring to the front... like Mahna Mahna or This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll keep on singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll keep on singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll keep on singing it forever just because this is the song that nev-*gacks at someone strangles her*

... *cough* ok sorry about that, anyway... had a bit of a random chat moment with a few friends this morning on YIM


(08:48:55 AM) sorahjort: i'm going crazy here with flash being flash, raptor and his emoness, a rarly on sarge, a not so rarly on hito, and a rarly talkative smiley!
(08:49:09 AM) Raptor: .....emoness?
(08:50:38 AM) Raptor: http://kotaku.com/5016246/legendary-werewo...hood-nightmares
(08:50:40 AM) Ari: Awww... even Sora misses me...
(08:50:42 AM) sorahjort: *dramatic pose*'oh woe is me! i have no readers and no one comments my art that i constnatly link for feedback.'
(08:50:51 AM) Raptor: HEY
(08:50:57 AM) Raptor: i havne't bitched about that for a month now!
(08:51:00 AM) Raptor: SO HA
(08:51:04 AM) sorahjort: um......
(08:51:08 AM) sorahjort: you did last week...
(08:51:16 AM) Raptor: ...Horse shit
(08:51:32 AM) sorahjort: lets see... i was looking for feed back on my zera pic i did up
(08:51:37 AM) sorahjort: i said i wasnt getting any
(08:51:43 AM) sorahjort: and you went off the handle
(08:51:55 AM) Raptor: *Grabs sora, threatens with Knife* ENOUGH! or I cut you than me!
(08:52:18 AM) sorahjort: strike me down and i'll become more powerful than you can ever imagine
(08:53:12 AM) Ari: can possibly! More powerful that you can possibly imagine!
(08:53:48 AM) Raptor: *knocks her out...Sora falls over and has 3 stars circlign her head*.
(08:54:21 AM) sorahjort: *just then the starts turned rabbid and went after serenity, barking and bearing teath*
(08:54:25 AM) sorahjort: the stars*
(08:54:40 AM) Raptor: ! *with appropriate shock noise*
(08:55:00 AM) sorahjort: Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAKE!!!
(08:55:22 AM) flashgen75: "...why am I thrown in to this?"
(08:55:33 AM) sorahjort: *the stars go after serenity's ankles*
(08:57:05 AM) flashgen75: Serenity ran away quickly.


PS, the best way I've found to get a song out of your head is to listen to Mahna Mahna a few times.

Imagine if you could be rewarded for doing any of these things.
My personal favourite is "I'm a Doctor, not a Marksman!"

Why the hell do all of you losers go camping?

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Imagine if you could be rewarded for doing any of these things.
My personal favourite is "I'm a Doctor, not a Marksman!"

"Never Gonna Break My Stride" FTW

XD

By the way, the Wii has talking capability now.



NO MORE SILENT ONLINE.

EEEEEEEE, IT'S POCKET!~

I know I probably could throw this into Random Outtakes, but this has random chat written all over it.

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rorschach: http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/06/30/doomsda...ref=mpstoryview
[14:55] Sora-Chan: well.. if hawkings says its ok....
[14:55] Sora-Chan: ........... i hear mars is awefully nice this time of year
[15:00] rorschach: never crowded
[15:00] Sora-Chan: oh sure theres the whole uninhabitable for the human race at the moment
[15:01] Sora-Chan: but hey, if you could survive in LA, you could probably survive on Mars
[15:01] rorschach: details, details....
[15:01] rorschach: Mars is clearly a healthier place to live than LA
[15:02] Sora-Chan: mm...
[15:02] rorschach: Only thing I hear is that wi-fi has a rather long lag time out there
[15:03] rorschach: Something like 20-40 minutes....
[15:03] Sora-Chan: yeah... that would be a problem..
[15:03] Sora-Chan: especialyl for those of us who like to play MMOs..
[15:05] rorschach: But I hear traffic is reasonable out there, not a lot of over development
[15:06] Sora-Chan: true, but what about in a few years?
[15:06] Sora-Chan: afterall, mars is half the size of the earth
[15:07] rorschach: damn, that's right
[15:07] Sora-Chan: what we need to do is build a shell around Jupitur
[15:08] *** Sarge has signed off IRC (Quit: (Link: http://www.mibbit.com)http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
[15:08] Sora-Chan: just far enough that'll simulate the earth's gravity
[15:08] rorschach: sort of like the Dyson sphere from TNG
[15:08] Sora-Chan: and we'd have a large amount of surface area
[15:08] Sora-Chan: yeah
[15:08] Sora-Chan: it would basically be a dyson sphere
[15:09] Sora-Chan: heck, salvage Mars, its moons, earth's moon, venus, and mercury to build the dyson sphere
[15:09] rorschach: I'm sure the residents there wouldn't mind
[15:10] Sora-Chan: oh but we could easily relocate them
[15:10] rorschach: But won't that just create slums?
[15:11] Sora-Chan: naw....
[15:11] Sora-Chan: they'd be our pets and part of our work force!
[15:11] Sora-Chan: i hear theres a big demand for lavamonsters
[15:11] Sora-Chan: in the cooking industry
[15:12] rorschach: true, but then there's the whole immigration thing
[15:12] Sora-Chan: true, but thats before we didnt have so much room on jupiter. i mean now we have plenty of land for everyone... for a few hundred years
[15:13] rorschach: ahh, you've thought of everything
[15:13] Sora-Chan: of course! after all, i am the sora-chan
[15:14] rorschach: all seeing, all knowing, all neosane
[15:14] Sora-Chan: though there is that one slight issue...
[15:15] Sora-Chan: being so far away from the sun will put us at risk of the dark tribbles...
[15:15] rorschach: ....*shudders*
[15:16] Sora-Chan: but i think we just need to build the ultimate defence of having a giant picture painted on the surface of our dyson sphere of the Kitty Face'd Susan!
[15:17] rorschach: Nobody could possible withstand such cute
[15:18] Sora-Chan: yeah... that would be a problem wouldnt it?
[15:18] rorschach: I meant for our enemies
[15:18] Sora-Chan: hmm... how about make it so that the image doesnt show unless of a enimet tribble attack? you know the old polarize trick
[15:19] rorschach: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[15:19] Sora-Chan: of course how ever... we'll have a 'malfunction' when ever the space president decides to visit
[15:22] Sora-Chan: brilliant no?
[15:22] Raptor3k: Ok
[15:22] Raptor3k: i've read over half what you two were rambling about
[15:23] Raptor3k: You two in one room is far too dangerous
[15:23] Sora-Chan:
[15:23] Sora-Chan: especially when we're unsupervised?
[15:24] rorschach: and procrastinating at work

yep... was a fun time that day.

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At that time a man said unto Jesus, "Jesus! I do not understand the nature of the kingdom of heaven."

Jesus said, "The Father's kingdom is like a shepherd who had a hundred sheep. One of them went astray. He left the 99 and looked for the one until he found it. When it was found, he said to the sheep, 'That you went astray is a clear sign that you misunderstand my instructions. You are nothing to me.' And then the shepherd turned the lost sheep into a pillar of salt, because the shepherd is God in this parable, and that's the sort of thing He does when people fail to understand His Word."

"Wait, what?" said the man,

And the man became a pillar of salt.

so bored.... so tired... so delusional...... must... convert Broadside into Drawn To Life! he shall become a playable character!