Vending Machine

commondragon

you get an empty paintball gun

I insert my school's culunary arts textbook, which has more bullshittery like my previous insertion.

Von Dare

The textbooks rally the silverware to dance in a Disney music video.

I put in the Official 4Chan Seal of Fail.

Hiko

You get:

I put in the theory of the next TF2 update being for scouts.

P.A. Master

You, miraculously, get not only a dispenser, but a Level 3 dispenser.

I put in my Level 3 teleporter exit.

Hiko

You get a spy sapping your entry and wasting your 525 metal. D':

I insert a spy sitting on top of my dispenser who'd previously been infinitely invisible.

Kemix1006

you get a spy sappin your sentry!

I put in a shur and his non-moddingness.

lunarlion

You get a BUMP!

I put in a chibi...

RevivedSin

You get a bishounen, who's actually gay, or bisexual, probably the latter.

I put in a rainbow.

Von Dare

You become FAAAABULOUS!

I put in Mexico.

commondragon

You get a mexican pizza

I put in 5-year-old wrapping paper.

Kemix1006

you get a dirty diaper

I put in Persona 4

Niax

you get multiple persona disorder...

I put in a quarter like a normal person

Kemix1006

you get belched at. this thing eats money.

I put in darkboy,

Goroke

You get Stealthman

I put in my slow internet

Von Dare

A can of Bandwidth comes out.

I put in a vending machine.

Goroke

You jammed the vending machine with soda

I put in Dissidia

Von Dare

Unfortunately, the vending machine is jammed. Dissidia can't go in and Candlejack steals you away.

I pu-

P.A. Master

You ge-

In any case, I put in a... where'd that pumpkin go?

RevivedSin

You get pumpkin pie, apparently the vending machine took your pumpkin.

I put in...

[Close-up on face]

...a potato chip....

[Close-up on eye]

AND EAT IT

Kemix1006

you get...A SPIKED BOOT TO THE FACE!

I put in yuri and hentai mixed with 7chan.