Vending Machine

Kemix1006

ed comes out and eats you after coating you in butter.

I put in negaverse.

Von Dare

You get two robotniks.

I put in Imageshack.

Lux

You recieve a photobucket.

I put in $1.25

Kemix1006

A soda launches out, but misses because the machine rolled a 1.

I put in DnD.

RevivedSin

The traps were set off in your recent game while you were trying to disarm them.

I insert boiled chicken curry.

Kemix1006

you get a fireball...careful...it's hot...

I put in a completely original idea.

Guest

You get ripped off.

I insert a grandfather clock.

Goroke

You get your grandfather

I insert Brofist

Kemix1006

you gained the ability: FALCON PANCH!

I put in hentai

stealthman.exe

You get a Play-Boy magazine...

I put in this edited thing

(Below)(Down)

Kemix1006

you get...A CRITICAL BOOT TO THE FACE!

I put in steve.

Goroke

You get Steve Jobs

I insert a copy of "Battle Rabbit Nightmare", and "Jamaican Wagon - The Lost Levels" ( http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html , have fun :D)

Kemix1006

you get freeware games of DOOM!

I put in free ware games of mario

RevivedSin

The endless loop of the Mario theme now rings in your ears.

I put in "my love, my anger, and all of my sorrow."

Kemix1006

you get...SHINEING...FIIIIIIIIIINGER!! to the face.

I put in a wii and x-box 360

Guest

You get lawsuits.

I put in a note saying, "Get Dark to stop shoving various things into people's faces, please."

Guest

You get a brick to the face, with a little tag saying "From: dark"

I put in a gladius.

RevivedSin

You get that whiny emo emperor from "Gladiator" coming out and RAEGing at you.

I put in... THE COMFY CHAIR.

Hiko

You get rather a lot of lusty teenage couples trying to sit in it.

I insert a few jazz albums.

Link2125

The songs on said albums get put on the mp3 player you got earlier.

I put in a letter to Santa questioning the elf labour force he uses.