Random Lulz Thread

Here's a fun little story for you guys that happened today.
Me, my father and my mother were out to the cinema today to go watch Transformers. Awesome movie, by the way, go watch it now. Anyway... In a movie is a break where you can get something to snack. We did. My mom and I went to get ice cream for me and my dad. So let's show how it went...

Shur's mom: "Two chocolate chip ice cream, please."
Salesman: "Taking a single big one is cheaper, miss. You could both eat from it and it's five times bigger."
Shur's mom: "No, I'll take two small ones. Otherwise they'll fight for it."

CONCLUSION. THAT SALESMAN THOUGHT I WAS ON A DATE WITH THE WOMAN WHO IS MY MOTHER. DO YOU UNDERSTAND IT!?

THE SALESMAN.
THOUGHT.
I WAS.
ON A DATE.
WITH MY MOTHER!


I WAS HAPPY I COULD GET BACK TO MY SEAT. I WAS CONSTANTLY ROFLING! OR I LOOK GODDAMN OLD ALREADY OR MY MOM IS YOUNGER THAN SHE LOOKS! GOD! IT WAS SHEER EPIC!

He, of course, didn't know she was my mother.
ROFL!
HAHAHA!!! funny. just fucking epic shur.
That was a great shippuden..



A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!



Additional Lulz.

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I can't access your site, Lego.
EPIC WIN SHUR!
I hereby revive this topic with the most hilarious menu ever:

http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order/

All of it's either senseless or full of lulz, but the last few items really did it for me.

Quote (RevivedSin)

Your own personal DERP Squad in Diamond and Pearl!

Pokemon Party:
Unown D
Unown E
Unown R
Unown P
Unown !
Bidoof (Try making a ball capsule with DERP! coming out of it and nicknaming Bidoof the "DERPZORD" XD /lol)

I called my Bidoof the DERPACHIEF.

*MGS ROFLing*