The "Real men ... with their fists" Thread

Real men steal twi's twiffles with their fists (Not this twi, another twi from TUS)
Real men punch Hiko-slot machines for extra tokens with their fists.
Real men get beat by Samus with their fists.
Real men do pushups with their fists.(you try!)
Real Men play EBA/Ouendan on Insane mode with their fists!!

Real Men bakes cakes and bread with their fists!!
Real men grow Windmill-beards with their fists.

-Twi
OK, I'm surprised nobody's said this one yet... hell, it's the first thing that came into my head when I saw this topic. >_>

"Real men masturbate with their fists!" >=D

*runs like hell*
Real men imply sexual activity with their fists!

Real men avoid stating it outright and cleverly dodge around a direct saying with their fists!
Real men lure Rapid into posting by not mentioning self inflicted orgasm in a thread called "Real men ... with their fists"
Real men punch the guy who's friend's sister is the nun of the friend who works at a bar that had kids for the guy that you're not almost never punching never for ever with their fists.

Quote (RevivedSin)

No Hiko, you are not.

Real men sucker punch Hiko in the face due to format mistakes with their fists.

Real men righteously kick RS in the face with their fists for mistaking his joke for a format error.
Real men kick with their fists. 8D
Real men enforce their dominant position of masculinity by panching their woman in the gut.

Wait, did I just type that out? >>

Real men hunt wild boar with their fists-- while wearing plaid.
Real men play with a N-Gage with their fists.
Real men dance with their fists!
Real men cook with their fists.

Real men catch Pokemon with their fists.

Real men punch other non-real men with their fists therefore making those non-real men manly by transferring some of their manliness to them.
Real men Hadokens with their fists.
Real men pay for stuff with their fists. >: D
Real men Falcon Punch pregnant teens in the stomach with their fists!
Real men worship God with their fists!
The one that Nal said was already made.

Real men correct spelling mistakes and grammar errors with their fists!
Real men worship MeleeMan with their fists.
Real men love PIrin-chan with their fists. >: D