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Pirates have rum, which is all that matters.
DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!
YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE, BEING A PIRATE IS ALL THAT I BE!
I am begging you to change your avatar. Please.
...More groveling, less begging. Or more of both is fine too.
Looking for the quote by Drakim! Actually, I have most of it...
I don't know all of it, though.
Anyone care to help?

"No _____, my heart won't pump the other way."
Compromise.

[victory pose]
Thanx. That had been bugging me.

*laughs*
Behold the awesome that is Drakim.

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me: I don't know
  My mommy wants me to do homework instead of play Guild Wars ><
kimrobinlindblom: ....
9:14 AM XD
  DEATH TO THE NON-BELIVER
  She is a witch!
me: waves pitchfork
kimrobinlindblom: She turned me into a newt!
me: skeptically she turned you into a newt?
kimrobinlindblom: .....
9:15 AM I got better
  so, homework in christmas?
  Jesus must hate you
9:18 AM me: hehehe
  I just didn't do it before now, so 'tis my fault, not Jesus'
kimrobinlindblom: XD
  "Jesus still loves you"
  now proven!
  20% less fat
9:19 AM me: The smart choice ^^
kimrobinlindblom: *Does not heal sickeness
**May lead to insanity
9:20 AM me: ***makes no actual medical claims
9:21 AM kimrobinlindblom: ****Does not contain any Jesus nor Milk. May contain nuts
9:22 AM me: *****Not a significant source of Morality or Cholesterol
kimrobinlindblom: ******Can't think of anything more
9:23 AM me: So quoted.
kimrobinlindblom: XD
9:24 AM me: yawn
kimrobinlindblom: isn't that a bit long quote?
me: round and round my head she goes, in the good dreams though she wears no clothes

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me: no one really wants him back...
  I'd have to fuck up pretty badly for that
kimrobinlindblom: hah
  you can just live in your dream Atrus~
9:36 AM me: Wha?
kimrobinlindblom: in reality, we are stealing your password as we speak
  HAX'D
me: ONOX
  *ONOZ
kimrobinlindblom: Resistance is futile
me: ...
  -calls Nal-
  Help me, I'm being haxxed!
9:37 AM kimrobinlindblom: new post in forum "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M JUST POSTING TO TELL YOU THAT I MADE EVERY SINGLE MEMBER AN ADMIN. HAPPY POSTING"
  "ANARCY FTW"
me: HAHAHAHA
  Everyone: KAZU YOU NOOB!
kimrobinlindblom: XD
  I can imagen it
  it would be like the wild west
  you had to shoot or be shooten
  BAN
  BAN
9:39 AM [BAN is very like the gun sound BANG ^^]
9:40 AM me: LMAO
  I love it
kimrobinlindblom: Admin-Anarcy?
9:43 AM or Wild West Baning?
me: Wild West Banning
kimrobinlindblom: XD
9:44 AM fasted keyboard in the west
  *fastest
  BAN BAN'
In loving memory.

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zero9g9: Legacy...
zero9g9: Is a power no one man can hold.
zero9g9: Many have tried, and all do covet it...
zero9g9: But it cannot be held by a single man-- it would go against it's very nature.
zero9g9: Legacy is created by interaction with people-- depending on how strongly this interaction affects people, it can plant a seed of legacy.
my404soul: Who?
zero9g9: Anyone.
my404soul: Who said that?
zero9g9: Me.
my404soul: I'm impressed.
zero9g9: Mm.
zero9g9: The reason Legacy is so coveted... is because it is a sign of respect. A sign of fear. A sign of admiration. But more than all of these things, it is a sign of memory. Legacy, as such... is the power to be remembered by many, for whatever reason. That is why no one man can hold this power.
Son, we've replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have three seconds to live. -South Park: The Movie

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Ay, that I had not done a thousand more.
Even now I curse the day--and yet, I think,
Few come within the compass of my curse,--
Wherein I did not some notorious ill,
As kill a man, or else devise his death,
Ravish a maid, or plot the way to do it,
Accuse some innocent and forswear myself,
Set deadly enmity between two friends,
Make poor men's cattle break their necks;
Set fire on barns and hay-stacks in the night,
And bid the owners quench them with their tears.
Oft have I digg'd up dead men from their graves,
And set them upright at their dear friends' doors,
Even when their sorrows almost were forgot;
And on their skins, as on the bark of trees,
Have with my knife carved in Roman letters,
'Let not your sorrow die, though I am dead.'
Tut, I have done a thousand dreadful things
As willingly as one would kill a fly,
And nothing grieves me heartily indeed
But that I cannot do ten thousand more.

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"Bwahaha! Jughead, you failed your conquest of the hamburger shop because you lacked the skill of a warrior! You fool!"



Oh Aim...You so crazy.
"Once you're a world-level clown in order to please an audience of 10,000, it's common sense to jump out of a plane without a parachute"
-pierrot from Yakitate!! Japan.

Quote (The Jeff and I)

Me: Oh, thank Buddha!
Jeff: Oh, that's right, you're Mus-lamic!

We all had a good laugh.
Methinks I madez a typzo.

SWHA?!

Did you knwo your boss is reading your email?

Praise Hojo!

Needs moar Sephiroth.

LAY OFF THE CHIK HABIT.

Gimme some goddamn pancakes!

This is an impression of me on coffee.
"Oh, I've had some coffee! Blabbityblabbitybleh!"
You know you hate your job when...

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Corporate worker #1: Did you smell the gas leak this morning?
Corporate worker #2: No... Where was it? I didn't smell anything. I wish I was there. I would have lit a match on my clothes so I wouldn't have to quit my job.

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Arm: My conversations seem to have a way of not working today XD
Zal: The nick is there... but the soul is not
Arm: Nick nick nick nick nikniknik nick
Arm: Nickolodeoooon!
Arm: Put another nickel in, in the nickelodeon
Zal: I think we should start a really awkward or suggestive conversation to surprise/digust the next person who enters
Arm: Yup
Zal: <<
Arm: OMGWUTABOOOTDIMENTIONTRGGURRBEBIES?!LOLOL.
Zal: liek, omg. Zal. i wuvs him. i want his babbies, omg omg
Arm: DIMENTIONTRGGURRBEBIESWITLIDDLECOWBUYHATZ
Zal: <3
Zal: i actualy fantasize about zal
Arm: I found hawt xxx Zal on Zal hentai anime yaoi yuri all over teh internetz, lolz
Zal: what a studd lol!1
Arm: post post post post post
Zal: fake!1
Zal: thats not zaal
Zal: a/s/l?
Zal: ive had a rough night, treat me nice baby
Arm: ...........................
Zal: *coughs loudly*

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Bundle of Arrows: 50 Rupees
Magical Blue Potion: 120 Rupees
Defeating the King of Evil: Priceless
There are some things in life that money can't buy. For everything
else, there's Master Sword.

My friend rocks for thinking this up.