3 Word Story

took some Mentos
farted so hard,
that he yelled
AHHHHHH, MY ASS!!!!
This caused him
such extreme pain
that gave him
evil person syndrome!
No amount of
suppository bullets could
stop this villain
before he could
kidnap several loli's.
BUT THE SUPA
Adventure Club was
busy stealing the
world's little children
for use in
createing a nuke
for killing Bush.