QUIZ OLO

I'm not showing my answers. I have no reason to do that. I didn't even put answers, I just kinda went through all of them with my head. Why use the computer when you can use your head.
*grumbles*
What head? I have no head...just an empty sack to hold my brain...wheee!
British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total = 1

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[x] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an australian something (Well, it says "Made In Australia")
Total = 7?!

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian. [Si, si, pizza, yes?]
[ ] You are under 5'10'' (I don't know how tall I am)
[ ] You know what an italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[x] You talk with your hands. (Sometimes)
Total = 4

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 2

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon. [Onlee foor mozar Rushia]
[ ] You get short tempered
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total = 2

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best. (I'm not old enough to drink it...)
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have RED hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. (Wha?)
Total = 1

African American
[ ]You say nigga/nukka casually. [NIGGA STOLE MAH BIKE!?]
[ ] You have nappy hair. (What's nappy hair?)
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is Racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total = 0

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math. (Why does that make someone Asian?)
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 2

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good. (It is)
[ ] You Speak some German. [Ah, zo-ah...Haben sie das hausaufgaben gemacht?]
[x] You know what Schnitzel is. (I've eaten it. Not that bad)
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (They do because of my hat.)
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'2 (Again, I dunno how tall I am)
Total = 4

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer. (I find this an insult)
[ ] You say eh. (This too)
[x] You know what poutine is
[x] You speak some french.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi. (I don't even know what it's about.))
Total = 4

American
[ ] You hate foreigners. (RACIST!)
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total = 3


I'm Australian...

Wow. Didn't see that coming.
I know, right?
British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total = 3

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total = 1

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. [shes dead olo]
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes. (Yummy)
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some italian. [Si, si, pizza, yes?]
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what an italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total = 6

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 2

Russian
[x] You say villian as: Vee-lon. (I 'ave been doink vun mission after anuzzer, and yust ven I tink I am gettink a blreak, KGB gives me new mission? For loove of Muzzer Russia, can seecret ageent noot get blreak!?)
[x] You get short tempered
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total = 7, full score

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have RED hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total = 2

African American
[ ]You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is Racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total = 1

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 2

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
Total = 7, full score

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is
[x] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total = 3

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total = 0


Yes, people. I am half-German, half Russian. Mom's German, dad's Russian. I have some other blood, such as Welsh, Ukrainian, British, etc, but I'm proud of my nationality. Especially my Russian blood, and yes, I do call it Mother Russia.
British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total = 4

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total = 0

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what an italian horn is
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total = 2

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 1

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[X] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total = 4

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have RED hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total = 1

African American
[ ]You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is Racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total = 1

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 2

German
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[X] You Speak some German. [Ah, zo-ah...Haben sie das hausaufgaben gemacht?]
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2
Total = 6

Canadian
[X] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is
[X] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total = 3

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[X] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total = 2

Ahm mostly German, but that's probably because I live in the country next to them. I also scored nicely for English and Russian. For mother Netherlands!
You are not a true Russian, nor are you a true German. I'm both, and I f**king hate America.
British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." [AND IM DUTCH LOL]
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total = 1

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total = 0

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10'' (Right at, actually.)
[ ] You know what an italian horn is
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total = 1

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[x] You speak spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total = 2

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total = 1

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have RED hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total = 1

African American
[ ]You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is Racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total = 1

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 1

German
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
Total = 4

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total = 0

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[x] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[x] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total = 4

American/German... IN AMERICA!
British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." [AND IM DUTCH LOL]
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[/] Its football...not soccer. (sometimes)
Total = 1.5

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total = 3

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. [shes dead olo]
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes. (( HELL YES ))
[x] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some italian. (( Scuese. ))
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what an italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total = 7

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[x] You speak spanish or some. (( Yo hablar espanol un poquito. ))
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is. [WHORE, LOL]
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are. (( If you speak even a little spanish, you should know. ))
Total = 4

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon. [Onlee foor mozar Rushia]
[x] You get short tempered
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha. (( She's in a bunch of my classes. And she's a spaz. ))
[x] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total = 3

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have RED hair. [ghghghg]
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total = 3

African American
[ ]You say nigga/nukka casually. [NIGGA STOLE MAH BIKE!?]
[ ] You have nappy hair. (( WTF IS NAPPY?!?!? ))
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is Racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[/] You can dance. (( Kinda))
[x] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total = 4.5

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 3

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German.(( Auf wiederzien! ))
[x] You know what Schnitzel is. (( Some one at my camp in Vermont went by the nick name... "Schnitzel-funk". O.o ))
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
Total = 7

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total = 0

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[/] You're lazy. (( Sorta, not all the time. I walk to school ))
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total = .5

I am ITALIAN! AND GERMAN! d-double c-combo!
Twenty bucks to me cuz you don't REALLY know what schnitzel is...actually, wait. I gave you some when you came over! XD
Isn't it scrumptious?
Still twenty bucks to me...and you can sing gospel??? I GOTTA hear this...XD
Just kidding...but I do want to hear that...