Pokemon.

You're talking about Arseus, Darklai and...
Damn, can't remember.
Yeah, apparently Darklai is gained through a special event.
Arseus and the other... I'm not so sure.
*clears voice*

I'll explain how to get all of them.

Darkrai: The Nintendo Event gives you a Member's Card, which lets you unlock that locked house (which is actually an Inn) in Canalave City. Go to sleep in the bed, and Darkrai will appear in the dream. When you wake up, there will be a diary on the desk. Show it to the Sailor that takes you to Iron and Full Moon Islands, and he'll take you to New Moon Island. Darkrai will be waiting for you there, and its at Level 40, and is a Dark-type, despite its ghostly appearance. You can't leave until you either beat it or catch it. Note that you have to have already met Cresselia to do this.

Shaymin: The Event gives you the item 'Oak's Letter'. Go to VICTOLY Road, and go to Route 224 or something. Either way, its the place with the white rock with the engravings on it. Talk to Oak, and answer the questions. If you do it right, Shaymin will appear, and you have to chase it to the edge of the map, in this place called Flower Paradise. Its at Level 30, and is Grass-type, duh.

Arceus: Just personally, I like its Japanese name, Aruseus, better. Either way, the Event nets you a Heaven's Pipe. Get back to Spear Pilliar by climbing to the top of Mount Coronet. Once you get to that plate thingy, the game will ask you if you want to play the Flute. Play it, and this set of crystal stairs will take you to the Beginning Dimension, where Aruseus is waiting at Level 80, as normal-type. Also, just a note that its 'cry' is freakin' WEIRD! Also (again), there hasn't been an official picture of it yet, as with Shaymin. Darkrai's the only one that Nintendo actually drew a picture of, because of that tenth movie coming out: Dialga Vs. Palkia Vs. Darkrai.

Yeah, I think I know a little too much about the game. Also, the only legit way to get all three of them is to go to the Nintendo Events. Otherwise, you'll need an Action Replay or a Gameshark or whatever you stinkin' hackers use.
I have godly luck in catching legendaries.

Azelf: 2 Ultra balls at 1/8 hp

Uxie: 1 Dusk ball at 1/12 or less HP

Mespirit: I hate runners... Master Ball'd

Dialga: 1 Luxury ball... You read that right... Luxury Ball (I figured "Why the Hell not?")

Heatran: 2 Ultra Ball, 1 Dusk Ball at 1/8 HP

Giratina: 1 Ultra Ball... At 1/3 HP... I accidentally threw the ball rather than using a Hyper Potion...

Cresselia: Still looking for a Master Ball... I HATE runners.

Darkrai/Shayman/Arceus: Still waiting for Nintendo Events (Which may be happening over the Wii!!!!)

Manaphy/Phione: I don't own Pokemon Ranger, nor do I plan to, lay off.

Eevee: Bred 36 of them for the sole purpose of finding the perfect personality type for each evolution. Have the first five... Just need to get around to Leafeon and Glaceon. (I'm lazy.)

Female Combee: Thought breeding a male Combee with Ditto was the easiest option... It was the fastest... But not the most entertaining. And I probably made a whole hive of males before FINALLY getting the female...

Shedinja: Have to go back to Sapphire and get one so I can Pal Park it... I evolved three Ninjask in Diamond, with the empty slot in my party... But no Shedinja...

Dream Team:
Scyther
Hippowdon
Golduck
Lucario
Mismagus (Need... Misdreavus... Not... In... Diamond!)
Either Electrode or Magneton's Evolution (Forgot a name???? Nooooooooo!)

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Shedinja: Have to go back to Sapphire and get one so I can Pal Park it... I evolved three Ninjask in Diamond, with the empty slot in my party... But no Shedinja...

you need a spare pokeball of some sort too, and it has to be lvl 20

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Shedinja: Have to go back to Sapphire and get one so I can Pal Park it... I evolved three Ninjask in Diamond, with the empty slot in my party... But no Shedinja...

you need a spare pokeball of some sort too, and it has to be lvl 20

Does it have to be a pokèball specifically, or can it be any ol' ball? I've always had Nest Balls, Dark Balls, and Ultra Balls in my inventory...

I've met all the other requirements. And I do have some more nincada in my PC... Bred a few to try and get good IV's.

Yeah, I'm one of those nuts who wants the very best. My Scyther has a 31 IV in both Speed and Attack... /Drool
i THINK it doesn't matter what kind of pokeball it is.....as LONG as you have one AND an open space in the damn party.

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Either Electrode or Magneton's Evolution (Forgot a name???? Nooooooooo!)

I'd suggest Magnezone. It's actually in the Top 100, while Electrode isn't. And while Electrode has broken Speed Stats, its relatively weak, whereas Magnezone has better stats, plus it learns a TON of moves, though they're all mostly Electric, with some Steel and the occasional Normal.

My Non-Legendary Dream Team:

Woofles the Arcanine
Snoozy the Kingdra
Rawr the Salamence (or Nibbles the Garchomp)
Buzz the Electivire
UFOs R Hot the Metagross
S**tmover the Espeon (or S**tblastr the Umbreon) (a cookie to anyone who gets the joke here)

Yeah, awesome.

I also breed like hell; I once bred a TON of Feebas just so I could get a female with a Modest Nature. Also did the same thing with breeding Magikarp. Either way, most of my results got a funky Egg Move.
Azelf kicks my ass every single time. : (
My planned team:

Vocoroca:Torterra Ability:Overgrow Item:Big Root
Move1:Razor Leaf Move2:Crunch
Move3:Earthquake Move4:Giga Drain

Atoll:Swampert Ability:Torrent Item:???
Move1:Muddy Water Move2:Ice Beam
Move3:Earthquake Move4:Protect

Orogen:Camerupt Ability:Solid Rock Item:???
Move1:Eruption Move2:Lava Plume
Move3:Earthquake Move4:Protect

Xenolith:Gliscor Ability:Hyper Cutter Item:???
Move1:X-Scissor Move2:Night Slash
Move3:Earthquake Move4:Swords Dance

Ablation:Mamoswine Ability:Oblivious Item:Chesto Berry
Move1:Blizzard Move2:Stone Edge
Move3:Earthquake Move4:Rest

Ziggurat:Claydol Ability:Levitate Item:Chesto Berry
Move1:Psychic Move2:Shadow Ball
Move3:Earth Power Move4:Rest

HOMG ground type! And I still need to figure out those last three hold items...

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Azelf kicks my ass every single time. : (

XD

Bring a Spirittomb (Or Sableye) to the fight, I can guarantee it won't deal much damage to you unless it spams extrasensory.

Dark + Ghost = No weaknesses/Immune to Psychic and Normal Moves

Azelf's Attacks: Extrasensory (Psy, but can hit regardless of resistances), Confusion (Psy), Uproar (Normal), Nasty Plot (Status)

Or bring something at an obscenely high-level with the move "False Swipe"... Supreme Non-lethal pwnage!

@Spacemonkey:

Camerupt should hold one of those water-damage reducing berries.

Torterra should hold Leftovers instead of the Big Root.

Swampert? Give 'em a... Anti-grass berry?

Gilscor gets one of those items that increase crit chance, hands down. It's obvious that you're going for crits with his moveset, so give yourself that advantage right off the bat!
*ahem*

Azlef learns Extrasensory at Level 51. You meet it at Level 50. The moves it actually KNOW are Future Sight, which I believe is the attack you were thinking of, and hits regardless of element, Confusion, Nasty Plot, which I now hate, as my Azlef liked to spam Confusion, and Uproar.[CORRECTED/]

Oh yeah, and I'm just a Spiritomb, a Misdreavus/Mismagius, a Rapidash, a Gengar, a Machamp, an Alakazam, a Golem, a Shieldon/Bastiodon, a Cherrim (which I'm just too stinkin' lazy to get) and Burmy/Wormadam/Mothim, from getting the National 'Dex. And I haven't even gotten across VICTOLY Road yet!
I've acquired a flury of pokemon in the past week.

some of these include:electabuzz, porygonZ, sceptile, piloswine, nidoking, nidoqueen, another Ho-oh, another lugia, an entei, raikou, and suicune, rhyperior, Gallade, Feraligatr, blaziken, and finally...A Dragonite!!!

unfortunetly, i can't battle anybody due to the fact that my WiFi software is lost and i have a new computer and can't use WiFi until I have the software.
You should probably put up EV spreads as well unless it's not important to you; ergo, you play strictly in-game.

Coming from a heavily competitive perspective, those sets of yours Steve are pretty sub-standard. I get the idea that they're for in game, but I'll just offer my insight for competition.

Although I don't believe it was your intention to have Gliscor a critting machine, I just want to point out that Gliscor isn't usually an offensive pokemon. Gliscor's usual purpose is to be a physical walling Heracross counter with utility; a moveset like Knock Off/Stealth Rock, Roost, Earthquake, Aerial Ace. To this purpose, he's holding a leftovers. -Anything- offensively Gliscor can do, Garchomp can do infinitely better.

Torterra has a few options, but he definitely shouldn't have special based attacks; ergo, no Giga Drain. Despite his piss speed, he can Swords Dance, or even serve as a Choice Bander. Most sets I see have Wood Hammer.

Since you're mono ground type, you are weak to one of the most common and deadliest competitive threats- Weavile. A leading Weavile will easily 6-0 your team, especially since you lack a wall.

There are numerous other problems with the rest of your sets that I'd go into, but by now I retain my initial impression that this isn't for competitive battle. So you can probably disregard most of my commentary. ^^
KAZU HAS A NEW TOY.

Newbie advice plz.
Get Chimchar-- Infernape, out of the three starters, is the biggest competitive metagame threat.
My advice for starters:

If you like supporters, choose Piplup. Since Empoleon's a Steel-type, not much can Super-effective it. Plus its Defence is pretty damn high. Speed's not the greatest though, which is why it learns Aqua Jet.

Chimchar is definitely the strongest, and the fastest for that matter. According to a bunch of my buddies, who all chose Chimchar as their starters, said that it kicked ass. Plus, its ass is on fire. Instant 10/10 right there.

Turtwig, I'm not so fond of. Its final evolution, Torterra, while still in the Top 100 Pokemon, is the weakest of of all the other starters. (Just FYI, Swampert's the strongest.) Does learn some okay attacks, though. Like Wood Hammer and Earthquake.

Yeah, if I'd known about the true powas of the monkey with its butt on fire, I would've chosen it. Instead, I went with the admittedly adorable little penguin. Well, I have always been the Water-type fan. Chose Squirtle first on the old Red version, Totodile on Gold and Crystal, Mudkip on Sapphire, and Piplup on Diamond. Either way, though, those were just my opinions on them.
wanna see my team? it currently sucks ass. but, here's what i've got

Palkia lvl 66 holding lustrous orb
Surf
Earth Power
Dragon Claw
Spacial Rend

Garchomp lvl 66 holding macho brace
Dragon Claw
Earthquake
Dragon Rush
Crunch

Dragonair lvl 45 (still training, duh)
Slam
Aqua Tail
Thunder Wave
Twister

Quilava lvl 35 holding exp share
flame wheel
lava plume
quick attack
reversal

Noctowl (only for fly and defog)

Ralts (lvl 1...)

lol thats what i'm using
I have multiple teams. One of which has a lvl 1 ratatta in it, just for kicks.

Unfortunately, everyone by now probably has heard about that trick.
Empoleon isn't even that great for support or walling; the only reason he's used is that he's one of the few things that can safely switch in on the famous ChoiceSpecs Salamence.

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I have multiple teams. One of which has a lvl 1 ratatta in it, just for kicks.

Unfortunately, everyone by now probably has heard about that trick.

???

What trick?