The "Look At Me" Thread!

I bet none of you have a navi who can swallow their hand, then shake hands with the other hand using said swallowed hand (sure it's in a refrigerator, but still)

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"Ah ha! Here we go! The boomerang is 40% metal!" Rania exclaimed, holding one hand over her mouth, looking back and forth between her navi and Suien with shock. "We can use the... the... electube? I think that's right. We use the electube of our Magbolt battlechip to form a magnetized boomerang for extra damage!" she cried excitedly.

"And that's not all!" MeleeMan interjected with a fierce grin. We'll also magnetize the other boomerangs inward, towards our own boomerang, creating a whirling mass of pain for my opponent! The guy will wish he's picked an even higher-tier character when he sees my ultimate combo chain!" he laughed.

"That's... very impressive," she commented, smiling as she slotted in the battle chips. "Good luck, MeleeMan."

"Thanks, but with you behind the joystick, I won't need it!" he said with a winning flash of the teeth.

Rania blushed, unused to her navi giving her any sort of flattery. "Um... thanks then," she replied, shifting her position slightly in her seat and giving an embarassed look to Suien. "I guess your time with Seraphim really payed off."


Yeah, I'm just having fun with this battle now. XD
I think I just died a little inside from trying not to laugh and wake up the whole house.

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"Ah ha! Here we go! The boomerang is 40% metal!" Rania exclaimed, holding one hand over her mouth, looking back and forth between her navi and Suien with shock. "We can use the... the... electube? I think that's right. We use the electube of our Magbolt battlechip to form a magnetized boomerang for extra damage!" she cried excitedly.

"And that's not all!" MeleeMan interjected with a fierce grin. We'll also magnetize the other boomerangs inward, towards our own boomerang, creating a whirling mass of pain for my opponent! The guy will wish he's picked an even higher-tier character when he sees my ultimate combo chain!" he laughed.

"That's... very impressive," she commented, smiling as she slotted in the battle chips. "Good luck, MeleeMan."

"Thanks, but with you behind the joystick, I won't need it!" he said with a winning flash of the teeth.

Rania blushed, unused to her navi giving her any sort of flattery. "Um... thanks then," she replied, shifting her position slightly in her seat and giving an embarassed look to Suien. "I guess your time with Seraphim really payed off."


Yeah, I'm just having fun with this battle now. XD

"paid off", Aims.
Look at me, I'm a DM!
Look at me, I'm about to be the DM's aggro magnet.
I very well may be the first to use a PA!

*dances*
I think the saying goes "Don't say 'boom, headshot!' until you've clicked the mouse".
Look at me, my NetOp has been leaning against the same tree for over a month.
Look at me, my Navi can break down electrons and convert them into an offensive powerhouse.
Look at me, my Navi's a cannibal.
Look at me, my Navi is going to arrest your Navi on suspicion of committing multiple murders.
Look at me, I'm dragging in Roleplaying Characters from different forums.

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Look at me, my Navi is going to arrest your Navi on suspicion of committing multiple murders.

Well, actually, the only ones he's killed are the one's he's fully eaten, which is probably a few hundred. Remember, ever since he went Custom, he's had to eat. Also, he has that huge hoard of mutilated Navis. Some are actually Police Navis.

Woo-hoo, Phoenix has commited more crimes than Chaos!

Then he'll eat you. And your little dog too!

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Look at me, my Navi is going to arrest your Navi on suspicion of committing multiple murders.

Well, actually, the only ones he's killed are the one's he's fully eaten, which is probably a few hundred. Remember, ever since he went Custom, he's had to eat. Also, he has that huge hoard of mutilated Navis. Some are actually Police Navis.

Woo-hoo, Phoenix has commited more crimes than Chaos!

Then he'll eat you. And your little dog too!

Well see, his having the huge hoard of mutilated navis is a serious plothole in any real situation because he'll be hunted down mercilessly by Netpolice navis. If you've mutilated hundreds of navis, you're basically at Rogue status. Do you want a team of 8 or 9 navis on you, Pheonix?

If not, I'd suggest you rethink that part of your story, or save it purely for these hypothetical mod-training topics. He can be a cannibal if you'd like, but he can't actually have a store of food, because that implies that he's killed tons of people, which labels him as an extraordinary threat to the safety of the net.

On an unrelated note, why wouldn't the navis just jack out before he ate them, silly?
*raspberries*

First, to answer your question of the Netpolice tailing him, no, to tell the truth, I wouldn't. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm~.

Wait, I found a way to neutralize this situation. Chris, a subplot character of mine, is the one that made Phoenix's digestive system data. He knew that Phoenix would have to feed off of other Navis to survive, and would also 'play' with his food, as he'd made him. Therefore, he knew that Netpolice would go after him on account of mass-murder, and delete him on sight.

The reason he wants Phoenix deleted will remain hidden in my hoards of details for my subplot.

To answer your unrelated note, I'll just say that, umm, maybe Phoenix punctures a specific point on the Navi, Neji-style, that renders them unable to jack in or out. Yeah, that's right.
Look at me, I've almost forgotten how to roleplay my characters. D:
Look at me, I'm still hugging the site with my arms tied behind my feet :3
Look at me, my Navi grants Mounted Combat feats.
Look at me, I've gone into gribbly form!

ASDFDSDBN D=<