Birthdays!

Happy birthday Sora. Sorry I don't have a cake, I can't bake one worth a crap.

Happy birthday Sora!

Well, happy birthday.

It'd be rude of me to say nothing so... Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday!

WAI! I didn't see! MOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SORA-CHAN!

Apparently, EN is 16.

Happy birthday, EN.

[Hugs]


[Slaps Cake in EN's Face]


[Flees]

-licks cake off of EN's cheek Shuryou style-
-flees-

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Happy birthday, oh Emoest Ninja.

Happy 16th birthday EN!

Sorry if it's late, but happy birthday E-ninja and Sora-san(chan?)!

(Note: It's my birthday on the 29th of december)

Whew. EN's 16?
The roads will never be safe again...
All glory to EN! My present is... A point guide!

Animal (deer) - 5 pts.
Persons (disabled) - 7 pts.
Persons (healthy) - 10 pts.
Persons (idiots/asses) - 15 pts.
Persons (drunk collegefolk) - 20 pts. and the opportunity to witness a Darwin Award in the making.
Animal (nondeer) - 22 pts.
Animal (nondeer, endangered) - 25 pts.
Other (Heartless) - 27 pts.
Other (Elder Thing) - 30 pts.
Other (Lesser Elder God) - 35 pts.
Other (Elder God) - 37 pts.
Other (Old One) - 40 pts. and the warm fuzzy feeling that comes from saving the universe.
Other (Portal to the Unending Horrors) - 42 pts. and a free trip!
Other (Eon) - 50 pts. and a bag fulla HAX Grenades.
Other (Twi) - 50 pts. and the Nobel Peace Prize.
Other (EN) - 50 pts. and the Emoest Dood Ever award... I mean, come on, that's vehicular suicide!
Other (Demon) - 50 pts. and Spelly's deadly ire. No, not fire. Ire.
Other (King) - 50 pts. and the Aura of Awesomeness that his killer inherits. Oh, and you also get the fedora.
Adorable Little Rift in the Very Fabric Of the Universe (Bukteban) - No pts. and you and your car end up stretched thin across space and time.
My suggestion? Don't go for Bukteban. It's no fun being infinitely diminished.

king, your strage....

also, happy Birthday

here, have a Warbuggy

Hey, hey, someone had to make an official point guide. You know, for the event.
Let the First Annual Hit n' Run Games begin!
I will observe the proceeding from my Space Helicopter!

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Whew. EN's 16?
The roads will never be safe again...
All glory to EN! My present is... A point guide!

Animal (deer) - 5 pts.
Persons (disabled) - 7 pts.
Persons (healthy) - 10 pts.
Persons (idiots/asses) - 15 pts.
Persons (drunk collegefolk) - 20 pts. and the opportunity to witness a Darwin Award in the making.
Animal (nondeer) - 22 pts.
Animal (nondeer, endangered) - 25 pts.
Other (Heartless) - 27 pts.
Other (Elder Thing) - 30 pts.
Other (Lesser Elder God) - 35 pts.
Other (Elder God) - 37 pts.
Other (Old One) - 40 pts. and the warm fuzzy feeling that comes from saving the universe.
Other (Portal to the Unending Horrors) - 42 pts. and a free trip!
Other (Eon) - 50 pts. and a bag fulla HAX Grenades.
Other (Twi) - 50 pts. and the Nobel Peace Prize.
Other (EN) - 50 pts. and the Emoest Dood Ever award... I mean, come on, that's vehicular suicide!
Other (Demon) - 50 pts. and Spelly's deadly ire. No, not fire. Ire.
Other (King) - 50 pts. and the Aura of Awesomeness that his killer inherits. Oh, and you also get the fedora.
Adorable Little Rift in the Very Fabric Of the Universe (Bukteban) - No pts. and you and your car end up stretched thin across space and time.
My suggestion? Don't go for Bukteban. It's no fun being infinitely diminished.

You forgot:

P.A. Master: 25 points and everyones unending thanks.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Damn you, smiley man!

And... uh... dang, I know there was something else...

Oh yeah.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EN! THIS BUNNY STICKS HIS TOUNGUE OUT AT YOU BECAUSE HE, TOO WISHES TO DRIVE!

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P.A. Master: 25 points and everyones unending thanks.

You'd fall under Persons (healthy.) Endangered animals get you 25 points, and I don't think you're one of them.

You forgot:

Other(Leon, Majin, Shuryou (the pervy trio)): 69 Points. Only if killed simultaneously. Otherwise the killed member will be replaced by someone else.

Wow... you guys put a lot of thought into this thing.... Anyway, happy birthday EN.

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P.A. Master: 25 points and everyones unending thanks.

You'd fall under Persons (healthy.) Endangered animals get you 25 points, and I don't think you're one of them.

I'm an alien. An endangered alien. Therefore I win.

Just kidding. As was the bunny.

Thanks everybody. :'D

I'll make sure not to hit any of you. :'D

But you, Demon, Twi, Eon, and I are worth 50 points apiece!
... Wait, I probably shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth.
-retreats to space helicopter, shouting as I run-
Haaapy Biiiiirthda[size0]aay![/size]