Elsewhere...
Sitting in his Bounty Booth, Wrangler.PROG watched the entire video feed with great interest. He nodded along with Epoch's speech, smiling as the video finally finished, and then looked up at the Netfrica Net wallpaper-sky. "Yew really did it, pardner. Ya showed 'em all what they could do if'n they got offa their varmint backsides an' tried. You and... wait."
Wrangler's smile twisted into a frown. "I gave ya'll my favorite Lasso! Ya'll said you'd bring it back afterwards! How're ya'll supposed to bring it back if'n yer ex-fo-li-atin' in the digital clouds!?"
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