"If you're not scared of me, you're either stupid or you're tough. And you don't seem real scared of me. So maybe you're a little bit of both," Roc joked, going from sentimental to rude on the turn of a dime. She seemed less pleased when Aera mentioned MachMan coming and also calling their fling off. "Rrrrgh... I don't mind if he wants to watch or join in or whatever," she added. "C'mon, it's just a scratch, we can get back to it!" Her complaining was getting louder and her old temper flaring up. That said, Aera had seen Roc's anger get a lot worse than this...
She narrowed her eyes and turned her head as she heard other girls arrive first, then MachMan soon after. "Rrr, the whole gang's getting back together. Screw it... But if you ever get tired of you and fly-boy passing notes back and forth like a couple of kids, you know where to find me," she finished, heading back out despite her state of dress. Given the speed of her jump, there wasn't much chance to stop her.
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MachMan's hunch was proven correct, as Oni's snarling mask seemed to reflect his mood. His puppets had slowly turned his chair around to face the group again. "This whole ridiculous farce is very unbecoming of navis who I only wish to treat as respected allies! First I was deprived of my meeting with the Shogun, then I was deprived of any entertainment or companionship, left to wait with these ROT scum! I won't-!" he roared in a long string of indignation, before MachMan finally explained that the leader was on his way. Slowly, the mafioso managed to correct his sagging frown into a grim. "Well... excellent then. It befits us both not to have to reschedule. It's a shame that he can't meet me at the bathhouse, where I'd originally prepared a fine feast and many beautiful women, but so long as he's coming..."
Unfortunately, the next person to show up was Roc, not Neo-ShogunMan, and she'd come back without redressing at all. Sensing the others staring, she seemed to realize that for the first time, but just bared her teeth and shrugged. "What? You've all seen it before. Damn, I swear, we all know you all have looked at a lot of tits," she greeted them all.
Boss Oni glared at her without amusement, then focused his eyes back on MachMan. "This is not the Shogun. Where is he?" he boomed again. Thankfully, the Shogun made his appearance shortly after, beaming down in a red laser.
There was no sign of Hime; presumably she'd had something else to take care of, or perhaps just didn't want to get caught having to deal with Boss Oni. "It's good to finally meet you. I'm Neo-ShogunMan..." the armored navi began, before casting his eyes over to Roc. "Is this your work?" he asked, disapprovingly. "We are under no obligation to allow you to do whatever you-"
"Bah! Not my work," Oni complained, waving the knuckles of one hand dismissively, before resting his fat chin on his fist. "The girl tore her own clothes off to amuse me, am I at fault for that? For one so lacking in culture, that's all she can hope to provide me," he chuckled, turning the situation around with a quick lie. If anyone wanted to debate that point (and Roc didn't seem to care, further than just snarling), he'd cut in quick, so as not to let them. "Let's get back to what's important: our terms. You want our resources and cooperation... we have wants as well. Certainly there's somewhere more fitting to speak than this? In front of these ROT scum, small fry, and that plucked chicken," he grumbled, returning Roc's distasteful sneer.
"While I agree these accommodations are not suited," Neo-ShogunMan nodded. "Our main camp is not currently fitting either. We have another Sharo base, but... it's little better."
"Then to my bathhouse, where we should have been all along!" Oni laughed, slapping one hand down onto the arm of his chair. "Trust me, we'll both operate better in a place free of care or conflict, with my wonderful ladies to server our every need... Hahaha... MachMan there," he murmured, tilting his head to point towards MachMan with one large finger around Neo-ShogunMan. "He said he never samples the girls. I'll bet you're the same. Don't worry... in private, with me, you'll find my girls are not so stingy as these. Carrying around all this heavy armor is bad for men like us! We need someone to relax us and... get the knots out! Hm hm hm..."
Neo-ShogunMan seemed neither appreciative or amused, but didn't seem like he was unwilling to relocate either. "Very well, then. We'll meet there. You'll forgive me if I don't soak... I don't go anywhere without my armor," the Shogun responded.
"... Is that so? You sure turn away a lot of gifts. I'm living proof that a little self-indulgence leads to greatness," Oni cackled, seeming somehow as though he believed what he said. If he was joking right now, he might have patted the belly of his armor. "But let's be off. You still have the coordinates, I take it?"
"I do," the Shogun concurred, then allowed Oni to leave the net first. He looked to the others, understanding they might be worried, but addressed them quietly. "I will have to go alone. I believe Oni will only act out against those he believes to be beneath him, but acts subservient in the face of authority. For that reason, I'm not fearing that I'll be attacked. For now... Roc and Pest, I'm leaving transport of the prisoners to you. Take them back to the main camp and don't get involved with the Watchtower business for now. Skywriter, you find Yasu and verify her situation... I've not been able to contact her. She should be at these coordinates... And MachMan, we have you to thank for pulling us out of another situation. I'll pay you now, lest I forget," he finished. "Hopefully this will suffice." He handed over the data packet first, understanding he couldn't afford to be too late to the meeting.
**MachMan received...
1) Captives interrogated- 1000z
2) BlessMan pacified- 6000z + 100 bugfrags + ShootingStar3 + 10 faction points
BONUS) Boss Oni pacified- 4000z + 50 bugfrags + 5 faction points
Total: 11000z + 150 bugfrags + ShootingStar3 + 15 faction points**
The Shogun gave a quick nod, then vanished. This left MachMan with Roc, Pest, and Skywriter. The former two were already moving to deal with the three captives (Roc apparently not caring that she'd exposed the back of her thong to MachMan), while Skywriter stood by MachMan a bit longer. "I hope Aera didn't have to do anything too degrading for Boss Oni... o-or maybe Roc handled that all herself? I don't see Aera around anyway. Well, at least I wasn't the only one who had to strip down today," she chuckled, then gradually became very red, perhaps wishing she'd kept her mouth shut. "Look, I... I don't want you to get the wrong idea... maybe I should tell you this while Aera's not around," she murmured, looking back and forth and keeping her voice quiet.
Of course, MachMan knew that Aera was really present, behind the wall MachMan had his back to. He'd have to decide if it was less awkward to hear her out and then let Aera play dumb or to tell her Aera was right there, which might let Skywriter know she'd already let the cat out of the bag by trying to exclude her.
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"A banner, eh? Good answer! We soldiers appreciate banners! Wanting to wave a banner showin' your favorite girl shows you are one of us!" the pipe-smoking soldier beamed. He kept his smile for the next question, then grinned around his pipe. "The points? Well, sure! You get points for doing two things: making merchandise or providing information. Things everyone will want to know, like what her favorite food is."
"Or especially valuable information," the head-wrapped one added. "Things like what type of guy she likes... or maybe her measurements or what color-"
"Needless to say any type information is good! You can get points if others agree it's useful," the other butted back in, talking over his ally. "Every now and then we hold a market! We always do it out of the sight of the girls, but that's not hard... most of them just ignore us, so it's easy to get away. Basically, if you ever want to try to gain some extra points or cash in what you've got, just sneak off where you see us soldiers. A few of us play lookout while the others sell and buy! It sounds kinda shady, I know, but you gotta understand... Yasu particularly, she'd kick all of our asses if she found out we were doing this for fun. I doubt she'd be flattered to see her face on t-shirts..."
"Unfortunately, that includes Aera too. None of the girls can know, that's another of our rules," the head-wrap soldier added, frowning seriously. "Aera seems fun-loving and caring... She might be happy to let us go on operating. But if Yasu ever got a whiff of it, we'd be shut down for sure."