Running around the Speed of Light!

(I'm assuming you want another battle?)

It's a swarm of bees! BEEZ! OH NO! And backup! BACKUUUUP!

HoneybomberA: 110 HP
HoneybomberB: 110 HP
HoneybomberC: 110 HP
HoneybomberD: 110 HP
CactyA: 70 HP
CactyB: 70 HP
CactyC: 70 HP
HanzA: 100 HP
HanzB: 100 HP
HanzC: 100 HP

DNR: 120 HP
Red Riding Hood: 140 HP
((What the? Am I in the Undernet or something? ))

"HOLY SNAP!" Shin exclaimed at the large amount of high HP viruses. He quickly fumbled through his chip folder while speaking to Red.
"Okay, first off, we need to get rid of those Bees, they are the most serious threat," Shin said, taking out a bucketload of fire chips and slotting them in, "Good luck."
"Roger that," Red stated, she began to move but something inside of her made her stop.
"Red?" Shin asked, raising one eyebrow at his navi's actions.
I'll take care of this, came a slightly mature feminine voice from out of nowhere. If one paid attention, it came from the crimson crusader herself.
"Hmmm," Shin mumbled, questioning this phenomenon, "Okay then, I'll leave it up to you, Red," Shin stated. At that moment, the sweet, innocent navi we all know and love smirked in a cruel fashion, and in a burst of light, changed.
Red grew taller, to about 5'8" in height. Her new figure is slim, and her breasts are slightly bigger, curving slenderly along her figure, not that you can see it though. Her main body is covered by a long, white, long-sleeve cloak that reaches to her ankles, which has two pockets on her right at left side, near her waist. She still wears long white stocking that go to her knees. Her footwear consists of black boots, seemingly ready to slam into someone's side if they piss her off enough. A red scarf is adorned along her neck, replacing her hooded cloak of her child form. She wears black leather gloves on her hands. Her head hasn't changed much, it looks like that scarf is covering most of the area under her nose though. The same short, brown hair flows neatly on the top of her head, but her once cheerful blue eyes have turned into an icy-cold azure. If looks could kill, a suggestion would be not to look at her eyes.
"Death shall befall you," Red muttered leaping to the side of Honeybombers She quickly slammed her hands down on the ground, sending a line of towering flames towards bee-like viruses, hoping to incinerate them the instant they were touched by the fire.
Next, she turned her attention to the Cactys. She took her left hand out of her coat pocket and faced the palm of her hand towards the viruses. A sphere of fire started to form in her hand and it grew bigger and bigger, until it reached the size of a basketball. At this point, the red-caped wonder sent the fire flying at the viruses, hoping to do some significant damage to their beings.
The crimson crusader pulled her fist back and it suddenly burst into flame, wind from the netscape gathered around her fist as she focused her icy-cold gaze at the other Honeybombers that she hadn't attacked yet.
"Here's for the finish," the Badass Hottie mumbled as she punched forward yelling, "FALCON PUNCH!" while sending a fist of fire soaring at one Honeybomber, hoping to incinerate it and make it burst into flame.
Hope did not bide well with Red, so she glanced around, ready to flip out of the way of any oncoming attacks. The wind from the Netscape surrounded her so as to avoid another possible oncoming attack

Turn Summary
*Badass_Hottie.GMO activate
1. Flameline to Honeybomber group [70 Fire DMG = 140 Fire DMG]
2. Heatshot w/Splash to CactyA,B [40 Fire DMG = 80 Fire DMG]
3. Firehit1 to HoneybomberD[60 Fire DMG = 120 Fire DMG]
4. Dodge
*Gust: Dodge
((1. Yay for death!! ))

"Well now, this is gonna be painful" the Psycho Doctor thought to himself as he skipped merrily along the net. It was as if he wanted to skip merrily like a little girl along side one.

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I'll take care of this, came a slightly mature feminine voice from out of nowhere. If one paid attention, it came from the crimson crusader herself.


He turned towards Shin and articulated "Whoa, Shanna, have you ever checked. . . . her . . . . into . . .a . net . . . .Psychoaaawoahwoahwoah!" DNR stared with awe to witnessing the "Badassery side" that Red now is depicting in her new form. The fact that the Badass Hottie just Falcon Punched a Bee, made him like the little girl's abilities even more. He shakes his head and turns towards his net operator for his assistance " Blaze, could you be a dearie and send Spiky boots, I feel that mine cant quite ''cut out'' the competition". He pointed towards the Badass Hottie's new boots. The operator just shakes his head as he slot in the Sword chip, saying in the lowest volume possible: "Vaccinate!"

The Sword chipped arrived, but not in its usual "Hand replacement" form. This time it came as a knife out of the right boot, straight out of a James Bond film.

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"Here's for the finish," the Badass Hottie mumbled as she punched forward yelling, "FALCON PUNCH!" while sending a fist of fire soaring at one Honeybomber, hoping to incinerate it and make it burst into flame.


He raises his punch to her with extreme glee "Mission Complete!" as he ran with a relaxed grin on his face, towards the Cacty virus, Screaming at it like if it was a deaf 7 year old girl student "FALCON KICK!" ready to kick it and its little friend, not to mention dance the night away for his friend.

Summary
1.Sword to CactyC
2.Sword to HanzA
3.Sword to HanzA
Ability: Swordplay

TORCHED! BURNED! SLICED! In a massive turn of the tide, all but two Hanz viruses are deleted!
The Hanz turns toward Red, and she gets the distinct impression they're watching her. They stay that way for several seconds, and the battlers get the distinct impression that they're either thinking, or frozen. Finally, the hanz shake themselves out of their daydreams, and one flies at each navi to strike, missing as they dodge.

HoneybomberA: DELETED
HoneybomberB: DELETED
HoneybomberC: DELETED
HoneybomberD: DELETED
CactyA: DELETED
CactyB: DELETED
CactyC: DELETED
HanzA: DELETED
HanzB: 100 HP
HanzC: 100 HP

DNR: 120 HP
Red Riding Hood: 140 HP
"Let's slice them to bits DNR!" Red snarled with bloodlust, her eyes glowing red for no reason, her right arm at her side, fingers moving constantly, as if for the kill.
"Kick thier butts! Areagrab! Sword! Slot-in!" Shin yelled, his sunglasses off as he was totally focusing on the battle.
"RAH!" Red yelled, disappearing in an instant, and then reappearing suddenly behind the Hanz. Her right arm has formed a yellow blade, sparkling with blue electricity. Red sneered as she let out a maniacal laugh and stabbed at one of the Hanz, and slashed wildly at the other, tracing yellow line through the air, making the netscape crackle with electricity.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!" Red laughed, jumping back in the position to dodge. She eyed her two opponents warily, and decided to make their imminent oblivion so much more exciting. The Badass Hottie swirled her left hand around summoning wind around the viruses, attempting to make them feel uneasy for a while. She then got ready to flip out of the way of the next attack.

Turn Summary
1. Areagrab behind Hanz
2. Elecsword to HanzA [80 Elec DMG]
3. Elecsword to HanzB [80 Elec DMG]
*Gust: Make Hanz viruses a little unstable
4. Dodge
"Oooooooh, feisty for curing these patients I see........ Love that in a doctor!" DNR contemplated as he hissed out towards the Badass Hottie " Letssssssss give themssssssss a god asssssss kicking". He leaped out towards the viruses from the front, making sure that the Hottie's Gust wasn't wasted. He then placed his hands down on the floor, and then having each hand do a semicircle on the ground. His left foot, with sword extended, went so fast that it almost appeared that it was on both feet. He was also ready to push the floor, catapulting him to safety so he can stick his toungue out towards the pathetic morons that are the Hanz.

Actions
1. Sword to HanzA (80)
2. Sword to HanzB (80)
3.Dodge
The Hanz get a very good kick in the... uh... back of their wrists. It's all quite hot and bad.

HoneybomberA: DELETED
HoneybomberB: DELETED
HoneybomberC: DELETED
HoneybomberD: DELETED
CactyA: DELETED
CactyB: DELETED
CactyC: DELETED
HanzA: DELETED
HanzB: DELETED
HanzC: DELETED

DNR: 120 HP
Red Riding Hood: 140 HP

--VICTOLY! TRY NEXT STAGE!--

DNR receives 400 zenny and RiskyHoney1
Red receives 500 zenny and RiskyHoney1
"Let's keep going," Red murmured, unamused and walking straight ahead.

((Battle 3, just to keep count))
((Oh for the love of pete... BUMP!))
As the silent DNR contemplates his most recent victory, his feisty female companion struggles to resist her urge to continue into the heat of battle. Will her lust for combat ever be sated? Will DNR actually say anything? Will this mod stop asking rhetorical questions? Meh, too late to answer because it's a....

Virus Attack! Oh noes!!!11!!One!!

VolgearA: 80
VolgearB: 80
VolgearC: 80
VolgearD: 80
LarkA: 100
LarkB: 100
LarkC: 100
LarkD: 100
MagneakerA: 70
MagneakerB: 70
MagneakerC: 70
MagneakerD: 70


DNR: 120 HP
Red Riding Hood: 140 HP
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Red laughed maniacally as she saw the viruses approach. "That's the ticket! That's how I'll truly be satisfied!" Red shouted, her eyes glowing with bloodlust.
"Heh, looks like you just want to chop them to pieces," Shin commented, taking out two chips. "Have fun then," Shin stated, slotting the chips in.
"RAHA!" Red screamed as her right arm transformed into a sparkling electric sword. The red-caped wonder kept laughing as she wildly swiping her sword at the Larks, hoping to catch two of them at a time. After the initial slash, the wind navi teleported behind the viruses, and savagely attacked two more from the back. The crimson crusader got ready to avoid any oncoming attacks, and summoned the surrounding wind to her side, to help with her evasive maneuvers.

Turn Summary
1. Elecsword at LarkA,B [80 Elec DMG = 160 Elec DMG]
2. Areagrab behind Larks
3. Elecsword at LarkC,D [80 Elec DMG = 160 Elec DMG[
4. Dodge
*Gust: Dodge
"Hmmmm... Hm..." DNR contemplated as he paced around the dank and battle-raged network, nimbly pacing left and right as the Badass Hottie rushes forward. While he paces forward, Polonius tilted his head in disbelief and wonder as he thinks, "What could he be thinking so intently that he hasn't attacked the viruses? If I were in his position, I probably would attack those ... What where they? Magneakers? Could he have a plan? . . ." As "Lily" thought about her, I mean his navi's thoughts. . . DNR finally spoke up "Hmmm... was it 'AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH'? Alternatively, was it "Oh HOHOHOHOHOHOHOH"? Polonius slaps himself lightly on his forehead in amazement. "He was thinking about his maniacal laugh?" Hearing the Badass Hottie's charming maniacal laugh, he finally stops pacing and looks up towards his cohort 'Lily' "Say Lily, would thousth bequeath moi a Shotgun chip and a Sword Chip good madam?" (Sic)

Polonius simply nods silently as he slots in the requisite chips. "Hmmm...... S-s-s-s-s-say. . . . Sh-sh-shin was that your name?" He quivering divulges towards his fellow operator. "How is your f-f-fellow f-f-f-friend ... W-w-wes was it n-n-n-n-not?"

As the shotgun appeared in its regular fashion, the white haired hero of justice and light walked towards the Magneaker group in a skidding fashion, as it he was sliding in an ice rink. The navi bellowed as he reached his destination: "Dash! Dash! Dash! The burning sun, gleaming on my shoulders Here we go, start, the machine comes alive I am machinery, I am a metal being! (Hey) Jump out onto the sky, steel spirit. Let's Go! Breakdown!" He said as he jumped up to the sky, shooting his Shotgun towards the first two Magneakers. He runs away, skidding again, before running forwards again towards the viriis. As he ran, the sword chip firmly as his right hand held up high, he continued the song "Aaaaaaand with all myyyyy might! Power to the highest limit! Suuper Puuuunch! I aaaaam the best, Oh yes! Immpact! Dash! Dash! Dash!" Unbeknowest to the viruses, he was planning to dodge away after a double helping of "Super Punches"

Actions
1.Shotgun to MagneakerA and B (50 to both)
2. Sword to MagneakerC (80)
3. Sword to MagneakerD (80)
Ability: Sword Play
Red takes care of the Larks, while DNR takes care of the Magneakers. The volgears attack, but miss both navis as they dodge.

VolgearA: 80
VolgearB: 80
VolgearC: 80
VolgearD: 80
LarkA: DELETED
LarkB: DELETED
LarkC: DELETED
LarkD: DELETED
MagneakerA: 20 HP
MagneakerB: 20 HP
MagneakerC: DELETED
MagneakerD: DELETED


DNR: 120 HP
Red Riding Hood: 140 HP
"CRAZINESS MANIFESTATION!" Red yelled at the sky, for no reason. She disengaged her Elecsword and yelled a Shin.
"Give me some chips [censored]," the wind navi snapped, while holding her hand out, awkwardly, having her palm face the remaining viruses.
"Okay okay, sheesh," Shin muttered, taking two chips out of his folder. "Bubbler! Flameline! Slot-in!" the operator yelled, sending his navi the chips.
"BURN BABY BURN!" the Badass Hottie screamed, slamming her hand down on the ground and sending a line of fire straight at the Volgears. She aimed her right hand at another Volgear and smiled sweetly, whispering, "Sayonara sucker." A watery blast erupted forth from ther palm of her hand and shot towards the Volgear, probably hitting another virus in the process, but Red couldn't tell, she was too busy readying the next chip that Shin had sent her.
"SHOTGUN!" the red-caped wonder roared, firing a screaming blast of energy flying at the viruses, hoping to delete them once and for all. The crimson crusader got ready to dodge, surrounding herself with wind to aid in avoiding attacks.

Turn Summary
1. Flameline1 at VolgearA,B,C [70 Fire DMG]
2. Bubbler w/Splash at VolgearD,C [50 Aqua DMG = 100 Aqua DMG]
3. Shotgun at VolgearA w/Splash at VolgearB [50 DMG]
4. Dodge
*Gust: Dodge

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"Give me some chips [censored]," the wind navi snapped, while holding her hand out, awkwardly, having her palm face the remaining viruses.


"Wow! NOW THAT'S A BATTLER FOLKS!" The Sword navi bellowed to a fake crowd, having his hands out towards her in a presenting manner. "Will she defeat the aforementioned viruses and make out with the Shinmeister later? We all shall see soon enough!" DNR said as he is seemingly trying to trick the viruses into believing that they are circus performers. "And now..." He says as he claps his hands together Or rather his hand and sword together "For our next trick... The disappearing viruses.... Watch as I make the entire audience disappear!" he contemplated as he had his hands out to the 'audience'. After walking towards the viruses nonchalantly, showing them off like the Badass Hottie, as objects to be revered, he points his sword up high with an insane grin on his face...

"Alakalobotomy!"

Actions
1. Sword to MagneakerA (80)
2. Sword to Magneaker B (80)
Ability: Swordplay
3. Dodge
The volgears wonder what they ever did to deserve such a fate as they are burned and blasted to pieces. The magneakers are happy to get off with just the sword. The last thought that passes through their head is why they have no idea what the definition of "Alakalobotomy" could be.

VolgearA: DELETED
VolgearB: DELETED
VolgearC: DELETED
VolgearD: DELETED
LarkA: DELETED
LarkB: DELETED
LarkC: DELETED
LarkD: DELETED
MagneakerA: DELETED
MagneakerB: DELETED
MagneakerC: DELETED
MagneakerD: DELETED

DNR: 120 HP
Red Riding Hood: 140 HP

--VICTOLY! TRY NEXT STAGE!--

DNR receives: 750z
Red receives: 400z, Magbolt1
"Let's continue," Red grumbled, slouching and treading on. She turned to DNR. "Hurry up!" she yelled, pouting.
"Lalala, what a darling has she become ..... la la la....." the white haired navi said as he runs around the Badass Hottie in circles, poking her shoulders like a little school boy.
Red twitched her eyebrow, and threw the psycho doctor far ahead of her, hoping that he'd crash into something.

((Ok, ready now! Battle 4))
Some mets, some hands, some catie, and some Honeybombers is what DNR crashed into... Have fun

HoneybomberA: 110
HoneybomberB: 110
HoneybomberC: 110
MetEXA: 70
MetEXB: 70
MetEXC: 70
MetEXD: 70
HanzA: 100
HanzB: 100
HanzC: 100
CactyA: 70
CactyB: 70
CactyC: 70
CactyD: 70


DNR: 120 HP
Red Riding Hood: 140 HP

Battle 4, Ready, Steady, GO!