The Doctor Is IN(sane)

[If you would be so kind to put accuracies of your attacks in the summary in the future, it would be very much appreciated.]

SCREEEEEeech. The nails against the chalkboard attack of Vax did nothing to the Boomer.

But the AquaNeedles were more useful, deleting two of the three, and missing the third. So no glitches.

The last remaining, undamaged Boomer launches his boomerang at Vax... and misses due to the Navi dodging the attack. Well done.

-Viruses-
Boomer A: DELETED
Boomer B: DELETED
Boomer C: 60 HP (Normal/FrontGuard)

-Terrain-
70% Metal
30% Normal (Road)

-Navi-
Vax.EXE: 85 HP (Normal)

"Well, that didn't work." Vax tilts his head at the remaining Boomer. "You know, you really frustrate me. You know that, right? Okay, now that that's clear, Boomerangy - if that IS your real name..."

Vax quickly dives to the right, firing a grubby-looking syringe at the virus. Upon landing, he rolls to prevent himself from getting hurt from the fall, and to get back to his....feet(?), although the roll reveals nothing of what's under the cloak. "PLAN B! Enjoy your medicine!"

Meanwhile, Aaron goes over his data on both the Boomer type of virus and on Vax's condition. He occasionally thumps his PET against his hand or his desk. "Stupid thing," he grumbles. "Okay, got it! Vax?"

"Yessir...?"

"You appear to be hurt. Get ready to use your signature attack. However, aim away from the Boomerang part. It acts like a shield. Either fire at the sides or back, or wait for the Boomer to fire the boomerang. Got it?"

"Let's see, shiny shiny launchy thing go pwooosh, then I fire, or shiny shiny launchy thing blocks. I can also slippity-doo past the defenses on the sides or back.

"...close enough."

"READY!"

Vax checked to see if he could get a clear shot at the virus's weak points. If not, he would wait for the Boomer to fire again, and try to sneak a shot through while its shield is in motion. Either way...

"TIME FOR LEECHES! HAHAHAAHA!"

Both sleeves begin firing horrible, wriggling, sucking, razor-toothed leeches at the Boomer, attempting to latch on to the Boomer and start sucking out vital data. If successful, they will engorge themselves on the metaphorical blood of the poor virus, inflating like macabre water balloons, until they pop, sending the data back up the sleeves of the mad plague doctor Navi that released them.
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Turn 3
1) Dodge
2*) Buster Shot+Hacking(10 Null damage+Glitch) to Boomer C
3) Signature attack: LEECHES!(30 Null damage+Drain, 2TCD) to Boomer C
X) LEECHES! 2TCD Start

The Boomer gave Vax little time to sit back and relax, as it launched its boomerang straight at him. He tried to get out of the way before launching an innate attack, but it was just too quick, and got in a single, weak hit before he sidestepped it (5). The buster shot hit its mark, getting in some damage...strange, it looked a bit weaker now. His subsequent gastropod assault tried to get in before the virus's weapon got back to its mouth...and just managed to get it in time, causing the Boomer to be more damaged, while Vax, not so much.

-Viruses-
Boomer A: DELETED
Boomer B: DELETED
Boomer C: 20 HP (Normal/FrontGuard) (Glitch: Attack power halved)

-Terrain-
70% Metal
30% Normal (Road)

-Navi-
Vax.EXE: 100 HP (Normal)

Vax vacuums up the bled data through his sleeves, and quickly looks reinvigorated. "Yummy yummy yummy," Vax says with glee. "That was delicious! But I'm still hungry..."

"Deal with the virus first," Aaron grumbles, slotting in a Shotgun chip. "and then we might get you some food."

"Okay," Vax shouts excitedly. "Sounds like a plan! Speaking of plans, I have a few!"

Aaron sighs."... okay, Vax. What are your plans?"

"Plan one! I eat the virus!"

"...no."

"Fine, fine," Vax continues, shrugging, "plan two: I treat the virus's wounds. It is happy, and explodes from happiness."

"...No again."

"Last plan," the navi whines. "I'm all out of plans besides this one, so you better like it. I stand still, let the weakened Boomer hit me now that I'm fully healed, and when the Boomerang is out of the way, I start blasting it!"

"N- actually, go for it. That might work!"

Vax put the plan into action. First, he transforms his left arm into a Shotgun. Then, he shifts his left side forward, aiming at the Boomer. He stands, unflinching, waiting to be struck by the boomerang. After tanking the hit, he readjusts himself back to aiming position. Eventually, he fires the penetrating shot, attempting to destroy the foe.
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X) LEECHES! Cooldown: 2
1) Stand Ground
2) Take Aim (Increase Rank A accuracy to Rank A)
3) Shotgun(Acc A 50 damage + Spread1) To BoomerC

The weakened Boomer launches his boomerang as Vax stands his ground. However, the Boomer misses. Perhaps it was assuming that the Navi was going to move and aimed the boomerang where the virus thought the Navi would be, but wasn't. Regardless, the Navi fires his Shotgun at the defenseless Boomer and deletes it.

-Viruses-
Boomer A: DELETED
Boomer B: DELETED
Boomer C: DELETED

-Terrain-
70% Metal
30% Normal (Road)

-Navi-
Vax.EXE: 100 HP (Normal)

~Battle 1: Victory!!~
Rewards: 360z

Vax looks around at the lack of viruses. "Well," he chirps, "that was fun! Now we can get some chili dogwhatheheckwasthats, right? I'm still starving!"

"What are 'chili dogwhatheheckwasthats," Aaron groans, "although I'm pretty sure I don't want to know...?"

"I don't know. I was talking about getting food earlier, and said I wanted some, so I guess they must be pretty g-hey, Zenny cache!"

In fact, there was a small cache of Zenny laying where one of the Boomers was destroyed. Vax bent down to pick it up, but accidentally bumped it away with his 'nose'. He tried again, and despite his mysterious floaty appearance, he managed to trip over it. Fed up, he stood, and pointed one of his empty sleeves at the money, and summoned a pointer rod from his sleeve. Acting like a magnet, the money cache stuck to the rod, and when he lifted the rod up, the cash cache disappeared. "There you go, Aaron. Money for the chili dogwhatheheckwasthats."

"..."
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Searching for battle 2

Vax walks deeper into the NET and finds an interesting sight. Glass flooring extends as far as the eye can see in all directions, showing miles of multi-colored electrical conduits running a large amount of data underneath the surface. As the Navi stared at the wonders beneath his feet, a bunch of the panels around him became opaque, then glowed. He was now standing on an island of glowing solar panels on a sea of glass.

A few viruses began floating toward the Navi from the east: two Eleball and two Pulsebulb viruses. The balloon and pill-shaped electrical viruses were probably being drawn to the solar panels. The Pulsebulbs looked like they had a see-through metal covering protecting their delicate internal circuitry. They would probably have to open up in order to attack.

-Viruses-
EleballA: 80HP
EleballB: 80HP
PulseBulbA: 120HP [MetalBody]
PulseBulbB: 120HP [MetalBody]

-Terrain-
20% Solar [Island]
80% Glass

-Navi-
Vax.EXE: 100 HP [Solar]

~Battle 2: Start!!~

"-and that's why you don't eat ro-" Vax was stopped in the middle of his annoying rant by a gang of electric viruses. "Great," he grumbles, rubbing his mask with his sleeve. He shakes his head and complains under his breath about 'more viruses'.

"Quit your complaining," Aaron chides, "this is what we're here to do. Let's take care of these viruses!"

"Yeah, lets. You operate... and I operate, heheh."

"Y-yeah, o-of course," Aaron sofltly says, his eyes watering. "Let's, let's do this."

"What's wrong, Allan?"

"N-nothing. And it's Aaron."

"What is?"

"Never mind, just unload these on the electric orbs."

Aaron quickly slots in the Cannon, Aquaneedle, and Shotgun chips in rapid succession while Vax fires them at the Eleball nearest him. The powerful cannon shot comes first, causing recoil that makes his shooting arm move away from his target and upwards, perfect for launching the needles upwards so they fall downwards at the viruses. While the needles fell, Vax aims his last shot, the piercing Shotgun, forward, and fires as soon as the needles clear.
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X)LEECHES! Countdown: 1
1) Cannon(acc A 60 dmg + Knockback) to Eleball A
2) AquaNeedle1 (20 x 3 Needles + Variable Targeting + Drop Attack)- 2 to Eleball A, 1 to Eleball B
3) 3) Shotgun(Acc A 50 damage + Spread1) to Eleball A and Eleball B

((I should note; signature attacks reset between battles and you were already good to use it.))

Faced with a strong force of electric viruses, Vax moved to intercept them before they could get too close. He readied a Cannon and took aim at one of the approaching Eleballs, blasting it with the powerful shot and causing it to fly backward with the impact. With hardly a delay in between, Vax followed up his first attack with a rain of sharp projectiles, the needles arcing from his recoiled Cannon-arm. The disoriented Eleball was quickly deleted by the attack, while the second took a glancing blow from the last needle. Meanwhile, the PulseBulbs swerved as an apparent knee-jerk reaction to the attack and smashed into each other, one of them taking noticeable damage to its casing. The other panicked afterward, taking off in the other direction as Vax fired his Shotgun and left the Eleball on its last legs. It wasn't down for the count yet, though, and began to charge electricity...

-Viruses-
EleballA: DELETED
EleballB: 10HP [Solar]
PulseBulbA: 120HP [Solar]
PulseBulbB: FLED

-Terrain-
20% Solar [Island]
80% Glass

-Navi-
Vax.EXE: 100 HP [Solar]

"That's... not normal virus behavior," Aaron commented slowly, scratching his head. "No offense, Vax, but you should be pretty injured by now. These are tough viruses that will take a lot of strategy to defeat... or at least they should be."

Even though it was impossible to see his face, Vax looked quite thoughtful. "Hm... maybe they're sick. I think I better try to cure them, then. Send me my operating gloves."

"Your what? Oh..." Aaron quickly slotted in the RageClaw chip and nodded. "Right," he says, "This."

"Thanks, nurse. Now I-"

"I'm not your nurse."

"So? Now, I must perform an Eleball transplant to the PulseBulb."

Vax glides over to the Pulsebulb, his RageClaw shining with reflected cyberlight. He attempts to make an incision in the PulseBulb, which would normally not be possible due to its hard armor - but he seems to have noticed the heavy damage it took when it ran into the other, self-deleting PulseBulb. Either that, or he's just being stupid. Either way, his slash seems to leave a glitchy residue on the ground, and - if successful - in the PulseBulb. He then rushes over to the Eleball, slashes away from it in a hook, and continues his slash until he spins 360 degrees - trying to scoop and throw it at the PulseBulb.
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1) RageClaw1 (Acc B 40 slashing damage) to PulseBulbA (*Glitch)
2) Dodge
3) RageClaw1 (Acc B 20 impact) throw EleBallB @ PulseBulbA

For some reason the protective covering for the PulseBulb was damaged too much to protect the virus. The slash of a claw caught it in its fragile parts and caused a short circuit. The PulseBulb jerked around a bit and launched its attack at the Eleball. The cone of electricity that the PulseBulb discharges deletes the Eleball. With no Eleball to throw, Vax holds off in a defensive stance. The solar panels recharge a little of the PulseBulb's wasted energy.

-Viruses-
EleballA: DELETED
EleballB: DELETED
PulseBulbA: 95HP [Berserk!] [Solar]
PulseBulbB: FLED

-Terrain-
20% Solar [Island]
80% Glass

-Navi-
Vax.EXE: 100 HP [Solar] [RageClaw1: 5/6]

Vax begins his operation. He goes to insert the Eleball... but stops when he sees the PulseBulb blast it. "What the heck, man," he shouts in shock. "Now what am I supposed to do? If you don't want to be saved..." he then looks downtrodden as he delivers his next line.

"I guess I'll have to make your death as quick and painless, so you don't have to suffer."

Vax glides up to the virus, when suddenly, his right hand also morphs into a Rageclaw - one that is pure black, no light coming off of it. He swings his left claw in a large hook, and when he is finished with that swing, the regular Rageclaw fades to black as the strange Rageclaw fills in with color. He then performs a right hook, then compresses as the claws switch back. Finally, he stretches upwards in a large uppercut with the normal - yet suddenly pixelated - Rageclaw, and the black one fades away completely.

Aaron puts his PET down and stares at it for awhile. "Vax..." he slowly asks, "how did you do that?"

"What, switch my rageclaw from hand to hand? How do you switch your PET from hand to hand? You just switch it from hand to hand..."

Aaron forgets his surprise for awhile while he facepalms and says, "Okay, I get it. Enough about hands. Besides, you don't even HAVE hands!"

"...WHO STOLE MY HANDS!?"
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1)RageClaw1 (Acc B 40 slashing damage) to PulseBulbA
2)RageClaw1 (Acc B 40 slashing damage) to PulseBulbA
3*)RageClaw1 (Acc B 40 slashing damage) to PulseBulbA, plus Glitch

Vax gets two slices in before he is electrocuted by the PulseBulb... Then finishes with a third slice before his coding locks up from the stun. But when he recovers he sees a pile of money!

-Viruses-
EleballA: DELETED
EleballB: DELETED
PulseBulbA: DELETED
PulseBulbB: FLED

-Terrain-
20% Solar [Island]
80% Glass

-Navi-
Vax.EXE: 85 HP [Solar] [RageClaw1: 2/6] [Stun!]

~Battle 2: Victory!!~
Rewards: 360z

After recovering from stun, Vax shook himself and looked around. "Uh," he asked, confused, "What just happened? Where'd everybody go?"

"You...you won the battle," Aaron says happily, yet a hint of sadness was in his voice. "You fought quite well."

"Awesome. So why are you so sad, Johnny?"

"I'm...not Johnny..."

"I know that, it's my new nickname for you! On account of you being so rad." Vax fistpumps at his statement, which is a bit weird without a fist to pump with.

"That doesn't... nevermind. I'm sad because of what you said right before the battle, Vax. The 'You operate, and I'll operate' joke. The last time you said it was right before...before..."

"Before I kicked some major virus butt? Yeah, I'm just awesome like that. We done here? Jack out, Aaron.EXE!"

Aaron groans and facepalms. "One - you're the Navi, not me. And two, we aren't done here."
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Requesting Battle 3

The Navi continues on the field of glass, admiring the rapid, colorful, and flashy transit of data below his feet. Eventually he comes upon a field of metal bordering the glass. A large, grey planet-like virus floated above this solid flooring. Two loose chains of large rocks, four other viruses, and a green data crystal were orbiting around this grey planet in a circular pattern. The four viruses were something that Vax fought before, Boomers. The boomerang virus.

-Viruses-
BigBang: 120HP [Metal]
BoomerA: 60HP [Rang-Guard: Front] [Orbit] [Metal]
BoomerB: 60HP [Rang-Guard: Front] [Orbit] [Metal]
BoomerC: 60HP [Rang-Guard: Front] [Orbit] [Metal]
BoomerD: 60HP [Rang-Guard: Front] [Orbit] [Metal]

-Objects-
GMD: 25HP [Orbit] [Metal]

-Terrain-
60% Glass
40% Metal

-Navi-
Vax.EXE: 85 HP [Glass]

~Battle 3: Start!!~

Aaron's grip on his PET tightens as he tenses up and prepares for a difficult battle. "Four Boomers," he announces to Vax while inserting a Rageclaw chip, "which guard their front, and a BigBang at the center. This is going to be tough, and require expert timing."

Vax nods his masked head in agreement as he recieves chip data from is NetOp. "Yes," he says with a sigh, "very precise timing. You work on the timing, while I hurry and take care of the viruses."

"Oka-wait, what?"

Vax charges at the planet-navi, but is interrupted by an orbiting Boomer virus. He stops dead in his (lack of) tracks. "OH NO," he shouts. "YOU HAVE A LARGE P-" He clears his 'throat', and tries again. "Um, sir... you appear to have a large piece of shrapnel lodged in you. Allow me to remove it for you." He raises his right arm, which had become a Rageclaw. He then lowers and stretches it to the side before delivering a large slash. This is where things may get hazy. If successful in his slash, or if he misses, he jumps back and prepares to dodge. However, if he comes into contact with the boomerang, he then attempts to 'operate'. He tries to force his claws in between the Boomer and its 'rang, and attempts to yank the boomerang out and throw it at the BigBang virus. If the boomerang doesn't come out, however, his yanking and throwing may cause a different action - one of throwing the Boomer rather than the 'rang.
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1) RageClaw1 (Acc B 40 slashing damage) to BoomerA; If slash succesful, go to 2A, else go to 2B

2A) Dodge, go to 3A
2B) Disarm BoomerA; if successful, attempt to direct disarmed boomerang at BigBang and go to

3A; if unsuccessful, go to 3B

3A) Dodge
3B) RageClaw (ACCB 20 Impact Damage) to BoomerA and BigBang)

The Navi equips claws and attempts to pry the boomerang off the Boomer. Unfortunately it doesn't give. Had Vax waited until the boomerang was shot at him, he might be able to grab it mid-flight. But as it stood, it seemed welded to the virus. The Navi's claw scraped against the rang-guard and made a score mark, but failed to find purchase to hold it.

Vax then jumps back and prepares to dodge, just as something unexpected happened. The BigBang 'threw' the Boomer virus directly at him. The Navi tried to dodge but the Boomer still collided with him, both taking damage from the impact.

The Boomers all launched their boomerangs at the Navi, just as Vax takes the opening to grab the dazed Boomer from the side and chuck it at the BigBang virus. All the boomerangs miss the Navi as the Boomer he chucked smashes into the BigBang virus and gets caught up in its orbit again. It wasn't looking too hot.

-Viruses-
BigBang: 100HP [Metal]
BoomerA: 30HP [Rang-Guard: Front] [Orbit] [Metal]
BoomerB: 60HP [Rang-Guard: Front] [Orbit] [Metal]
BoomerC: 60HP [Rang-Guard: Front] [Orbit] [Metal]
BoomerD: 60HP [Rang-Guard: Front] [Orbit] [Metal]

-Objects-
GMD: 25HP [Orbit] [Metal]

-Terrain-
60% Glass
40% Metal

-Navi-
Vax.EXE: 75 HP [RageClaw1: 4/6] [Metal]