Anti-Physics Matter

A pillar of light appeared on the Net. In it, formed the indefinite shape of Eternalis.EXE. He walked out of the jack-in portal and proceeded to walk aimlessly around. Lookin' for virii~ Demanding zenny~

( Battel wan plees )

Walking around aimlessly wasn't exactly the greatest plan to do. After walking about the SciLab, a loud siren screamed and multiple viruses literally popped out from the ground and looked right towards Eternalis. All the viruses was turret related, but there was some diversity within the group! Be careful!

GunnerA: 60 HP
GunnerB: 60 HP
CanodumbA: 50 HP
CanodumbB: 50 HP
CanoGuardA: 60 HP
CanoGuardB: 60 HP

Terrain: 100% Metal

Eternalis: 120 HP

-BATTLE ONE, START!-

Turrets... six of them. All in a group. Not too shabby, since he just got some new chip and was itching to test it. That was fast. Hmm, I can see they're not too strong from here. Shotgun, Boomerang, Harke. His operator had spread out his chips as was his habit and started picking out the chosen ones. Okay, I'm sending them in. Also, that new Binder chip we got. Apparently it summons a bouncing Melody. Have fun and break out the guns! His operator slotted in the chips, one by one, leaving the rest to his Navi.

Hmmm. Let's see. This combo I'm already familiar with, but this Binder.. let's see what it does. With the shotgun in one hand and boomerang in the other, he lifted his gun arm with ease obtained from experience and fired off a shot towards some of the turrets. Then, he swung back his entire body and threw the metallic boomerang with determination towards more virii.

Surveying his attackers, he summoned the Melody without further delay. The strange black note-shaped virus appeared before him. Pointing towards one of the turrets, he commanded it to attack and attack well. Then, as the Melody went and did its stuff, Eternalis sat back and relaxed, though not letting his guard down.

=SUMMARY=
Eternalis.EXE
HP: 120
(1) Shotgun: CanodumbA, B (50, Splash1)
(2) Boomerang: CanoGuardA, B (60, Wood)
(3) Binder1: GunnerA + Any survivors (60x4 - random after 1st)

First bump.

Dayum, that's a precise bump.

The cannons stood little chances against the attacks fired by Eternalis since they were glued to the ground! The shotgun ripped through the mechanical parts of the Canodumbs with no problems and the Boomerang was thrown the next moment. It sliced through the first CanoGuard, but the second virus was able to deflect the hit with its shield. The Binder crushed the Gunner, but the rest of the attack was a complete miss and the granted the surviving viruses to open fire on Eternalis!

GunnerA: DELETED
GunnerB: 60 HP
CanodumbA: DELETED
CanodumbB: DELETED
CanoGuardA: DELETED
CanoGuardB: 60 HP

Terrain: 100% Metal

Eternalis: 100 HP

(1) Shotgun: CanodumbA, B (50, Splash1)
(2) Boomerang: CanoGuardA, B (60, Wood)
(3) Binder1: GunnerA + Any survivors (60x4 - random after 1st)

Shots by the survivors proved futile as the holes left by the bullets fired closed in and healed immediately, as if they were never there. He seemed annoyed that there would be any survivors at all. He always liked some OHKO goodness. He'd have to finish them off, and he always hated an unfinished job. Tch. Harke, I need a FireHit and a Cannon. Wordlessly, his operator slotted in the chips and prepared to watch with a bored face. The chips instantly shimmered into view, both the FireHit and the Cannon were poised perfectly on both of Eternalis' arms.

All right, he'd do this quick and swift. Swinging back his fiery gloved arm, he aimed for the CanoGuard that had so impolitely shrugged off his earlier attack. FireHit! Immediately, he threw his arm forward in a punching gesture to attack. The glove quickly emitted the fiery fist that it was designed to do, and left the battle.

Then, the water Navi looked at his cannon. Seeming a little bored, he tried channeling some extra energy into his weapon that would usually be directed into his signature attack. To his surprise, the cannon seemed to receive the excess rather well, adapting to a design that seemed to accommodate the new attack, with one barrel green and the other blue. Harke looked on with interest. Hey, that's weird. Try firing that. I want to see what it does.

All right. Let's try this out! He positioned the firearm towards the remaining Gunner, and charged it up. Ice Cannon, Fire! The strange new cannon charged with an eerie glow, and fired out a shot that was colored a combination of yellow and blue, headed towards the unfortunate virus.

=SUMMARY=
HP: 100 (+20)
(*) Aegean Water + Charge Revitalize: Self (20, Heal)
(1) FireHit1: CanoGuardB (60, Fire)
(2)(3) Ice Cannon (40 Knockback, 40 Aqua 1-Hit Shield)
- Cannon, Icicle Fragmenter

Bump

Eternalis patched himself up quickly before punching the first CanoGuard down. Taking out a Cannon and charging up an Icicle Fragmenter he used FUUUUUSION and blasted the gunner with it.

GunnerA: DELETED
GunnerB: DELETED
CanodumbA: DELETED
CanodumbB: DELETED
CanoGuardA: DELETED
CanoGuardB: DELETED

Terrain: 100% Metal

Eternalis: 120 HP

-VICTORY-
Get: 1080z

Wait, wait, wait. What was this? A thousand zenny? What a haul! Hey, Harke! Looks like we got ourselves an awesome windfall right here! Harke inspected the cash. Whoa, man. Now that's awesome right there. Enough for speed upgrades, process upgrades, and a process edit, even!

JACK OUT NOW. WE'RE GOING SHOPPIN', said Harke in his extremely ecstatic voice.