Miasmel's First Virus Hunt

((Like that? And is the actual effect a free action, or does it take up an action?))
[Poison Mist can't be added onto an attack. It is an attack by itself, activated once a turn without using an action. The only things that can add to an attack via sigs are Strengthen and Imbue Null. Also, your last paragraph was a bit godmoding. Whether you smash the Met is up to the mod. I'll give you the hit anyway.]

Firing a small shot at the Metool, Miasmel contemplated some options for him to decimate the little hard-hatted virus. In the end, he decided simply to go for quick and easy crushing.

-- ENEMIES --
Metool A: DELETED
Metool B: DELETED
Metool C: DELETED

-- NAVIGATOR --
Miasmel.EXE: 100 HP

-- TERRAIN --
100% Normal

-- BATTLE 01, VICTORY!! --

-- REWARDS --

[Shockwave] Battlechip, 160z
((Sorry, I'll try to not make my posts seem like that next time.))

"Hah, this was awesome. Not even a scratch on me!"

"Yeah, but we didn't gain anything b- ooh, a chip! And some money!"

"Really? Cool, what chip? I hope it's as good as the last one. That was the best chip ever."

"It's called Shockwave. I really thought we'd get one of those defensive chips."

"Shockwave? That sounds nice. Also, I'm not exactly liking this little poison thing. I mean, it didn't hardly do anything! I need something with more... killing crap ability."

"I'll be sure to think of something."

Miasmel disables his gas canister's poison and starts wandering around the area, looking for more viruses to delete. Walyn looks at his new chip and the money, and thinks about how to use it.

((requesting second battle))

((Is there any rules on what I can't use for the second battle? Can I reuse chips after battles? Can I reuse chips during battle after I used them in the same battle?))
Moving further through the area, Miasmel searched around for more viruses to spar with, and subsequently obtain loot from. He found them quite quickly, in the form of two pairs of viruses lined up all pretty in a line in front of him. In the middle, two Cannondumb-type turret viruses stood at the ready, flanked by a pair of fiery OldStove viruses. The turrets locked on to the poison Navi, while the OldStove prepared their heated furnaces!

-- ENEMIES --
Cannondumb A: 50 HP
Cannondumb B: 50 HP
OldStove A: 50 HP
OldStove B: 50 HP

-- NAVIGATOR --
Miasmel.EXE: 100 HP

-- TERRAIN --
100% Normal

-- BATTLE 02, READY? START!! --
"Ohoohoo, turrets. And some ye old cooking stoves. So scary. Give me that new chip, I'm fixing to wreck their crap."

"What, going to smash their heads into bits?"

Miasmel starts thinking for a second.

"Nah, I was thinking of taking one of the turrets and making it kill it's little friends. Do viruses have feelings? Because making ovens and cannon-turrets cry would probably be my greatest feat ever."

"You are sick. Just... just take the chip and delete them."

Walyn pulls out the newly aquired Shockwave chip and sends it to Miasmel. Miasmel's hand turns into a pickaxe. Miasmel looks at the hand that is now a pickaxe, wondering why he got a pickaxe.

"A pickaxe? From enemies that don't even attack? I'm not making a connection. Oh well. How do I mine for TURRET HEADS?"

Miasmel holds the pickaxe up in the air, yells loudly, in an attempt to scare the viruses, and sprints towards the first Cannondumb. Miasmel then swings the pick at the ground, screaming and laughing. Miasmel then turns the poison mist back on, and starts spraying poison and buster shots at the viruses, taking aim at the more threatening turret-headed Cannondumbs, deciding to save the cooking utensils for last.

--summary--
Move to close range, next to Cannondumb A
Shockwave (40 null) to Cannondumb A
[passive, free action] Poison Mist (5 damage for 3 turns) to Cannondumb B
Buster shot (2 null) to Cannondumb A
Miasmel was successful with his shockwave attack, even more so as the attack pierced through the Cannondumb and hit one of the OldStove. However, it did leave the navi wide open for a point-blank shot from the other Cannondumb, which would serve as a payback for the poisoning it just received.

The buster shot connected well with the pickaxe'd Cannondumb, but it wasn't enough to finish it off...

-- ENEMIES --
Cannondumb A: 8 HP
Cannondumb B: 45 HP [Poisoned (5): 2 turns]
OldStove A: 10 HP
OldStove B: 50 HP

-- NAVIGATOR --
Miasmel.EXE: 90 HP

-- TERRAIN --
100% Normal
"OOW! Piece of crap pickax didn't do hardly anything! Give me that claw chip thing again, I'm gonna KILL these viruses!"

"Alright, feel free to blather on about how you're going to make their last few minutes painful."

"I don't know, they actually HIT me, priority one is surviving, deleting second, with deleting viciously a close third."

Walyn nods, slightly shocked that his navi isn't flying into a rage. With the inserting of the RageClaw into the PET, Miasmel's hand transforms into a claw. Miasmel fires a nice gray-purple mist towards the first Cannondumb that faced the brunt of his initial assault, then he uses the claw to swipe at the Cannondumb that just dared to shoot him. After thinking it over for a few seconds, Walyn sends a Shotgun chip to Miasmel.

"Shoot the stove guys, one of them got hit by the shockwave!"

"You'd better be right about this... wait, which one?"

"I don't know, they look the same to me. Just pick one!"

Miasmel groans in frustration, takes aim towards the OldStoves, and fires at the closest one, not knowing which one got hit by the shockwave from earlier.

--Summary--
[passive, free action] Poison Mist (5 damage for 3 turns) to Cannondumb A
RageClaw (40 + Slashing / 20 + Impacting) to Cannondumb B
Shotgun to (50 Null, Spread 1) to OldStove A
A poisonous mist covered the not-dead Cannondumb, with the other succumbing to a mix of the miasma plus a claw to the face... head... turrethead. Whatever. Anyway, he then pulled out a Shotgun, which he aimed towards one of the Stove viruses. The virus he aimed for dodged the shot, but its unlucky friend behind it took the full brunt, and was deleted. However, as Miasmel took no precaution to dodge anything, he took a cannon shot to the chest, and some fiery breath from the OldStove!! (20) (15) What was more, the Stove's breath seemed to crack the terrain underneath it... he might want to move.

-- ENEMIES --
Cannondumb A: 3 HP [Poison (5): 2 turns]
Cannondumb B: DELETED
OldStove A: 10 HP
OldStove B: DELETED

-- NAVIGATOR --
Miasmel.EXE: 65 HP [Cracked] [1 Action left]

-- TERRAIN --
90% Normal, 10% Cracked

[Try dodging more. You'll live longer.]
"Ooh, that's gonna hurt."

"Agh! How was I supposed to know those stoves shot FIRE? I want THAT as a chip!"

"You need to actually try to avoid things. You've gotten hit... three times this battle."

"Bah, I can take getting burned alive and shot by cannons. Speaking of which, give me that Cannon chip. I liked it."

Walyn nods and slots in the Cannon chip. Miasmel considers killing the firey furnace off first, but decides to go with the more ironic deletion, and fires the Cannon towards the remaining (and mortally poisoned) Cannondumb. Miasmel then starts spraying more of the (potentially) lethal gas towards the final virus. Miasmel fires off a simple buster shot towards the OldStove to provoke it even more, and takes his operator's advice by preparing to move out of the way in case of another attack.

--summary--
Cannon (40 null) to Cannondumb A
[passive, free action] Poison Mist (5 damage for 3 turns) to OldStove A
Buster shot (2 null) to OldStove A
Dodge

(did I use dodging right? Also, what do I need to update in my profile specifically?)
Stuff happens; Cannon gets Cannon'd, Stove gets Poison'd. All was well, until Miasmel forgot to get off the unstable paneling he was on, and fell through. Luckily, it wasn't much of a fall. Still left a bruise, though.

-- ENEMIES --
Cannondumb A: DELETED
Cannondumb B: DELETED
OldStove A: DELETED
OldStove B: DELETED

-- NAVIGATOR --
Miasmel.EXE: 65 HP

-- TERRAIN --
90% Normal, 10% Cracked

-- BATTLE 00, VICTORY!! --

-- REWARDS --

[FireBurn1] Battlechip, 250z