((Got it, Sorry))
A strange Navi approached Elephire from behind, apparently going to beat him up. Elephire began to pant as he backed away from the HeelNavi.
"Uh... Etan, i a scared... help..." Elephire said as he began to break out in a nervous sweat.
Ethan began to scramble around on his desk for a chip. His fingers closed around a Shotgun chip, which he frantically stuffed into the PET.
"Herp's on the way Erephire!!!" Ethan screamed as he also began to break out in a sweat, cringing over the fate of his Navi.
Elephire felt a rush of data swarm over him as he began to glare down at the HeelNavi. This Navi had just trash talked him. He was going to die...
The data swarmed into Elephire's nose, rotating around itself and hardening into a metal crisp. As the metal shell formed in the base of his trunk, Elephire whipped his head back, preparing to slingshot the shell out at the Navi. As he whipped his trunk out at the HeelNavi, the shell sped out of his nostrils, speeding directly towards the HeelNavi.
Elephire had already turned around again by the time that the shell made contact with a destination. He began to focus all the fire in his being into one of the few exits, his butt. Flames began to spew out of his rear as a flamethrower began to develop. Cinder began to fall. Smoke began to rise, and fire began to fly towards the HeelNavi, burning the landscape in fire.
Ethan, while watching this scene, closed his fingers around another chip and shoved it into the PET.
Elephire's trunk felt another onrush of data as it began to grow, spreading out like a skyscraper, or rather a gigantic shield. The shield grew until it hulked over Elephire, acting like a protective shell over this soft turtle that sat underneath its hardened coating.
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1. Shotgun (50 dmg) > HeelNavi
2. Power Poot (60 fire dmg) > HeelNavi
3. Guard1 (Reflect up to 60 dmg) directed towards HeelNavi
YEAH!!!
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Elephire strikes first by unloading a Shotgun round at his attacker. The Heelnavi is quick and avoids the attack, darting to the side and activating a Vulcan battlechip. As he opens fire to counter, Elephire belches out a ball of fire from his rear. The attacks pass each other mid-air and both connect. The Heelnavi is immolated in an instant Two shells from the enemy machinegun strike Elephire's buttcheeks but the last bullet is reflected back by the Guard.
"Oh, got a bit of fight in you, don'tcha? Well, I have a lot more!" the Heelnavi exclaimed as he raised his arm up for another burst of gunfire.
HeelNavi: 130 HP [Vulcan1]
Terrain: 100% Normal
Elephire.EXE: 80 HP
"Oh, got a bit of fight in you, don'tcha? Well, I have a lot more!" the Heelnavi exclaimed as he raised his arm up for another burst of gunfire.
HeelNavi: 130 HP [Vulcan1]
Terrain: 100% Normal
Elephire.EXE: 80 HP
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Elephire screamed as the Vulcan bullets ripped into his ass cheeks. Whipping back around to deflect the final bullet, Elephire began to whimper.
"Owie..." said Elephire, pouting.
"Erephire, you ok?" Ethan said, sweat lining his armpits.
"Reah, send in that new chip." Erephire said as a single tear trickled down his face, staining the Navi with one streak of moisture.
"Reah..." said Ethan, sitting back in his chair as he slotted in the Cactball chip.
Elephire turned back to the HeelNavi, the pain in his rear a constant reminder of what the Navi had done to him. He would pay. He would leave this world. This infested world, Elephire cast as the cleanser. He would make him pay.
The data of the Cactball chip swarmed into Elephire's nose, closing in around itself and creating a spiky death ball, doomed for the HeelNavi. As Elephire's trunk widened to take in the Cactball, he began to snort. A wall of compressed air formed behind the Cactball, as it slowly began to grind towards its target. It began to pick up speed, pulling Elephire's flesh along the sides of its nose. And the Cactball suddenly shot out, rolling along the ground towards the HeelNavi, rolling slowly towards the sinner who had killed the chip's creator.
Ethan's pudgy fingers had already closed around another chip, and he, reeking with the stench of man, slotted it in.
Meanwhile, data had begun to rush into Elephire's trunk once more, forming another weapon to take down this creature. The data swarmed and began to harden, as a shell of steel formed in Elephire's trunk. Elephire stared down his trunk at the enemy, and began to blow.
The shell began to fly down Elephire's trunk, whipping out as it sped towards the HeelNavi. The shell flew past the speed of sound, closing the distance in a second. The shell met a surface, and clouds of dust were strewn everywhere. Elephire's eyes scanned the cloud, looking for any remaining signs of life from where the HeelNavi, that heathen, had just stood.
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1. Cactball1 (20 x 2-4 Hits + Ground Attack) > HeelNavi
2. Cannon (40 dmg) > HeelNavi
3. Dodge
Power Poot: Used last turn
"Owie..." said Elephire, pouting.
"Erephire, you ok?" Ethan said, sweat lining his armpits.
"Reah, send in that new chip." Erephire said as a single tear trickled down his face, staining the Navi with one streak of moisture.
"Reah..." said Ethan, sitting back in his chair as he slotted in the Cactball chip.
Elephire turned back to the HeelNavi, the pain in his rear a constant reminder of what the Navi had done to him. He would pay. He would leave this world. This infested world, Elephire cast as the cleanser. He would make him pay.
The data of the Cactball chip swarmed into Elephire's nose, closing in around itself and creating a spiky death ball, doomed for the HeelNavi. As Elephire's trunk widened to take in the Cactball, he began to snort. A wall of compressed air formed behind the Cactball, as it slowly began to grind towards its target. It began to pick up speed, pulling Elephire's flesh along the sides of its nose. And the Cactball suddenly shot out, rolling along the ground towards the HeelNavi, rolling slowly towards the sinner who had killed the chip's creator.
Ethan's pudgy fingers had already closed around another chip, and he, reeking with the stench of man, slotted it in.
Meanwhile, data had begun to rush into Elephire's trunk once more, forming another weapon to take down this creature. The data swarmed and began to harden, as a shell of steel formed in Elephire's trunk. Elephire stared down his trunk at the enemy, and began to blow.
The shell began to fly down Elephire's trunk, whipping out as it sped towards the HeelNavi. The shell flew past the speed of sound, closing the distance in a second. The shell met a surface, and clouds of dust were strewn everywhere. Elephire's eyes scanned the cloud, looking for any remaining signs of life from where the HeelNavi, that heathen, had just stood.
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1. Cactball1 (20 x 2-4 Hits + Ground Attack) > HeelNavi
2. Cannon (40 dmg) > HeelNavi
3. Dodge
Power Poot: Used last turn
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The Heelnavi tried to go in for another attack, but he was hit by the ball of spikes and abruptly stopped his attack. During that time, Elephire quickly fired his cannon and Heelnavi received a direct his on his back. "Gahh! That REALLY HURT!". After thing calmed down, the Heelnavi put the vulcan up and fired a chain of bullets. Thankfully, Elephire was able to dodge the majority of the bullets!
"Ok...let's git serious!" The Heelnavi dropped the Vulcan down to the ground and his right hand was covered in lights, which formed into a razor sharp claws.
HeelNavi: 50 HP [RageClaw]
Terrain: 100% Normal
Elephire.EXE: 60 HP
"Ok...let's git serious!" The Heelnavi dropped the Vulcan down to the ground and his right hand was covered in lights, which formed into a razor sharp claws.
HeelNavi: 50 HP [RageClaw]
Terrain: 100% Normal
Elephire.EXE: 60 HP
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Elephire watched as all of his attacks pounded into the HeelNavi. Dodging out of the way as the HeelNavi shot his Vulcan, Elephire felt a few bullets rip through the skin on his back. He keeled over in pain.
"Man, I got to finish this." Elephire said, shaking himself around to prepare for the end. Elephire was ready to delete this Navi; to delete this asshole that had caused him so much suffering.
Elephire turned his back to the enemy, and felt the fire blazing throughout all his body. He probed through this fire, gripping it, and pushing towards a single point: his butt. His body began to lose heat, as his butt began to grow lighter. The flames began to rear out of his butt, as smoke began to billow out of his rectum like a smokestack. The flames flew across the terrain, smoking the ground in fire as the landscape was torched in a blinding light. Elephire's face dropped as the pain began to ease from holding the fire, as he whipped around to face the HeelNavi.
"Etan, any more chips?" Elephire yelled up to his operator.
"One more, throwing it in now." Ethan said, as he slid the final chip that he had into the PET, the Rageclaw.
Elephire's nose felt an influx of data again, as the Rageclaw began to form. But however, his nose could not hold the claw, as the trunk itself began to warp. A look of worry spread across Elephire's face as he began to sweat, watching his trunk change into the claw of a bear. As the transformation halted, Elephire waved his new nose in front of his face.
"Oh, nasty." Elephire said with a grin.
Elephire heaved himself across the landscape, hurdling the cinder left from his flames. He threw himself into the smoke that still billowed from the char of his blast. Seeing a shadow in the midst of the smoke, Elephire continued his assault towards that body. Reaching the body in the darkness, Elephire whipped his trunk through the air, and leaped out of the darkness as the wind whipped against his face. The Navi continued to watch the crater from his perch outside of the darkness, ever vigilant for the HeelNavi
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1. Power Poot (60 fire dmg) > HeelNavi
2. Rageclaw (40 dmg) ((1/6)) > HeelNavi
3. Dodge
Power Poot: Used this turn
"Man, I got to finish this." Elephire said, shaking himself around to prepare for the end. Elephire was ready to delete this Navi; to delete this asshole that had caused him so much suffering.
Elephire turned his back to the enemy, and felt the fire blazing throughout all his body. He probed through this fire, gripping it, and pushing towards a single point: his butt. His body began to lose heat, as his butt began to grow lighter. The flames began to rear out of his butt, as smoke began to billow out of his rectum like a smokestack. The flames flew across the terrain, smoking the ground in fire as the landscape was torched in a blinding light. Elephire's face dropped as the pain began to ease from holding the fire, as he whipped around to face the HeelNavi.
"Etan, any more chips?" Elephire yelled up to his operator.
"One more, throwing it in now." Ethan said, as he slid the final chip that he had into the PET, the Rageclaw.
Elephire's nose felt an influx of data again, as the Rageclaw began to form. But however, his nose could not hold the claw, as the trunk itself began to warp. A look of worry spread across Elephire's face as he began to sweat, watching his trunk change into the claw of a bear. As the transformation halted, Elephire waved his new nose in front of his face.
"Oh, nasty." Elephire said with a grin.
Elephire heaved himself across the landscape, hurdling the cinder left from his flames. He threw himself into the smoke that still billowed from the char of his blast. Seeing a shadow in the midst of the smoke, Elephire continued his assault towards that body. Reaching the body in the darkness, Elephire whipped his trunk through the air, and leaped out of the darkness as the wind whipped against his face. The Navi continued to watch the crater from his perch outside of the darkness, ever vigilant for the HeelNavi
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1. Power Poot (60 fire dmg) > HeelNavi
2. Rageclaw (40 dmg) ((1/6)) > HeelNavi
3. Dodge
Power Poot: Used this turn
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Elephire, being the "ass" he was, turned his towards the Heelnavi that was preparing the strike him down like so much meat. "EY! STOP MOONIN ME YA GIT!" the navi screamed before going on the attack...only to get a farted fireball in the face. "No...NOT LIKE THIIIIISSSS!!! IT STIIIIINKS!" The navi screeched before disappearing into nothingness. A small GMD (green mystery data) materialized where the navi once stood. Inside was zenny...and a battle chip?
HeelNavi: ERASURE
Terrain: 100% Normal
Elephire.EXE: 60 HP
Rewards: 1000z + Vulcan1 BATTLE CHIP DATA
Battle 5...VICTOLY!
HeelNavi: ERASURE
Terrain: 100% Normal
Elephire.EXE: 60 HP
Rewards: 1000z + Vulcan1 BATTLE CHIP DATA
Battle 5...VICTOLY!
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((Sorry if this is confusing. I wrote this before i noticed that the Chip Store is closed. Ethan didn't really leave. Just clarifying my mistake.))
"Finally!" Elephire screamed as he plopped down on his rear, scooping up the GMD.
"Elephire, I'm sending in something for you now." Ethan said as he inserted a mini energy. "Give me a minute, i'm running to the store."
"Ok," said Elephire as his body was bathed in a white light.
1 x MiniEnergy used
[Battle 6 Start]
"Finally!" Elephire screamed as he plopped down on his rear, scooping up the GMD.
"Elephire, I'm sending in something for you now." Ethan said as he inserted a mini energy. "Give me a minute, i'm running to the store."
"Ok," said Elephire as his body was bathed in a white light.
1 x MiniEnergy used
[Battle 6 Start]
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Having recovered with the help from a subchip, Elephire moved along and was eventually stopped by the sound of music. Not really music but simply random notes being played. As they got louder and louder, Elephire turned to face his next challenge: A group of musical melody viruses.
MelodyA: 80 HP
MelodyB: 80 HP
MelodyC: 80 HP
MelodyD: 80 HP
Terrain: 100% Normal
Elephire: 100 HP
[Battle 6 - Begin!]
MelodyA: 80 HP
MelodyB: 80 HP
MelodyC: 80 HP
MelodyD: 80 HP
Terrain: 100% Normal
Elephire: 100 HP
[Battle 6 - Begin!]
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Elephire's ears began to pound as sharp notes pierced his ear drums. His ears scanned the terrain, searching for the source of the horrible noise. Four objects crossed his plain of view, four virii.
"Etan, send in the Shotgun." Elephire said as he glared down at the scum beneath his feet. The source of this pain pounding through his blood, this searing pain. Elephire's eyes flashed with fury as data began to swarm around his trunk.
His trunk began to tickle with the onrush of data, swarming around the base. Finally, a ball of data formed, solidifying into a ball, one that doomed these Melody. Elephire readied himself as the shell sat in his trunk, prepared to drag one of these Melody down to Hell.
Elephire continued his vigil of these virii as he suddenly reared up, howling with an unbound rage. As he came down to the ground, he whipped the shell out of his trunk, as it sped across the plain. As it crossed panel after panel, closing the distance to the Melody in milliseconds. Cloud began to billow as the shell crashed to an end.
"Etan, the new chip. Let's try it out." Elephire grinned as he continued to stare down at the cloud now flowing out from where the Melody had been standing. The sound had dulled, but Elephire set out to silence it forever.
The data swarmed once more into Elephire's trunk as three small bullets formed, setting out once more to take these Melody. Elephire smirked down his trunk at these insignificant virii as he whipped the three bullets out of his trunk. The bullets screamed across the landscape, tearing down closer to their target. They sped into the middle of the cloud, out of sight temporarily.
Elephire continued to stare at the cloud, ever prepared to dodge any attack that these virii might throw his way.
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1. Shotgun (50 dmg) > MelodyA > Spread1 > MelodyB
2. Vulcan1 (10 dmg x 3) > MelodyA > Spread1 > MelodyB
3. Dodge
Power Poot: Ready this turn
"Etan, send in the Shotgun." Elephire said as he glared down at the scum beneath his feet. The source of this pain pounding through his blood, this searing pain. Elephire's eyes flashed with fury as data began to swarm around his trunk.
His trunk began to tickle with the onrush of data, swarming around the base. Finally, a ball of data formed, solidifying into a ball, one that doomed these Melody. Elephire readied himself as the shell sat in his trunk, prepared to drag one of these Melody down to Hell.
Elephire continued his vigil of these virii as he suddenly reared up, howling with an unbound rage. As he came down to the ground, he whipped the shell out of his trunk, as it sped across the plain. As it crossed panel after panel, closing the distance to the Melody in milliseconds. Cloud began to billow as the shell crashed to an end.
"Etan, the new chip. Let's try it out." Elephire grinned as he continued to stare down at the cloud now flowing out from where the Melody had been standing. The sound had dulled, but Elephire set out to silence it forever.
The data swarmed once more into Elephire's trunk as three small bullets formed, setting out once more to take these Melody. Elephire smirked down his trunk at these insignificant virii as he whipped the three bullets out of his trunk. The bullets screamed across the landscape, tearing down closer to their target. They sped into the middle of the cloud, out of sight temporarily.
Elephire continued to stare at the cloud, ever prepared to dodge any attack that these virii might throw his way.
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1. Shotgun (50 dmg) > MelodyA > Spread1 > MelodyB
2. Vulcan1 (10 dmg x 3) > MelodyA > Spread1 > MelodyB
3. Dodge
Power Poot: Ready this turn
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Elephire's snot covered Shotgun blast tore through one Melody virus and splashed the one behind it with a glob of mucus. Damaged, but mostly disgusted, the Melodys dispersed and tried to surround Elephire. His Vulcan locked onto one of the damaged viruses and fired a rapid burst of three rounds that instantly deleted it. Of the remaining three, only one Melody virus leapt forward to attack, but Elephire was able to avoid it in time with a roll.
MelodyA: DELETED
MelodyB: 30 HP
MelodyC: 80 HP
MelodyD: 80 HP
Terrain: 100% Normal
Elephire: 100 HP
MelodyA: DELETED
MelodyB: 30 HP
MelodyC: 80 HP
MelodyD: 80 HP
Terrain: 100% Normal
Elephire: 100 HP