[Numbercard rolls this turn: Suit: 4(Heart), Number: 10]
Shuffle pulled himself from the ground quickly and looked behind him; that log had come far too close for comfort. He turned around... just in time to realize his foot was on fire. He quickly beat the small fire out with his gloved hands, and then glared at the Spikey responsible.
"Set me on fire... eh? Well then, let's hope I can pull out a firecracker!" Shuffle pulled out his trusty deck of Number cards and shuffled them, eventually drawing the 10 of Hearts. "The ten of hearts?! I haven't seen her in a while, but she's not exactly what I need right now. Ah well." Shuffle tossed the card outward, where it then landed on the ground, and continued with his business. "BOB! Send me our last battlechip!"
"The Rageclaw, sir?" Came the reply.
"Yes, the Rageclaw. Send it!" Shuffle snapped, annoyed. When his gloved hand morphed into a bear claw moments later, he looked less than impressed. "Bah! First thing we're doing after this run is buying some more battlechips!" Shuffle ran towards the Spikey and hopped over it, grabbing it by it's tail as he landed.
Shuffle swung the Spikey around him, faster, and faster, until the resulting phenomenon made him look like some sort of odd top. He watched and waited for just the right moment... and then let go, sending the Spikey flying at the last remaining Shrubby.
Shuffle ran at the Spikey as soon as it was on it's way, and hopped over and past it and the Shrubby. He spun on his heel when he landed, and thrust out the Rageclaw at the Shrubby-- with any luck, the combined attacks would kill both the Spikey and the Shrubby.
Shuffle felt a hand on his shoulder, and slowly turned his head to look into the angered eyes of the 10 of Hearts. "Forgetting something...?" 10 said, glaring at him.
Beads of sweat began to collect on his face. "Uh... no! I'm not forgetting! I was just... killing those viruses first!" Shuffle quickly replied, holding up his hands defensively. 10 seemed to calm down at this, though she still eyed him with a glare.
The 10 of hearts-- Shuffle took a moment to look her over before continuing that dazzling conversation with her. The heart number cards were natural-born nurses; the lot of them had no way to fight whatsoever, and the nurse uniform that all of them wore reflected this. 10's upper-left chest was adorned with 10 hearts in a line, a sign of her position as well as her number. She wore a nurse cap on her head, which had a small heart where the red cross would typically be, and the short skirt and stockings she wore were a bright white. She also wore stiletto heels-- something that 10 in particular was known to whine about the uncomfortableness of. The short blond hair and blue eyes that highlighted her face could be used two ways; either as a means to charm men, or as a means to frighten them. The 2 of the Heart suit came to Shuffle's mind-- that poor boy was always being bossed around and picked on by 10 for being 'almost completely useless'. Shuffle had to admit it was true, seeing as how the boy's healing capabilities were next to nonexistent.
Shuffle pulled himself from his thoughts and looked back to where 10 was to continue talking to her-- only to find that she was gone and his wounds had been repaired.
1: Numbercard
---Heal (+20 @ Shuffle)
---Heal (+20 @ Shuffle)
2: Rageclaw (@ Spikey, throw at Shrubby. 20 to both from impact.)
3: Rageclaw (40 @ Shrubby)
NEW NAVI?! WUT?!
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In an amazing display of claw usage, the last two viruses were taken out.
ShrubbyA: Leaves
ShrubbyB: Wood chips
ShrubbyC: Bedding
Spikey: Became one with Nature
Shuffle.exe: 140
Reward: 225 Zenny + Heatshot
ShrubbyA: Leaves
ShrubbyB: Wood chips
ShrubbyC: Bedding
Spikey: Became one with Nature
Shuffle.exe: 140
Reward: 225 Zenny + Heatshot
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Shuffle touched the Chip data and Zenny that had fallen on the ground, and it disappeared, uploaded to BOB.
"Finally! Some firepower! Let's continue, then!" Shuffle smiled and ran off, furthering himself along his path inward.
"Finally! Some firepower! Let's continue, then!" Shuffle smiled and ran off, furthering himself along his path inward.
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Virus Attack!
BandcoonA: 50 HP
BandcoonB: 50 HP
MetoolA: 40 HP
MetoolB: 40 HP
BunnyA: 50 HP
BunnyB: 50 HP
Shuffle.exe: 140 HP
-blargle-
-BATTLE 3-
-FIGHT!-
BandcoonA: 50 HP
BandcoonB: 50 HP
MetoolA: 40 HP
MetoolB: 40 HP
BunnyA: 50 HP
BunnyB: 50 HP
Shuffle.exe: 140 HP
-blargle-
-BATTLE 3-
-FIGHT!-
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[Numbercard shiz this turn: 2... of Hearts. ARGH.]
"Tonight... I'm gonna have myself... a real good time... I feel aliiihiiihiiihiiiiiive! And the world... I'll turn it inside out, yeah... I'm floating around in ecstasy..." Shuffle was... singing?! Either he liked that chip more than BOB thought he had, or he was planning something. Shuffle pulled out his number card deck and twirled it on one hand, still whistling the tune. He shuffled it once, thoroughly, and then threw one half into the air, and then caught it with the second half, effectively splicing the two together. He drew a card.
His grin died about then. "The 2... of Hearts. My most useless card. Greeeeaaaat." Shuffle facepalmed, for just a moment, and then gazed at the card in his hand. He sighed. "I guess it's better than NOTHING!" He haphazardly tossed the card outward...
And a feminine teenage boy, with brown, spiky hair dressed in a FEMALE nurse's uniform appeared, frantically trying to tug the miniskirt down lower. His appearance was actually similar to Shuffle's, if you dressed the two in the same uniform, but with one huge difference-- Shuffle didn't look like a girl. 2 only stopped tugging on the miniskirt when Shuffle loudly cleared his throat, causing the boy to turn towards Shuffle, bowing and muttering a stream of 'sorry's.
Shuffle sighed. "So, 2, how's 10 been?" he said, placing a hand on the card's shoulder.
"She... she's been fine. Yeah. She's been good." 2 said, nervously scratching the back of his head with his right hand.
"That's not what I mean, 2. How has she been treating you?" Shuffle replied, pulling the card's gaze to his own.
"...Mean, as usual..." 2 sighed, looking down.
"You haven't gotten the replacement uniforms?"
"Well, I did, but she just took them again... including the one I was wearing..."
Shuffle grimaced at that comment, images that he did not want to see flooding his head. "...Tell her that if she... Um... tell her that if she doesn't stop, I'll replace her, mmkay? It's a simple matter of finding another card and slipping it in my deck."
2's eyes went wide. "You're... you're not really gonna replace her, are you?"
"Her?" Shuffle snorted. "Of course not. But it usually scares her into behaving for long enough anyway." Shuffle turned away from the card, and spoke to BOB. "Hey, BOB, send me some chips. My card shuffling kinda flopped out on me."
BOB's voice echoed in Shuffle's head. "As you wish, sir."
Shuffle's left arm transformed into an odd, blazing red buster, and his right transformed into the by-now familiar form of the Shotgun. He turned towards the viruses, and his brow furrowed, his mouth drawn into a scowl.
And then he charged, opening up on the viruses first with the shotgun, the loud, scattershot blast barreling through the air. The Heatshot that had downloaded onto his left arm was used next, fired at one of the Metools, leaving only the burning smell of Ozone in it's wake.
1: Numbercard
---Heal (+4 @ Shuffle)
---Heal (+4 @ Shuffle)
2: Shotgun (50 @ Bandcoon A/B)
3: Heatshot (40 @ Metool A, Fire)
"Tonight... I'm gonna have myself... a real good time... I feel aliiihiiihiiihiiiiiive! And the world... I'll turn it inside out, yeah... I'm floating around in ecstasy..." Shuffle was... singing?! Either he liked that chip more than BOB thought he had, or he was planning something. Shuffle pulled out his number card deck and twirled it on one hand, still whistling the tune. He shuffled it once, thoroughly, and then threw one half into the air, and then caught it with the second half, effectively splicing the two together. He drew a card.
His grin died about then. "The 2... of Hearts. My most useless card. Greeeeaaaat." Shuffle facepalmed, for just a moment, and then gazed at the card in his hand. He sighed. "I guess it's better than NOTHING!" He haphazardly tossed the card outward...
And a feminine teenage boy, with brown, spiky hair dressed in a FEMALE nurse's uniform appeared, frantically trying to tug the miniskirt down lower. His appearance was actually similar to Shuffle's, if you dressed the two in the same uniform, but with one huge difference-- Shuffle didn't look like a girl. 2 only stopped tugging on the miniskirt when Shuffle loudly cleared his throat, causing the boy to turn towards Shuffle, bowing and muttering a stream of 'sorry's.
Shuffle sighed. "So, 2, how's 10 been?" he said, placing a hand on the card's shoulder.
"She... she's been fine. Yeah. She's been good." 2 said, nervously scratching the back of his head with his right hand.
"That's not what I mean, 2. How has she been treating you?" Shuffle replied, pulling the card's gaze to his own.
"...Mean, as usual..." 2 sighed, looking down.
"You haven't gotten the replacement uniforms?"
"Well, I did, but she just took them again... including the one I was wearing..."
Shuffle grimaced at that comment, images that he did not want to see flooding his head. "...Tell her that if she... Um... tell her that if she doesn't stop, I'll replace her, mmkay? It's a simple matter of finding another card and slipping it in my deck."
2's eyes went wide. "You're... you're not really gonna replace her, are you?"
"Her?" Shuffle snorted. "Of course not. But it usually scares her into behaving for long enough anyway." Shuffle turned away from the card, and spoke to BOB. "Hey, BOB, send me some chips. My card shuffling kinda flopped out on me."
BOB's voice echoed in Shuffle's head. "As you wish, sir."
Shuffle's left arm transformed into an odd, blazing red buster, and his right transformed into the by-now familiar form of the Shotgun. He turned towards the viruses, and his brow furrowed, his mouth drawn into a scowl.
And then he charged, opening up on the viruses first with the shotgun, the loud, scattershot blast barreling through the air. The Heatshot that had downloaded onto his left arm was used next, fired at one of the Metools, leaving only the burning smell of Ozone in it's wake.
1: Numbercard
---Heal (+4 @ Shuffle)
---Heal (+4 @ Shuffle)
2: Shotgun (50 @ Bandcoon A/B)
3: Heatshot (40 @ Metool A, Fire)
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BLASTED, SCORCHED, Er... healed?
Well anyway, Shuffle managed to take out the BANDCOONS and the Metools, which, for some reason, were in perfect position for being shrapnel'd. The Bunnies attacked, one mising due to bad aim, and one hitting, yet the damage is kind of healed, no?
BandcoonA: BLASTED
BandcoonB: SHRAPNEL'D
MetoolA: BURNT
MetoolB: BACKFIRED
BunnyA: 50 HP
BunnyB: 50 HP
Shuffle.exe: 128 HP
Well anyway, Shuffle managed to take out the BANDCOONS and the Metools, which, for some reason, were in perfect position for being shrapnel'd. The Bunnies attacked, one mising due to bad aim, and one hitting, yet the damage is kind of healed, no?
BandcoonA: BLASTED
BandcoonB: SHRAPNEL'D
MetoolA: BURNT
MetoolB: BACKFIRED
BunnyA: 50 HP
BunnyB: 50 HP
Shuffle.exe: 128 HP
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[Numbercard: 7, Diamond.]
Shuffle grumbled, recoiling from the electrically charged ring the Bunny had fired. It still stung a bit... at least, until the weak healing energies from Two kicked in.
Shuffle rolled his head in a semicircle, popping it more than once, and let out a breath. His arms tensed as he reached for his greatest weapon...
...And he pulled out lucky number 7. "Hm. The 7 of diamonds." he mused, scratching his chin. "Not bad..." He tossed the card outward, where it burst in a convenient lens flare that was obviously photoshopped in later, revealing...
...
...
...Alright, who let the nerd onto the set?
A brown-haired girl, dressed in a somewhat oversized, button-down shirt, a pair green and brown, plaid sweatpants, wearing a pair of grossly oversized glasses, with her shoulder-length hair done up in a pair of small pigtails. She also wore a pair of white tennis shoes, and a small, brown wristwatch. She held a small ring-binder in her hands, which she clutched over her chest defensively. She noticed Shuffle and hid her face behind her ring-binder, just barely peeking above it with her eyes. Shuffle sighed.
"Hey, seven, I've got a Laser Gatling and a pair of thermal goggles with your name on 'em!" Shuffle held up the aforementioned pieces of equipment which, surprisingly, actually had the word 'Seven' imprinted on them in various places. Seven quickly dismissed or dispelled her ring-binder-- Shuffle didn't know which, and he didn't care-- and strode over to where Shuffle was, her brown eyes determined as she reached out for the alluring pieces of tech...
...Only for Shuffle to pull them out of the way at the last moment. "Ah ah ah, taking the stuff without so much as a kiss?" Shuffle chucked at the girl's immediate blush as she shrank back, on the verge of resummoning that ring-binder of hers...
Shuffle held her equipment out once more, and shook his head, smirking. The seven of diamonds was one of the few cards that truly intrigued him... ah well. Shuffle felt the heavy, bulky form of the laser gatling being lifted from his hands, followed by the relatively light pair of thermal goggles, and let his hands drop to his sides. He made a show of lifting his head to look at Seven when he heard the whirr of the gatling beginning it's rotations, and then immediately jumped to the side as bursts of laser fire scorched through the air where he stood seconds earlier, heading towards one of the Bunnies.
Seven slowly strode forward past Shuffle, grinning like a maniac as round after round sped through the air towards the Bunny, not a care in the world- "OY! SEVEN!" She suddenly spun towards Shuffle, who found it in his immediate interest to hit the deck as shots whizzed by overhead. He sent the trigger-happy card away with a snap of his fingers, and stood, shaking his head. "I have got to get that girl some psychotherapy. Either that or a recoding."
"Perhaps I could be of some assistance, sir...?" Bob said, his voice surely the EPITOME of excitement despite the fact that he always sounded the same. Nevertheless, Shuffle found himself with his last two chips-- the Cannon and the Rageclaw-- now within his systems.
Shuffle grinned, a passive smile melded with something a bit more sinister, and thrust his arm out towards the bunnies, fist lightly curled. Energy gathered within his arm, and he chuckled, just a bit, before clenching his fist tightly, sending a blast of energy outward that made his arm recoil.
Shuffle shook his arm to clear it of the energy, little sparks and glimmers flying upwards to dissolve into nothing... until his arm twisted into something far more sinister than before, bloodied fur springing into being around a massive set of claws. Shuffle gave his arm a few swipes to test it out, and then burst into a full on run towards the pair of bunnies.
As he began to grow near with his approach, Shuffle spread his claws outwards, putting them in the perfect position to pierce...
...the Bunny! Shuffle's arm snapped out when he drew close to one of the creatures, and with a guttural near-roar of power, he hefted it into the air and hurled it at it's partner, his breath heavy as he watched intently for the results.
1: Numbercard
---Attack @ Bunny A (21, Seeking)
---Attack @ Bunny A (21, Seeking)
2: Cannon @ Bunny B (40)
3: Rageclaw at Bunny B, throw at Bunny A (20 to both)
Shuffle grumbled, recoiling from the electrically charged ring the Bunny had fired. It still stung a bit... at least, until the weak healing energies from Two kicked in.
Shuffle rolled his head in a semicircle, popping it more than once, and let out a breath. His arms tensed as he reached for his greatest weapon...
...And he pulled out lucky number 7. "Hm. The 7 of diamonds." he mused, scratching his chin. "Not bad..." He tossed the card outward, where it burst in a convenient lens flare that was obviously photoshopped in later, revealing...
...
...
...Alright, who let the nerd onto the set?
A brown-haired girl, dressed in a somewhat oversized, button-down shirt, a pair green and brown, plaid sweatpants, wearing a pair of grossly oversized glasses, with her shoulder-length hair done up in a pair of small pigtails. She also wore a pair of white tennis shoes, and a small, brown wristwatch. She held a small ring-binder in her hands, which she clutched over her chest defensively. She noticed Shuffle and hid her face behind her ring-binder, just barely peeking above it with her eyes. Shuffle sighed.
"Hey, seven, I've got a Laser Gatling and a pair of thermal goggles with your name on 'em!" Shuffle held up the aforementioned pieces of equipment which, surprisingly, actually had the word 'Seven' imprinted on them in various places. Seven quickly dismissed or dispelled her ring-binder-- Shuffle didn't know which, and he didn't care-- and strode over to where Shuffle was, her brown eyes determined as she reached out for the alluring pieces of tech...
...Only for Shuffle to pull them out of the way at the last moment. "Ah ah ah, taking the stuff without so much as a kiss?" Shuffle chucked at the girl's immediate blush as she shrank back, on the verge of resummoning that ring-binder of hers...
Shuffle held her equipment out once more, and shook his head, smirking. The seven of diamonds was one of the few cards that truly intrigued him... ah well. Shuffle felt the heavy, bulky form of the laser gatling being lifted from his hands, followed by the relatively light pair of thermal goggles, and let his hands drop to his sides. He made a show of lifting his head to look at Seven when he heard the whirr of the gatling beginning it's rotations, and then immediately jumped to the side as bursts of laser fire scorched through the air where he stood seconds earlier, heading towards one of the Bunnies.
Seven slowly strode forward past Shuffle, grinning like a maniac as round after round sped through the air towards the Bunny, not a care in the world- "OY! SEVEN!" She suddenly spun towards Shuffle, who found it in his immediate interest to hit the deck as shots whizzed by overhead. He sent the trigger-happy card away with a snap of his fingers, and stood, shaking his head. "I have got to get that girl some psychotherapy. Either that or a recoding."
"Perhaps I could be of some assistance, sir...?" Bob said, his voice surely the EPITOME of excitement despite the fact that he always sounded the same. Nevertheless, Shuffle found himself with his last two chips-- the Cannon and the Rageclaw-- now within his systems.
Shuffle grinned, a passive smile melded with something a bit more sinister, and thrust his arm out towards the bunnies, fist lightly curled. Energy gathered within his arm, and he chuckled, just a bit, before clenching his fist tightly, sending a blast of energy outward that made his arm recoil.
Shuffle shook his arm to clear it of the energy, little sparks and glimmers flying upwards to dissolve into nothing... until his arm twisted into something far more sinister than before, bloodied fur springing into being around a massive set of claws. Shuffle gave his arm a few swipes to test it out, and then burst into a full on run towards the pair of bunnies.
As he began to grow near with his approach, Shuffle spread his claws outwards, putting them in the perfect position to pierce...
...the Bunny! Shuffle's arm snapped out when he drew close to one of the creatures, and with a guttural near-roar of power, he hefted it into the air and hurled it at it's partner, his breath heavy as he watched intently for the results.
1: Numbercard
---Attack @ Bunny A (21, Seeking)
---Attack @ Bunny A (21, Seeking)
2: Cannon @ Bunny B (40)
3: Rageclaw at Bunny B, throw at Bunny A (20 to both)
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Well... 7 fired her shots... and Shuffle's cannon did hit. And the poor bunnies... poor little things...
Reward: 400 zenny
Reward: 400 zenny
