Hello, future Counterinfectualists! I'm here to offer you the chance of a lifetime:
three beautiful, young two-out-of-three beautiful and all young ladies are waiting to meet YOU! That's right: for a limited time, team up with Exorcist, the star disciple of Counterinfectualism, and her fellow devotees. We'll help you through a mission, making life easier for you and all the while giving you exciting tips on opportunities you have to better serve humanity. You sit back and earn whatever you want the GNA to give you while my girls help you out with the hard stuff! Sounds good, riiiight?
~Burt J. Blanchard
((Waiting for MC))