Lyrical Amusement.

Someone told me I ought to make a Fan Art/Fan Fiction topic for my re-written lyrics starring my RP characters. So I made one. Try singing along with the text written by me. You'll find out it fits perfectly on the actual lyrics, although somewhat odd in some parts. I realize some of the parts are the same as the original lyrics, but otherwise it wouldn't be re-written and it'd be an actual song by me. A link is added of the actual song. I'm taking requests... Kind of. Keeps me from becoming bored.

Original: My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade.
Rewritten:
When I was a young girl,
My NetOp took me into the network...
To see a marching band.
He said,
"Girl, when you grow up, would you be the saviour of the broken,
The beaten and the damned?"
He said
"Will you defeat them, the Navis, and all the NetMafia, the plans that they have made?"
Because one day I'll leave you,
Immortals to lead you in the battle,
To join the black parade.

When I was a young girl,
My NetOp took me into the network...
To see a marching band.
He said,
"Girl, when you grow up, would you be the saviour of the broken,
The beaten and the damned?"

Sometimes I get the feeling he's watching over me.
And other times I feel like I'm alone.
When through it all, the rise and fall, the spirits in my core.
And when you're gone we want you all to know.
We'll carry on, we'll carry on!
And though you're my NetOp, Area. His legacy will carry on.
We'll carry on!
And in my core I can't contain it.
The coding won't explain it.

And we will send you quickly to the vile UnderNet.
My Immortals and I will kill you all!
So paint them black, don't take me back.
I'll tell you loud and clear.
We will fight it to the end and hear the call to carry on!
We'll carry on!
Though you're my NetOp, Area. Your memory will carry on!
We'll carry on!
And if I'm broken or defeated... Your weary Navi marches on!

And on we battle through the Net.
Ooh oh ohhhh~
Disappointed faces of my friends.
Ooh oh ohhhh~
Take a look at me, cause...
I could not care at all!
Delete me?
You'll never make me.
Cause the Net, will never take my core.
You can try, you'll never get me.
Kill them all,
I'm gonna play this part.
Won't explain or say I'm sorry.
I'm not ashamed,
I joined the bad guys.
On the side for all the strong ones.
Listen here, because it's only...
I'm just a girl,
I'm not the cruel one.
Just a chick, who's meant to save these souls.
Just a girl,
I'm not the vile one.
Just -- Shut -- Up!
We'll carry on!
We'll carry on!
For I'm the Navi, Persephone. My memory will carry on!
We'll carry on!
And when I've triumphed and beaten all, this weary Navi marches on!
We'll carry on!
We'll carry on!
We'll carry on!
We'll carry on!
I'll carry on!

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Original: Sonic and the Secret Rings - Seven Rings in Hand.
Rewritten:
Immortals reborn!
Myths from books re-thought!
Question all that's known!
Navis blurred and torn!

Immortals reborn! (Immortals reborn)
Myths from books re-thought! (Myths from books re-thought)
Question all that's known! (Question all that's known)
Navis blurred and torn! (Navis blurred and torn) (Blurred and torn)

No such thing as fate for those who kill.
A path into crime instead of faking justice.
So many things erased after they commence.
Hopes are dreamed instead of what could have been.

Fortune fades like words in the sand.
Just like that it's nothing at all you say...
Nothing at all you say...

Fortune shines with seven in hand.
Back to back make real of all you need.
Make real of all you need.

Seven gems in hand, fight through nights with Immortals.
Seven gems in hand, elements under command.
Seven gems in hand, fierce with just one single hand.
Seven gems in hand, Persephone will triumph soon.

Immortals reborn! (Immortals reborn)
Myths from books re-thought! (Myths from books re-thought)
Question all that's known! (Question all that's known)
Navis blurred and torn!

No such thing as mercy for those who kill.
Hopes may burden, but forever last to give in.
So many things need a push or pull to begin.
I'm free to move until another hand gets in.

We are safe from the NetMafia.
Just like that it's nothing at all you say...
Nothing at all you say.

But now the Net war has begun with you.
Back to back make real of all you need.
Make real of all you need.

Seven gems in hand, fight through nights with Immortals.
Seven gems in hand, elements under command.
Seven gems in hand, fierce with just one single hand.
Seven gems in hand, Persephone will triumph soon.

Immortals that dance! (Immortals that dance)
Elements entranced! (Elements entranced)
Know who to believe! (Know who to believe)
Nothing's up to chance! (Nothing's up to chance)

Immortals reborn! (Immortals reborn)
Myths from books re-thought! (Myths from books re-thought)
Question all that's known! (Question all that's known)
Navis blurred and torn!

[Instrumental]

Seven gems in hand, fight through nights with Immortals.
Seven gems in hand, elements under command.
Seven gems in hand, fierce with just one single hand.
Seven gems in hand, Persephone will triumph soon.

Seven gems in hand.
Fights with Immortals.
Seven gems in hand.
Seven gems in hand.

Immortals reborn! (Immortals reborn)
Myths from books re-thought! (Myths from books re-thought)
Question all that's known! (Question all that's known)
Navis blurred and torn! (Navis blurred and torn) (Blurred and torn)

Seven gems in hand!
I am Persephone!
All my hopes and plans!
In one single hand!

: D

Persephone Theme Get!

Original: Sonic Adventure 2 Battle - E.G.G.M.A.N.
Rewritten:
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah!

The story begins with who's gonna sing,
Knowing the nuisance that lies within.
Weirdo at mind and genius at heart,
Wanting to unlock the mysteries of love.

I am D-N-R, that's who I am
I am D-N-R, I've got the master plan.
I am D-N-R, that's who I am,
I am D-N-R, I lost my music lines!

I'm plotting my schemes,
Whenever I'm lost,
They're lovely in every way.
I'd love to propose,
The hot one you know,
She's an obstacle who al-Shit, she ran away.

I must play this game by my rules!
I will get Persephone with my tools!
All these candies are made for my sweetheart!
I will wed my Persephone!
I will succeed and you will see!
With my fierce love, there is no retreat!

I am D-N-R, that's who I am
I am D-N-R, I've got the master plan.
I am D-N-R, that's who I am,
I am D-N-R, where are my music lines!?

I am a loving man, I will succeed!
My darling, yeah, I must defeat!
I am D-N-R, don't forget my name!
If you ask me again I'll tell you you're sane!

I am D-N-R, that's who I am
I am D-N-R, I've got the master plan.
I am D-N-R, that's who I am,
I am D-N-R, fetch me my music-music lines!

I am D-N-R!

[Random babbling]

This is too awesome and hilarious to make any adequately feasible comment on. ._.

Awesome job, Shuryou! I am quite impressed with your work. Machman theme requested! (whenever you feel like it, of course. )

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I woke up this morning, and Welcome to the Black Parade was playing on my clock radio.

I laughed until I cried.

That is an awesome theme for DNR, but I do have a few issues with the rhythm at some points.