The Fox News Thread

MAN.

I retract what I told Twi about Fox reporting and dividing by zero.

I told him that dividing by zero creates a number infinitely large. However, that doesn't hold true when you're dividing zero by zero.

Fox is now a better source of hilarities than the Daily Show, just because they suck so much.

Found a lot of great ones.


Nyanahaha, I'm sure the media invents the daily body count too.


Nothing like changing your mind.


This one is hilarious



BEST IDEA EVER:


I mean, which this line of thinking, the terrorist, along with the rest of the world, should soon be suffering!

Mr. Rogers is epic, Fox. Period.

Holy... Shit...

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry right now. I know newscasters sometimes go overboard on hot-button issues, but leave it to Fox to dredge up issues that aren't even there. They make their own hot-button issues. Drumming up baseless controversy to steal ratings is all well and good, but it's making them the laughing stock of the internets.

They sure do make their own hot-button issues. In fact, I heard something on the news (not Fox News) about them saying something along the lines of "the 1st Ammendment allows us to fabricate news stories." Did anyone else hear that? I can't remember, but I think it had something to do with a lawsuit... darn my bad memory. If it was any worse, I would repeat myself. If it was any worse, I would repeat myself.

But seriously. The Fox Noise Channel sure is messed up. I'll start watching it just for the comedy.

America, America, God shed his grace on thee.

THERE IS ONLY ONE GOOD THING ABOUT FOX!

And that is Dr. Gregory House.



-Twi

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That has got to be the most epically winning DO WANT I've seen in my entire life.

FACTOR FOLLOW-UP.

Awesome. AWESOME.

Don Murdoc, you are now my idol.