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Quote (Shuryou)

BABIES TASTE GOOD WITH BARBEQUE SAUCE! YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE. THE BABE WITH THE BARBEQUE SAUCE.

Shury friend. Ludo like sauce. Awrooooooooooo!

Ludo like Bruce Campbell. Ash cool. Deadites bad.
Mario waited. The coins above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were koopas in the Mushroom Kingdom. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Princess Peach were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Mario was a plumber for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the kingdom pipes and he said to dad "I want to be in the pipes daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY KOOPAS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Valley of Bowser he knew there were koopas.
"This is Toad" the radio crackered. "You must fight the koopas!"
So Mario gotted his Fire Flower and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the koopas
"I will shoot at him" said Bowser and he fired the red turtle shells. Mario fireballed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the koopas" he shouted
The radio said "No, Mario. You are the koopas"
And then Mario was a Shy Guy.
RERN: Repercussions of Evil

Raiden waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were viruses in the homepage. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to NetPolice were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Raiden was a virus buster for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the Navis and he said to programer "I want to be on the homepage programer."
Programer said "No! You will BE KILL BY VIRUSES"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the homepage of the NetPolice he knew there were viruses.
"This is Makenzie" the radio crackered. "You must fight the viruses!"
So Raiden gotted his lightning and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the viruses
"I will shoot at him" said the cybeast and he fired the rocket missiles. Raiden lightninged at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the viruses" he shouted
The radio said "No, Raiden. You are the viruses"
And then Raiden was a zombie.
Eh... someone's changed the site URL icon.
CHAPTER ONE:
Chaos in the Lair

The wind flowed spraying like into Navi's face but he was not intrested. The interntz needed to be saved becuse an evil mfia boss had created a machine that culd destory it! Navi has a hard time getting into the mfia lair where the ledr had a gun.
"It's too late," he smiled. It was an evil smile that he held the gun with.
"No it's not too late YOU MONSTER! I WIIL DESTORY YOU!" and he charged. And he used his pwogram adwanz to kill him. The interntz was saved from evil.
"Hooray I saved the interntz!" he shouted. "THE WORLD IS SAFE"

CHAPTER TWO:
Navi goes home

But he found that on the way home there was no road. It was too late like the mfia boss said. He had already destored the road and the people were trapped on the island that they were trapped in.
There was nothing he could do. So he went home and cried.
Lulz. He holds the gun with his smile.


Also... I'm a happy happy man because I downloaded the OSTs of Super Robot Wars Alpha 3, Might Gaine and G Gundam. : D
D :
Doctor Ivo Robotnik.
My name is Doctor Ivo Robotnik.
Doc-doc-doc-doc-Doctor Ivo Robotnik.
My name is Doctor Eggman.
NO! NO! NO! NO!

Oh, it's from the Show!
It's from the Show! From the Show!
Oh, it's from the Show!
It's from the Show! From the Show!
I'm gonna be on teevee.
I'm gonna be a teevee star.
I'm gonna be on teevee.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's from the Show!

I want you to fluff my pillows, make me happy, catch Sonic, cut the monitors, scrub my monkey, hate that hedgehog, give me more hair for my beautiful ball, fluff my pillows, make me happy, catch Sonic, cut the monitors, scrub my monkey, hate that hedgehog, give me more hair for my beautiful ball.

My name is Robotnik.
Baby. Baby.
My name is Robotnik.
Baby. Baby.

Robotnik, Robotnik, yeah yeah yeah!
Robotnik, Robotnik, rah rah rah!

Oh, it's from the Show!
It's from the Show! From the Show!
Oh, it's from the Show!
It's from the Show! From the Show!
I'm gonna be on teevee.
I'm gonna be a teevee star.
I'm gonna be on teevee.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's from the Show!

No wonder people say...
No wonder people say I look...
No wonder people say I look like Santa-Santa-Santa Claus.
No wonder people say...
No wonder people say I look...
No wonder people say I look like Mac-What!?

More chimneys! Mooore!
More chimneys! Mooore!
Make me happy. Make me happy.
Make me happy. Make me mooore happy.

Oh, it's from the Show!
It's from the Show! From the Show!
Oh, it's from the Show!
It's from the Show! From the Show!
I'm gonna be on teevee.
I'm gonna be a teevee star.
I'm gonna be on teevee.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's from the Show!

It's my new penis. Just like me, crooked. How do you like it?
We love it.
It's large!

I'm gonna be on teevee.
I'm gonna be a teevee star.
I'm gonna be on teevee.
Noo moore muusic!


From the YouTube Poop MV It's From The Show. Not made by me, naturally. I just needed something to do.
Wasn't entirely sure about the 'give me more hair for my beautiful ball'. He sounded warbled to me as all I could make out clearly was 'hair for my beautiful ball'.
>_>
I had too much free time left...
...
<slams the table>
<opens his closet>
<kicks open secret compartment>
<equips chainsaw, flamethrower pack, throwing knives, two katanas, bulletproof armor, and explosives.>
<equips sunglasses>
<uses motorcycle and rides to NOA headquarters, look very threatening and slap anyone who was in charge of SSBB production in the head yelling:
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS THINKING? MEGAMAN NOT IN BRAWL? GODDAMMIT!">
<sighs as he fantasizes about that actually happening, but it can't.>

Hmm.

*invents the MegaHack*

Also, we've been listening to It's From The Show for about two months now.

: D

*dansen*
Paprika, Dororo, Die Hard...

CHRISTMAS IS A DREAM OF BLOOD AND TRIPPY EXPLOSIONS!

And demons that explode.

And Bruce Willis.

And...

And...

THIS!?

IN OTHER WORDS, CHRISTMAS IS EPIC SHIT.

Quote (Gearpunk)

THIS!?

Somehow... That made me think of... Welcome to the NHK... Don't know why. Might be the walking-talking electronic things. WAS THAT TELE-KUN!?
Health Note: I've hit an interesting conundrum whilst playing the ever addictable Super Mario Galaxy today.

Back in the 2-handed controllers of the Megadrive and PlayStation series, the constant pose of handcuffed wrists means that during loading screens is an acceptable time to put the controller down and have a stretch or recover. Unfortunately, due to the inherent flexability of the WiiMote-Nunchuk combo, these times are rarely noticed, and after 2-3 hours of my hands being in the same position, they've become an odd combination of wrinkled and numb which took an entire movie to wear off, and is still persisting even as I type this.

Suggestion: Increase the number of snack breaks for more finger recovery time.

End Note.
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You sure that you aren't developing carpel tunnel? Might want to check that?
Or... it might just be numb. Who knows? <shrugs> Take care.
<shrug>

NOW IT'S SHOWTIME!

<leaps off a building>