Just post some geeky jokes
<a href="javascript:
document.getElementById('Aim').style.display= 'On Fire';
document.getElementById('Aim').id= 'Aim_is_on_fire';"
>Big Shiney Red Button Labled "Do Not Press"</a>
<a href="javascript:
document.getElementById('Knight').style.display= 'Nuked';
document.getElementById('Knight').id= 'TV Knight Dinner';"
>I'm Hungry!</a>