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How can anyone label WoW, gamefags and counterstrike as good, even as a joke?
Sites that should go on Win List:

NewGrounds >:
FaceBook. It owns MySpace's face by far.
DeviantArt
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Urge to warn for beliefs... rising...
Cannot... misuse... powers!
*Struggles to keep his meager WarnHammer away from Common's head*
Wikipedia is win, you dolt.
Edited the Win list, because you missed one.
I'd just like to point out that Emo isn't really in 'levels'. It's Governed by the Shinji scale, with 1 Shinji being Shinji Ikari himself. Typical Emos range at around one millionth of a Shinji, with noticeable thresholds as follows. Note that one alone does not make an Emo, as all prerequisites must be true.

1,000,000/1 - Wannabe-Emo, AKA Wannab-Emo
500,000/1 - Listens to My Chemical Romance et al.
250,000/1 - Wears all black
125,000/1 - Wears make-up
62,500/1 - Cuts self
31250/1 - Wears long sleeves to hide cuts
15625/1 - Writes bad poetry
7812/1 - Has a MySpace
3906/1 - Has a MySpace that ends in 666 and/or 13
1953/1 - Distances self from others, except online
976/1 - Vows to remain single, for whatever reason
488/1 - Actually looks set to achieve the above
244/1 - Distances self from others, even online
122/1 - Won't commit suicide, as he/she believes him/herself not worth killing by themselves
61/1 - Goes into an inner monologue at the slightest criticism
30/1 - Goes into an inner monologue without any real reason
15/1 - Doesn't wear black any longer, as he/she feels the stereotypical person he/she dresses as shouldn't be brought down by his/herself.
1/1 - Shinji Ikari

[EDIT] Also, you got WoW wrong. Should be in 'Bullshit'. And fchan should be in Win.

[EDIT2] Also, Windows goes in 'Bullshit'.

[EDIT3] Oh, and RERN obviously goes in Win.
Windows should not be there at all- what does it have to do with the internet?!

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I'd just like to point out that Emo isn't really in 'levels'. It's Governed by the Shinji scale, with 1 Shinji being Shinji Ikari himself. Typical Emos range at around one millionth of a Shinji, with noticeable thresholds as follows. Note that one alone does not make an Emo, as all prerequisites must be true.

*XD long thing*

[EDIT] Also, you got WoW wrong. Should be in 'Bullshit'. And fchan should be in Win.

[EDIT2] Also, Windows goes in 'Bullshit'.

[EDIT3] Oh, and RERN obviously goes in Win.


Thanks for the Emo scale

WoW Steals souls, and the WoW zombies will keel me if I put it in bullshit

Counter STrike has ninjas, and they will murder me

As for fchan, read the ( ) please.

RERN is in Win, editing o be clear

@zero: It has everything


EDIT: Basicly, some of these things are in there for my protection, plus counter strike looks a teeny bit o' fun (even with teh learning cliff), tho I never played it myself.

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Level 5 - Hardcore Emo
Take everything you've learned from the internet about Emo people. This is it. OR alternativly, listen to this song.

I personally prefer this song.
I try to do something and I end up embarrassing myself...

Please stop posting, or can a mod lock/delete this topic please.

(Note from PA: Done.)