A silly litle game, you take the begining of an old saying or addige of wisdom, and change the ending so it's funnier.
For example, instead of 'When Life Gives you Lemons, make Lemonade', i'd write:
When life hands you lemons, squirt them in sombodys eyes and run.
Simple, yes? Here are a couple others, then you guys can post your own ideas or variations.
A penny saved is under your couch cusions.
An apple a day results in lack of checkups.
Laughter is the best medicine, except for lucemia and AIDS.
Killing two birds with one stone just makes PETA twice as mad.
God is everywere, the pervert.
Don't throw stones in glass houses unless you're insured.
Age is all in the mind, so don't lose yours to alseheimers what was I talking about?
Smoking kills, and so does time.
Wise sayings gone wrong.
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Early to bed, and early to rise...
Makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
~Ender's Game
Makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
~Ender's Game
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Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Quote (Bomber)
Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
OMGITSTHEDUDEWITHTHECOOLAVI.
>_>
+5 Hiko Tokens for awesome quote, coming back, and keeping your av.
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HOW DO I SHOT KENNEDY?
No.^
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll die of mercury poisoning.
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"There are plenty of fish with HIV."
(I'm sorry, but the best girls that were into me and wanted to talk to me and had some perks and this was the worst. *bows to god in grace that he didn't even touch her*)
(I'm sorry, but the best girls that were into me and wanted to talk to me and had some perks and this was the worst. *bows to god in grace that he didn't even touch her*)
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"There are plenty of fish with HIV."
(I'm sorry, but the best girls that were into me and wanted to talk to me and had some perks and this was the worst. *bows to god in grace that he didn't even touch her*)
Your a guy!?!
A wise man listens more than he talks, cause he's too smug to say anything.
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((*Slaps his forehead*))
< = Girl.
All dogs go to heaven, so when you get there you're mugged by poodles.
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(OMG! I thought you were a boy because of the name and the navi! That is so ironic! So if I huggle you for coolness in the thread like I've wanted to, I won't be gay! XD)
Cats have nine guns!
Cats have nine guns!
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(OMG! I thought you were a boy because of the name and the navi! That is so ironic! So if I huggle you for coolness in the thread like I've wanted to, I won't be gay! XD)
((MY navi is genderles, and my member title is 'Femenist'. You play only females, and have the title of Bllod Princess. What will people think you are?))
We have nothing to fear but Jackson himself.
You can lead a Bush to water, but you can't make him think.
Time heals all wounds, so that exploded head's only temporary.
The way to a mans heart is through his ribcage.
It is human to ere, it is divine to get revenge.
A penny saved dosn't add up to much.
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(*thinks...shrugs in stupidity X3*)
Don't judge a book by it's cover, the publisher is the one who sucks mostly!
It's a thin line between love and hate, it's called marriage.
Don't judge a book by it's cover, the publisher is the one who sucks mostly!
It's a thin line between love and hate, it's called marriage.
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Don't judge a book by it's cover, judge it by Oprah.
Don't judge a book by it's cover, judge it by how kickass the title is.
Don't judge a book by it's cover, judge it by the movie
(And a cameo from All That©)Don't judge a book by it's cover, judge it by the sound it makes when it hits your Uncle Benny on the booty. *throws bok* *Unvaie!* Good book.
Don't judge a book by it's cover, judge it by how kickass the title is.
Don't judge a book by it's cover, judge it by the movie
(And a cameo from All That©)Don't judge a book by it's cover, judge it by the sound it makes when it hits your Uncle Benny on the booty. *throws bok* *Unvaie!* Good book.
