WHO whould YOU kill?!

A girl who has made my life miserable since kindegarden. Then, when I finally didn't need to be in her classes since I was in high school... SHE F&*KED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY FRIENDS!!! Among other things. But thats probably most mentionable.
The goatse guy.
Nalerenn.

...as if you even had to ask. Of course, I'll do it regardless of getting caught/ charged with murder, or going to jail or whatnot. I don't really care, since they're a small price to pay.

It's not like I'd be in the wrong, anyway. It's not 'revenge', it's 'justice'.
I dunno. I'm pretty well-off, and there's really no one I'd like to murder. The grade 9s this year are the fruitiest things since Gushers, yes, especially when they try to act black. You ever hear an eight-year-old try to do a deep voice? Magnify that.

Of course, this is nothing some vigilante justice wouldn't fix. A ninja mask, a top hat, a cardboard tube, a semi-vicious beating in some dark alley. Problem solved; the kid'll be sent to the madhouse just for recounting the experience.
I'd murder God for taking away my right testicle.
Darkrai. Im going to need therapy after what he posted. Heck, they might even give me a medle for killing him.

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I'd murder God for taking away my right testicle.

Good luck with that one, Shur.
*approves*

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Darkrai. Im going to need therapy after what he posted. Heck, they might even give me a medle for killing him.

I'd also like to add in my ex. For obvious reasons.
So would I, mate, so would I...
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Not amused.