Epic Fail Thread

Windows Vista.
Again, someone fails at failing. The good version of Vista rocks.
What's the good version?

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What's the good version?

XP.
That's not Vista, Nal.

At least, I don't think it is.
Who cares? It's a helluva lot better for gaming.
*points at hawkman and everyone who didn't read the rules*

all those members are epic fail.
Anybody who I yell at, or flame. That doesn't include EN, I just mess with her.
*Points Up*
Double barreled hair clippers.

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<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind


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<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?


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<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)


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<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker


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<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"


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<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes  Mrs.Miller..


Alright I'll force myself to stop... go and see www.bash.org

EDIT: didn't work :'D

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<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit
That last one is funny. XD

PWNT.
Lulz, self-owning.

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Elect 'Yo 0' as commander
YES: 1
NO: 47

OWWWWWWWWWWWWNED.

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Impeach 'Cutter' as commander
YES: 1
NO: 37

Ahaha, n00b.

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<randomnoob>:CAMPER!
<AIDS>:I'm the commander, you fucktard. I HAVE TO STAY IN ONE PLACE.
<randomnoob>: CAMPER!

woooooow...
Here's just a story.

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<5behemoths > my base>
<3 leigonnaires and a pulse gun>
<5 dead behemoths and a wounded base>

A behemoth is like a giant with a tree trunk. Woooow...
EPIC FAIL.

I'm not forgetting this day anythime soon. D=

I'd post the piles of fail and failure corrections, but I can't.

Just know that this date was made of epic failure:

---07/15/2007---
here be another EPIC FAIL for you guys

THE N-GAGE
Yeah. But that's OLD fail. XD
Or, try...
SONY.
ya, sony is PRETTY fail right now.
NAh, just fail.
M-SOFT FTW!
My nail polish. EPIC FAIIIL.