Epic Fail Thread

Here's a cool idea; pile up all of the epic fail in one place so we can look at it/dispose of it/laugh at it!

Here are some general rules:
1. Basically, just post images or quote text that is the pure essence of fail. Example:

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4chan isn't for porn!

2. Try not to flame others...unless it's pretty damn funny.
3. Err, still PG-13...there are some R-rated fail things on 4chan, tho. :3

So, put it all here; the fail quarantine!

I would give you an award of some sort for making such an epic thread, but I don't know what to give you.

Anyway..

Failure at stealth.

"Strikeman tokens"?
O_o

I'm buying a PS3.

Been awhile since I've done this, but Hiko, you get 100 Awesomeness

: D
Hmm, why is the thread dying?
Oh, I'll do something...

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AIDS: Most five-year-olds don't know about AIDS...
Leveresque: Oh, because it has AN AGE LIMIT?
AIDS: No, because AIDS is an STD. Most 5-year-olds think that babies are made by magic.

That was Half-Life 2 Deathmatch online. I'm AIDS.

YOU WANT FAIL?!!



oh SHI! THIS IS WIN?!I LOSE TT^TT

You fail at failing. That in and of itself is epic fail. Good job.

Wrong. It's fail. -grumbles about fanservice yuri-

Quote (random kid)

RandomKid:Can I buy your armor?
Me:No.
RandomKid:OMG N00b!

Quote (Another Random Kid)

Randomkid:Tell me your password and I'll give you 50k
Me:Okay.
Random kid:But first tell me your username.
Me:Look above my head...
Randomkid:okay...password? I need it to transfer the money over.
Me:R E P O R T E D
Randomkid:Haha! Reported for bug abuse!*logs out*

These are two examples of why Runescape sucks...unless you're level 110+....

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RandomDude: I want to strangle kids who still say 'n00b'.
My Team (voice-activated): NOOOOOOOOOB! *kills RandomDude*

Half-Life again.

When did you get half-life?

And I don't get the second quote, Shadow.

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When did you get half-life?

And I don't get the second quote, Shadow.

Cyyybercaaamps!
I own it, tho'.

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AIDS: I speak English...
RandomDude: *something*merda*something*testes*

That was me, unknowingly on a Spanish server...O-o

These are old, and all things that President George "Dubya" Bush said, but I thought they were very bad.

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Rarely is the question asked: "is our children learning?"

(I sure hope that question isn't asked much.)

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...nucular power pants...

(Uh... what?)

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You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

(Did President Bush pass his literacy test?)

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I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That's a pretty cool first name, isn't it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo.

(Failure at humor)

One last one before I look for a non-"Bushism" failure.

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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

(Very scary thought...)

I don't mean to offend anyone who supports the American President George W. Bush.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.
Ohhh my Goood, you get five Hiko Tokens for that...
AHAHAHAHAH.

*lol's* Brrrrilliant!

5'ved!

WARCRAFT 3 NOOB QUOTES!

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Me: They are downloading, thats what the numbers are for
N00b: UH huh....
Me: The host cant start without everyone having downloaded the map
N00b: I get it...
Me: Look! He finnished!
*Random dude Has joined the game*
3 Random dude: Hi
me: NAME SPOOFER!
6 random dude: Yeh, the space....
N00b: GOGOGOGGOGOGGOGOGGOGOGOGGOGOGGOGOGGOGOGOGOGOGG
N00b: GO
N00b: GO
N00b: GO
N00b: GO
N00b: GO
N00b: GO
Host: STFU!
N00b: GO
N00b: GO
N00b: GO
N00b: GO
N00b: GO
N00b: GO
N00b: GO
N00b: GO
N00b: GO
Me: WTF
N00b: GO
Host: I'll kick!
N00b: GO
N00b: GO
N00b: GO
N00b: GO
47 Random Dude: Should I leave?
N00b: GO
N00b: GO
N00b: GO
N00b: GO
N00b: GO
N00b: GO
*N00b has left the game*
Host: HAHAHA PWNT

The noob was warping around the open slots, making it hard for the host to kick him. But the hoxt just closed all the slots and he got pwnt.

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N00b: Who wants to play Dota after this!?!?!?
Me: Dota sucks!
N00b: OMFG IM A RECOMENDED HOST ILL MAKE U BANNED
Me: Yeah, from dota, and I hate ie
N00b: UR BANNED FROM DOTA LOLOLOL PWNT!
Me: UR BANNED FROM ALL MY MAPS LOLOLOL PWNT!
N00b: NO I CANT UR THE ONLY ONE BANNING ME, AND MY FRIENDS CAN HOST THIS ANYWAYS HA PWNT!
Me: I can script it in, caps-tard
N00b has left the game

That time I was the host and I kicked him for being like that, Dota is evil.

Lol, Wow-noobs. : D