What? Not funny any more?
Although, seriously, I am leaving my house to go to college. And I'm stopping for a quick vacation in San Francisco first. I don't seriously think I'll go missing for very long, as I'll have internet access almost the whole trip through (I think) and my dorm will have wifi.
When do I leave? Tomorrow night, after having my last unagi don for many months at the last nice Japanese restaurant I'll see for many months, my family and I will embark on a voyage crossing oceans and continents, riding the stream of destiny, to the great state of Pennsylvania, whereupon I will continue my journey over mountains, across rivers, and through years alone. For the first time in my short life, alone.
I pray of you all to wish me fortune on this life-changing journey.