Omg here u are............

oh wait...DANGIT

I have fail on my face.

This is so obviously an April Fool's joke, it's no .... no, wait, it actually is kinda funny.

Yeah...About your Navi. I have good news and I have bad news.

Good news: He recieved a promotion to Lieutenant Porter. Rejoice!

Bad news: He was brutally deleted by two crazed Navi in Electown Net. Sad day.

Well, looks like you'll need a brand new Navi.

Hey! Welcome back! Say, you know, we've changed the undernet since the last time you were here... it just says "if you're ready." Care to try your luck?
But then, who needs luck, with your skill and battlechips?

I think that he's good enough to earn himself a support program just out of pure skill and awesomeness, just from the two or three RP posts that I've seen so far.

Say, hello there! I'm not very new on this forum, but I've not seen you before. Hiko here, previously yahiko9040.

i'm not even gonna pretend to be nice. i'm just gonna say this and never say it again. can't WAIT for the failure to come from you.

I think it's an April Fool's Joke.

I smell Twi...

no Nal thats cause you have some of Twi's hairs up your nose for some odd reason that i probably dont want to know.

Sora is correct, this is totally not Twi's style.

Anyway Porter, welcome back to the site, now go out and delete those viruses I sent against you! YOU'LL HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEM!
u gonna get raeped