Scrabble?

I came.
Nal, that was totally lame.
There's no I in Team America.


Yes there is.
You SEAM unable to spell.
Suddenly, a giant robot slammed its fist into the building.

BROADSIIIIIIDE!
It's fist then proceeded to SLAP the hell out of Paris Hilton cause she was a shame to the entire universe.
But when it did not crumble, he gave up and just started slapping it instead.
((Er- You're actually supposed to change the word Zolem, not keep as is))

Leap toward the horizon, my good friends.
It's a great heap of hay. :'D
But suddenly, everyone Hear something
It is a Gear whistling through the air.

*In my defense for earlier, I was ninjad and my computer was malfunctioning, at the same time!*
Oh, goodness, it's coming very near--
OH GOD, IT'S A BEAR! RUN!
RUN! OR ELSE IT IS GOING TO BITE YOU IN THE REAR!
THE WRATH OF THIS SPELLY-LIKE CREATURE FILLS ME WITH FEAR.
SURELY, DEFEATING IT WITH ONLY FISTS WOULD BE A MANLY FEAT
Watching this battle puts me on the edge of my SEAT.
For this might be an enemy one cannot BEAT!
With his breath of flaming HEAT.
And claws so sharp and Neat!