Scrabble?

T'wus blackend by ashes from King Lear's pipe.
On King Lear's estate, there are a lot of pines.
And each guard on said estate carries an ornate, burnished pike.
Unfortunately, the guards are lazy and do not like guarding.
They'd rather be out swimming in the lake.
too bad the lake is a fake
For as you approach it, it starts to fade away.
I made it that way for shits and giggles.
Therefore, we all just lost the game.
That is so Lame
I do feel the same.
I came.
Nal, that was totally lame.
There's no I in Team America.


Yes there is.
You SEAM unable to spell.
Suddenly, a giant robot slammed its fist into the building.

BROADSIIIIIIDE!
It's fist then proceeded to SLAP the hell out of Paris Hilton cause she was a shame to the entire universe.
But when it did not crumble, he gave up and just started slapping it instead.
((Er- You're actually supposed to change the word Zolem, not keep as is))

Leap toward the horizon, my good friends.
It's a great heap of hay. :'D