Supah, SMAAAAAAAASH Brothuuuuurs!

I, DeDeDe, shall KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN!

Tip to Lego:
DeDeDe's B+Up move gets you high, but doesn't get you that far sideways. If you've used up all of your little "puff jumps", and you're still too far from the edge, use B+Side, towards the platform you're trying to reach. It moves you a little to the side if you hold it, and you stay in the same vertical position while you summon and throw a Waddle Dee/Waddle Doo/Gordo. Keep doing that, and THEN use B+Up. Hope it helps!

I forgot, I can't go.
:'D

u can't go to the tournament?

anyway, im looking forward to using metaknight, king dedede, and pit.

*Cracks knuckles*

I can't freakin' WAIT. I'm also looking forward to Metaknight and Pit, but also Sonic.

umm, guys...

THE TOURNAMENT IS AT MIDNIGHT.

why didn't you tell me this bit of info? I don't think I care THAT much...

I preordered it at a Gamespot in the mall. They can't open at Midnight.

They're opening early on the 9th, and still having a tournament. I don't know If it still counts, though.

Not sure if I'm entering, since I'm not very good at the game, and I planned on Spending the 9th trying to beat subspace emissary and unlocking all the characters.

Well, remember, NO ONE will be good at the game. Everyone (but the cheaters) will be new to the controls, so the playing field will be level. And Dark: we kinda thought that, should you be joining, you WOULD KNOW WHAT TIME IT'S AT.

I are definately gonna enter, I got to play for awhile now, and the wii controls aren't HORRIBLE, but I'm gonna Ike all over ya-all XD

It really depends on the store people. Check with your local Gamestop. Mine is holding it on the 8th at 9PM for example. In fact...

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To enter Round 1 of the Tournament, visit a participating GameStop location on March 8, 2008. To obtain the address of the participating locations nearest to you, visit www.gamestop.com/smash.  All Contestants must check-in with the onsite GTD at least thirty (30) minutes prior to the start of play. Contestants who are not checked-in at least thirty (30) minutes prior to play may be eliminated from the Contest in the GTD's sole discretion. On the day of Round 1, complete an official participation form, or if you are a minor (defined as under 19 years of age in Alabama and Nebraska, under 21 in Mississippi and under 18 years of age in all other states and the District of Columbia), a parent or legal guardian will be required to complete and sign the official form. After the form is signed, give the official form to the GameStop tournament representative who will call your name when it is your time to compete in Round 1. When your name is called, you will be given one (1) opportunity to compete against another Contestant at that location. Each Round 1 Contestant will be paired with another Round 1 Contestant in a one (1) minute match until one (1) Contestant is eliminated. The winner of each Round 1 match will then compete against another winner until only one (1) Round 1 Contestant has survived the elimination matches.  The surviving Round 1 winner at each participating GameStop location will be declared the District Winner and will have the opportunity to compete in Round 2 of the Tournament.

All Store Winners will be determined on March 8, 2008 and will be responsible for getting to the one of 274 District locations where Round 2 of the Tournament will take place. If you are a minor, please consult with your parent or legal guardian before traveling to the location for Round 2. GameStop, Inc. (the "Sponsor") is not responsible for any expense the winner or his/her parent (or legal guardian) incurs while traveling to the location of Round 2. The Sponsor will not reimburse any travel expenses to a Store Winner or his or her parent (or legal guardian).

Double check with your store. They should be having it a few hours prior to the release.

And fear the wrath of Pit and Olimar.

Good ol' Mario for me. I can't wait to unveil his cape attack on some Samus user. XD

we intrupt this conversation about the tounament to bring you this epic win from 7chan's /vg/, where people have just realised how win captain falcon is:

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    You're complaining about Falcon's Final Smash?

    Jesus Christ, are you a fucking idiot? It's just as...no, MORE superior than his Falcon Punch.

    He's not just punching you. No, that'd be too nice of a fate for you. No, he gets into his car, RUNS YOU THE FUCK OVER, and leaves you in the middle of the fucking street. You're bruised, bones broken, bleeding. You hear him speed off, and whimper as you lay there on the asphalt in immense pain. Time goes by, and as you try to move you hear the sound of an engine over the horizon. Joy fills your heart as you think it's a kind samaritan, come to your aid. You struggle to your feet to flag the driver down, but your joy soon turns to utter. Fucking. Terror. For as the roar of the engine rises over the hill, that glint of blue fills your vision.

    It's Captain Fucking Falcon.

    And he's heading right fucking for you.

    You quickly try to hobble out of his path, but he's too quick, his car swerving to stay in line with you. As he draws nearer and nearer, you hear his maniacal laughter, further driving that spike of sheer absolute fear into your heart. Right before the moment of impact, you hear him yell out, "SHOW ME YA MOVES!"

    AND THEN HE FUCKING RUNS YOU OVER. AGAIN. JESUS FUCK.

    No, it's not enough that you get run over once. He does it TWICE. To make SURE that you're dead. Now you're on the brink of death, Captain Falcon is laughing into the breeze as he speeds away back to the battle, as you lay there in a gory pile of split flesh, and shattered bones, tire tracks left over your body. Yes. Tire tracks.

    CAPTAIN FALCON IS SO FUCKING BADASS THAT WHEN HE RUNS YOU OVER, HE LEAVES GODDAMN TIRE TREADS EVEN THOUGH HIS FUCKING CAR HAS NO. FUCKING. TIRES.

    FUCK.

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>>  Anonymous 08/03/02(Sun)18:28 No. 92767

    Captain Falcon really is my hero. He is a character that suits me perfectly, he is so ridiculously over the top it's not even funny. Here's a brief description of a new game intro he SHOULD have:

    The camera shows Captain Falcon many miles above the stage, falling at a rapid speed, while playing a flaming guitar with his teeth. He gets bored and throws the guitar at a nearby mountain, causing the mountain to explode. Only instead of debris, pornography comes flying out of the explosion, which Captain Falcon looks at while eating raw meat, drinking beer, and flexing his biceps.

    He gets bored with the pornography, so he destroys it all with his chest hair, which he can grow at will. He finishes his raw meat and beer, so he eats the beer glass, like a real man. He still has quite a long way to go before he crashes into the stage, so he starts striking manly poses, while shooting bullets out of his iron nipples. These bullets explode upon impact with the ground, launching a flaming truck into the air, straight towards Captain Falcon, who slices it in half before it can reach him with the force created by him flexing his pecks.

    As he passes the gas tank, which became detached, he falcon punches it causing it to explode with the force of a nuclear warhead. This propels Captain Falcon towards the stage at an incredible speed.

    Captain Falcon crashes into the stage with a pelvic thrust, done at near the speed of light. He climbs out of the crater he created, and flexes every muscle in his body at the same time. The incredible force created by this kills everyone within a 500 mile radius, and every female in the universe climaxes.

>>  Anonymous 08/03/02(Sun)18:29 No. 92772

    I want Captain Falcon's final smash to be an epic Falcon Punch. One that's accompanied by a thirty minute fully animated feature that has the budget of the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy put together times 2.
    The animation shows Falcon growing up, learning from his mentor how to be a strong fighter and to fight for what's right. Then, it shows whoever the opponent or opponents are show up and kill all of Falcon's friends and family. From there, things kick back into real time, and it shows tears streaming down Falcon's face as his mask explodes. He begins charging his punch, and in the background, images of his fallen friends and family and cheering him on.
    Then, he unleashes it. A Falcon Punch so powerful, that you have to drop your controller because it's shaking so hard. Your sound system explodes, no matter how high end it is. The last thing you see before your TV screen explodes is the enemy turn to dust as they are hit by a flaming falcon the size of the moon.

we now return you to your regular conversation...

WIN
WIN
WINNNN
Take four hiko cookies.
TAKE THEM

THE FUCK, DUDE?

You made me spray my Root Beer all over my fucking keyboard!

*wanders off to get some napkins*
*high-fives Niax*

Niax, you have been promoted to "A proud member of this site."

takes 4 cookies, returns high five, and accepts the title of 'proud member' knowingly keeping the title of 'thread and chat kira' and 'king of fail', knowing that by tomorrow in the chat he'll be putting his crown back on.

edit: also clams page, thinking this is the best day ever...



































...but then sees the four horsemen or the apocalypse on his front lawn, and the happy feeling was gone...

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I think F-Zero is a pretty cool guy. eh RUNS YOU THE FUCK DOWN and doesnt afraid of anything.

I would just like to point out IGN's review of SSBB has been up for a few days now: Review

found some of snake's intel on charecters, there are currently 6, but it looks like at least 7 are around...

this one shows that snake isn't as secure on his line as he thinks...

watching some of these, I can feel the voice actors die a little inside...

that or the owners of the snake franchise...

sorry for the double post, but this thread was about to dissapear, anyways...

I found some interesting info on kirby's and dedede's attacks...

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Kirby can use Swallow (B) to eat any item that can be picked up, except for
Pokeballs and Mr. Saturni.  Large, container items, such as crates, barrels,
boxes or party balls, take a bit longer to swallow.  Bombs or explosives
(e.g. Bobomb, mine or Snake's Grenade), will do 5 damage to Kirby upon being
swallowed.  Healing items such as food or hearts, and any status item (metal
block, mushroom, spicy curry, warpstar, lighting, stopwatch etc., NOT
Freezie, bunny hood, Franklin Badge or Screw Attack) will take effect upon
being eaten.  Kirby must be very close to swallow items, even closer than the
range required to pick them up using A, however, if multiple items are all
within this range, they can be swallowed simultaneously.

If Kirby uses Copy on Lucario, the resulting Aura Sphere (B) used by
Kirby will do a constant 7~18 damage (depending on charge), instead of
powering up the more damage is taken, like with Lucario.

If Kirby uses Copy on Olimar, then B just picks and throws a single Pikmin,
which immediately dies.  These pikmin do not latch on to enemies, but just
smack into them and send them flying like a Purple Pikmin.  They do the
following damage:
Red= 1
Yellow= 2 (high arc)
Blue= 3
White= 4 (fast, long range)
Purple= 5 (low range)

Well- I uh-

...I won the local 64-man tournament I was in. :'D

Also, I have my Brawl.

-Twi

(PS: The trophy's some little wrestling dude and it says 'Smash Bros - Local Legend of Wreckage' on the base.)

(PPS: From this point on I'll be adding Friend Codes for Brawl into the main post.)