Posts made by Mokujin

Oh, I totally suck at doing this...

How you say... "Bump...?"

"Freaking crap, you little brat!!!" shouted Tetsujin, now more fed up than ever by the brat's green-fanged assault. Patient as he was, he would no longer tolerate the massive degree of absolute stupidity that the little navi had been subjecting him to. Mokujin quickly slotted in his heatshot chip, and slowly the navi's right fist became engulfed in flame, visible heat spouting from it in every direction. Within seconds, Mokujin had already slotted in his Pulsar battle chip, the sonic energy forming around that navi's left hand. A mad charge ensued, Tetsujin's feet wildly pattering along the ground as he was locked into his target, prepared to drive both of his fists right into her face with maximum rage.

"You're ass is grass, you little brat! AND I'M THE LAWN MOWER, BITCH!!!"

Action1: Your ass is grass [Empower 2: +16 to all attacks this turn]
Action2: Heatshot on Ivy (40+16)*2(wood)*2(grass field) (224 damage total) A Accuracy
Action3: Pulsar on Ivy (70+16) A Accuracy

"ENOUGH WITH THE STABBING ALREADY!!!" shouted Tetsujin furiously, the wounds in his legs irritating him to no end as they began to itch. His angry expression shifted into a narrow glare as his hand extended outward, his claws spread outward, trembling with a stronger intent than ever. "You're seriously pissing me off, brat, and I'm finding it harder and harder to keep myself from killing you here and now..."

Making a swift dash, he quickly followed up with a leap into the air. He would feign a ferocious jump-kick that would allow him to pass up Ivy and perform a pair of consecutive slashes to her body that would quickly give him the upper hand, all while ready to avoid anything she'd throw at him.

Action1: Rage Claw Slash on Ivy (40). B Accuracy.
Action2: Rage Claw Slash on Ivy (40). B Accuracy.
Action3: Dodge
Free Action: Swordplay Dodge

Tetsujin's leg seared with pain from the vine's attack, and for this he was pissed. A cut from a plant will inevitably itch uncontrollably at some point or another.

"You little brat!" he shouted angrily, comedic flames spouting from his mouth as he shook his fist at the smaller navi in rage. "I'm gonna give you a spanking you'll never forget..."

He charged forth, running toward the girl at full speed with his plan already in mind; rage claws formed over his hands, prepared not to cut, but grasp. The moment he was close enough, he would swiftly grab hold of the girl and fiercely throw her into the distance; right into the shots that had been fired by Crown. This plan would be the ultimate beginning of his revenge for the torturous itch that the brat had dared to doom him to.

Action1: Rage Claw throw on Ivy (20) B Accuracy. Thrown at Crown's shots.
Action2: Rage Claw throw on Ivy (20) B Accuracy. Thrown at Crown's shots.
Action3: Dodge
Free Action: Swordplay Dodge

"Ha ha!" laughed Tetsujin, amused at the sight of the youthful navi trying to pick a fight with him. "I didn't know navis came in fun-size packages, now! Isn't it nap time for you right now?"

Of course, Tetsujin was no idiot. Well, actually, he was a complete idiot, but he at least had enough brain power to know not to leave his guard down. With an operator like Mokujin, doing so would result in experiences more unpleasant than one can normally imagine. Thus, he was prepared to react to the first sign of a threat in an instant, though his appearance and actions remained as relaxed and taunting as his usual behavior. Still, he truly had no interest in fighting against a little girl such as this.

Unless, of course...

Action1: Taunt/Dodge
Action2: Taunt/Dodge
Action3: Taunt/Dodge

In contrast to Crown's gentle approach, Tetsujin failed to give a damn about the plantlife before him, flowers flying in every direction as he shredded his way through the field at full speed.

"Way ahead of ya, pal." replied Tetsujin, having already started onward, eagerly awaiting another encounter with a powerful foe. His eyes shifted in every direction in hope of coming across a worthy source of action.

"Score!" shouted Tetsujin as the data of the virii dissipated at his fingertips, fist raised high above his head in triumph. "Takes more than your average joe virus to mess with this."

Turning his head, he had looked just in time to see Crown's assault on the remaining virus, shaking his head lightly at the methods chosen, while still maintaining a grin representing the inexplicable pleasure he was feeling as he fought.

Action1: Dodge
Action2: Dodge
Action3: Dodge

"Oh come on." mumbled Tetsujin, dusting off some of his torched clothing with some light pats of his hand, clouds of charred cloth floating and quickly fading into the air. "It's like you're not even trying."

As Tetsujin badmouthed his opponents, Mokujin slotted in 3 battlechips: a shotgun, a heatshot, and a cannon. If he hadn't, the navi was likely to blab onward for hours before actually getting on with the battle.

"Alright!" shouted the navi excitedly as his body began to flow with the power he received from the battlechips, fist clenching as he eyed his next target: the strongest virus of the bunch, the FishyEX. "Better get ready, cuz it's about to get violent in here!"

Quickly he leaped off in a rapid charge, the cracked ground beneath him caving in as he closed in on his prey, ready to tear it and everything around it apart with his might, swinging a destructive right hook that would lead into a devastating roundhouse, and, using the centrifugal force from the roundhouse, closing with a powerful left hook kick. Each blow possessed enough might to crush the hapless small-fry that were nearby.

Action1: Shotgun on FishyEX (50) + Spread1 on FishyA (50) A Accuracy
Action2: Heatshot on Fishy EX (40) + Spread1 on FishyB (40) A Accuracy
Action3: Cannon on Fishy EX (40)

Boredom...

I'm a man of fewer interests than most... Video games, writing, reading, and fighting... and those are about it... So why not blend it all together into an amalgamation of pure awesome...?

RPing lets me do that...

I couldn't care less about the opinions of others and the like; as long as I'm entertained by the action brought into being with these RPs, none of that other stuff really matters...

Boredom...

Tetsujin remained unimpressed by the large number of virii that had both him and Crown surrounded.

"I won't even bother waiting for you to come to me." he said in irritation. "You're goin' down in masses, bitches. Gimme a Lilbomb; it'll be all I'll need, for now."

Tetsujin's body quickly flared up with an aura of bright red, explosive energy filling his body as he charged toward the group of Oldstoves with tremendous speed, the distance between them closing quickly. The moment they were within range, Tetsujin would drive his fist into the nearest Oldstove with maximum force, and the impact would be followed with an explosion that would engulf the other two in a cloud of destruction.

Action1: Take Aim (Accuracy up 1 rank)
Action2: Take Aim (Accuracy up 2 ranks)
Action3: Lilbomb on OldstoveA (50) A Accuracy (C+2 Aim) +Blast2 on OldstoveB and C (50)

"Finally!" shouted Tetsujin, having completely ignored the lecture of respect and honor having that Crown had been spouting. "Those asses won't kick themselves!"

As always, his energy was at the utmost, fists swinging through the air in hopeful anticipation of raw action coming his way, a swift display of shadowboxing techniques to keep himself warm and prepared for another crushing victory. He could only hope that the next set of opponents was worthy of his time.

"Your 'lord'? Sheesh, dude. You'll play this knight role to the grave, huh?" replied Tetsujin, blinking momentarily in awe of the navi's... vocabulary. "Well, whatever. I'll wait, but don't expect me to wait too long. The viruses won't exactly be patient either, should they try to kill us at any given moment, so you tell your 'lord' to hurry the hell up."

"Hm... chivalry. Could be a useful concept for you to pick up, Tetsujin." said Mokujin to his in a twisted sort of tease. "Perhaps you should..."

"How's about you take your ideas and stick them in the deepest reaches of your ass!" responded Tetsujin, shaking his fist in his operator's direction furiously as he vented his anger. "Grrrr... that bastard doesn't know how lucky he is that I can't go out there and give him a real thrashing. His day will come; oh will his day come..."

"Ha. I totally dealt the final blow." said Tetsujin, crossing his arms in proclamation of his triumph. "Those losers didn't know what hit em'. And to think, if it weren't for me, you'd probably find your ass back in your PET right about now. Man, I rule."

Born from his excitement came an array of somersaults, finely displaying his keenly honed acrobatic skills; every leap and bound fluidly and gracefully molded itself into a magnificent aerial sweep, yet always ended in a clean, flawless landing.

"There had better be something tougher ahead. I'm getting bored with all of his lameness."

"In closing..." said Tetsujin as his claws cleaved through the Pulsbat that he had just finished. "All you suckers are served!!!"

Using the remaining force from his finishing blow as momentum, Tetsujin eagerly drove himself toward the descending pulsbat, wind howling as it passed between his claws at high speed, his hair wilding flapping in the wind as he prepared himself to pierce through his target with maximum destructive force. As he did, Mokujin slotted in a cannon chip, just for the sake of adding to the already heavily destructive power of the attack. It was time for him to hit game point.

Action1: Rage Claw slash on Pulsbat B (40) B Accuracy
Action2: Rage Claw slash on Pulsbat B (40) B Accuracy
Action3: Cannon on Pulsbat B (40) A Accuracy
Free Action: Swordplay Dodge

"Is that it? And here I was thinking that the fight would last longer..." said Tetsujin, disappointed in the utter lack of strength his opponents possessed. "I guess I'm just too strong for my own good."

His knuckles crackling beneath his claws, Tetsujin's attention returned to the nearby Pulsebat, his demonic grin expanding as he charged forth in a burst of speed, his arm extended in preparation for a furious wave of slashes, intent upon shredding his opponent into confetti within seconds; a move that would transform into a swift pass to add a mighty bit of flair to his motions.

"I win again..."

Action1: Rage Claw slash on Pulsbat A (40) B Accuracy
Action2: Rage Claw slash on Pulsbat A (40) B Accuracy
Action3: Rage Claw slash on Pulsbat A (40) B Accuracy
Free Action: Swordplay Dodge

"Lecturing me, even after getting a face full of ghost tongue?" laughed Tetsujin as he regained his posture. "You're quite the comedian, Knight boy. Be more concerned about yourself."

It was clear to Tetsujin that Crown had been weakened considerably. At this point, it would take little to knock him out of the game for good. Thus, he'd do one of the things he did best: piss off his enemy.

"Heatshot, Shotgun" he said, signaling Mokujin to slot in the respective battle chips, resulting in the navi's left and right clawed fists burning bright red with explosive power. "Time to garner a bit of attention..."

With those words, he performed a deadly cross with his left, aimed to the face of the metool he had injured; an attack that would result in a devastating explosion near it, likely to damage the Spooky in that position. Using the momentum from that blow would result in a powerful spin of the body, performing a powerful hook that would result in a potent explosion of flame, meant to engulf the two Pulsbats he aimed for.

Even if the attacks didn't hit their mark, the large portrayal of their effects would result in the attention of the virii to likely be drawn to Tetsujin's position.

Action1: Shotgun on MetoolB (50) + Spread1 on Spooky (50) A Accuracy
Action2: Heatshot on Pulsbat A (40) + Spread on Pusbat B (40) A Accuracy
Action3: Dodge

"Tch, more wimps." said Tetsujin in irritation, waving his hand in the direction of the group of virii, wrist relaxed in the act of the classic "limp wrist" taunt. "It's a shame, really."

"Finish it quickly..." said Mokujin, inserting the Rage Claw chip into his PET as he gave his orders. "And try not to get hurt this time..."

"Yaddayadda..." responded the navi as he made a quick dash toward the first target, trailing dust in short burst of speed, the Rage Claws forming around his hands in a swirling flash of data. He'd begin quick stab aimed to go through the Metool's face, followed by a toss in the air that would then close with a powerful swipe; a shot intended for the kill. Normally he'd add more flair, but with the number of enemies surrounding him, he knew to maintain some degree of defense, and was prepared to dodge anything that may come his way.

Action1: Rage Claw slash on Metool B (40) B Accuracy
Action2: Rage Claw slash on Metool B (40) B Accuracy
Action3: Dodge
Free Action: Swordplay Dodge

"Blah, blah, blah..." mumbled Tetsujin waving his hand in expression of his irritation, leaning against a nearby wall out of boredom. "Now that ol' hero of justice is gone, can we move on? My blood/ass-kicking level has diminished a whole .10 in this short period of time, and I the side-effects of the deficiency is me getting very pissed off."

The navi then proceeded to punch in the wall, leaving a large hole in the wake of his fist as he settled himself down.

"Another group bites the dust." said Tetsujin, calmly patting his hands together in a simulation of hand dusting. "But sheesh, who the hell was that trying to interfere with my fun? These deadbeats had more fight in them before that guy came along. Damn party crashers."

"He was strong..." said Mokujin quietly, drifting into deep thought momentarily. "You parade around proclaiming your strength to the world, and yet you get upstaged by the cliche mysterious stranger... Disappointing, Tetsujin..."

"HEY!" responded the navi, pointing angrily at his operator through the screen of his PET. "Don't go dissing me, pretty boy. It's not like it's my fault you did what you did to me..."

"Only you are to blame for your failures... As you learn your lesson, you will slowly regain what you lost..."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just make sure it happens. Things are nowhere near as fun this way..."