Oh, I totally suck at doing this...

How you say... "Bump...?"

"Freaking crap, you little brat!!!" shouted Tetsujin, now more fed up than ever by the brat's green-fanged assault. Patient as he was, he would no longer tolerate the massive degree of absolute stupidity that the little navi had been subjecting him to. Mokujin quickly slotted in his heatshot chip, and slowly the navi's right fist became engulfed in flame, visible heat spouting from it in every direction. Within seconds, Mokujin had already slotted in his Pulsar battle chip, the sonic energy forming around that navi's left hand. A mad charge ensued, Tetsujin's feet wildly pattering along the ground as he was locked into his target, prepared to drive both of his fists right into her face with maximum rage.

"You're ass is grass, you little brat! AND I'M THE LAWN MOWER, BITCH!!!"

Action1: Your ass is grass [Empower 2: +16 to all attacks this turn]
Action2: Heatshot on Ivy (40+16)*2(wood)*2(grass field) (224 damage total) A Accuracy
Action3: Pulsar on Ivy (70+16) A Accuracy

"ENOUGH WITH THE STABBING ALREADY!!!" shouted Tetsujin furiously, the wounds in his legs irritating him to no end as they began to itch. His angry expression shifted into a narrow glare as his hand extended outward, his claws spread outward, trembling with a stronger intent than ever. "You're seriously pissing me off, brat, and I'm finding it harder and harder to keep myself from killing you here and now..."

Making a swift dash, he quickly followed up with a leap into the air. He would feign a ferocious jump-kick that would allow him to pass up Ivy and perform a pair of consecutive slashes to her body that would quickly give him the upper hand, all while ready to avoid anything she'd throw at him.

Action1: Rage Claw Slash on Ivy (40). B Accuracy.
Action2: Rage Claw Slash on Ivy (40). B Accuracy.
Action3: Dodge
Free Action: Swordplay Dodge

Tetsujin's leg seared with pain from the vine's attack, and for this he was pissed. A cut from a plant will inevitably itch uncontrollably at some point or another.

"You little brat!" he shouted angrily, comedic flames spouting from his mouth as he shook his fist at the smaller navi in rage. "I'm gonna give you a spanking you'll never forget..."

He charged forth, running toward the girl at full speed with his plan already in mind; rage claws formed over his hands, prepared not to cut, but grasp. The moment he was close enough, he would swiftly grab hold of the girl and fiercely throw her into the distance; right into the shots that had been fired by Crown. This plan would be the ultimate beginning of his revenge for the torturous itch that the brat had dared to doom him to.

Action1: Rage Claw throw on Ivy (20) B Accuracy. Thrown at Crown's shots.
Action2: Rage Claw throw on Ivy (20) B Accuracy. Thrown at Crown's shots.
Action3: Dodge
Free Action: Swordplay Dodge

"Ha ha!" laughed Tetsujin, amused at the sight of the youthful navi trying to pick a fight with him. "I didn't know navis came in fun-size packages, now! Isn't it nap time for you right now?"

Of course, Tetsujin was no idiot. Well, actually, he was a complete idiot, but he at least had enough brain power to know not to leave his guard down. With an operator like Mokujin, doing so would result in experiences more unpleasant than one can normally imagine. Thus, he was prepared to react to the first sign of a threat in an instant, though his appearance and actions remained as relaxed and taunting as his usual behavior. Still, he truly had no interest in fighting against a little girl such as this.

Unless, of course...

Action1: Taunt/Dodge
Action2: Taunt/Dodge
Action3: Taunt/Dodge

In contrast to Crown's gentle approach, Tetsujin failed to give a damn about the plantlife before him, flowers flying in every direction as he shredded his way through the field at full speed.

"Way ahead of ya, pal." replied Tetsujin, having already started onward, eagerly awaiting another encounter with a powerful foe. His eyes shifted in every direction in hope of coming across a worthy source of action.

"Score!" shouted Tetsujin as the data of the virii dissipated at his fingertips, fist raised high above his head in triumph. "Takes more than your average joe virus to mess with this."

Turning his head, he had looked just in time to see Crown's assault on the remaining virus, shaking his head lightly at the methods chosen, while still maintaining a grin representing the inexplicable pleasure he was feeling as he fought.

Action1: Dodge
Action2: Dodge
Action3: Dodge

"Oh come on." mumbled Tetsujin, dusting off some of his torched clothing with some light pats of his hand, clouds of charred cloth floating and quickly fading into the air. "It's like you're not even trying."

As Tetsujin badmouthed his opponents, Mokujin slotted in 3 battlechips: a shotgun, a heatshot, and a cannon. If he hadn't, the navi was likely to blab onward for hours before actually getting on with the battle.

"Alright!" shouted the navi excitedly as his body began to flow with the power he received from the battlechips, fist clenching as he eyed his next target: the strongest virus of the bunch, the FishyEX. "Better get ready, cuz it's about to get violent in here!"

Quickly he leaped off in a rapid charge, the cracked ground beneath him caving in as he closed in on his prey, ready to tear it and everything around it apart with his might, swinging a destructive right hook that would lead into a devastating roundhouse, and, using the centrifugal force from the roundhouse, closing with a powerful left hook kick. Each blow possessed enough might to crush the hapless small-fry that were nearby.

Action1: Shotgun on FishyEX (50) + Spread1 on FishyA (50) A Accuracy
Action2: Heatshot on Fishy EX (40) + Spread1 on FishyB (40) A Accuracy
Action3: Cannon on Fishy EX (40)

Boredom...

I'm a man of fewer interests than most... Video games, writing, reading, and fighting... and those are about it... So why not blend it all together into an amalgamation of pure awesome...?

RPing lets me do that...

I couldn't care less about the opinions of others and the like; as long as I'm entertained by the action brought into being with these RPs, none of that other stuff really matters...

Boredom...