The Wild & Crazy Adventures of Beatfridge and Red

"And now you DIE!" Red yelled, activating the FireTower chip Shin had given her. A roaring array of flaming columns erupted out of the ground and marched devastatingly toward the IronShield group. With each step, the flames crackled and grumbled in glee as they began their wanton destruction. Could the IronShield's survive it? Only time would tell.

Red checked around the area and quickly pulled out something from her picnic basket and hid it in her cape. If something attacked, they would soon have a swarm of bees in their faces.

Myun zipped toward one of the Handys and delivered a direct uppercut to its palm, before lashing out with the fists on her ears at the same Handy. Satisfied, the boxing bunny flipped back to avoid any other attack.

The wind swirled around Red's feet, ready to carry her out of the way if need be.

-END TURN SPLICE-
Turn Summary:
4. FireTower1 IronShield Group [100 Fire + Piercing + Group Attack + Ground Attack]
5. RiskyHoney1 [Block one hit and counter with 5x10 Wood DMG]
*Gust: Dodge

Myun's Actions:
*Run Myun Run [Movement to get into Melee Range of HandyA]
1. Attack HandyA [35 DMG]
*Rhythm Boxing tp Handy A [20 DMG]
3. Dodge
((Hi guys, someone mind modding?))
((The rhyming is done, the modding is here
Sadly neither one should fill you with cheer...))

Unfortunately, everything went wrong.

No one could have expected that the areagrab effect wouldn't carry both navis. The effect only applied to the user, so Beatnik was left behind.

This made it slightly more awkward when Red chucked air angrily at the UFOs.

Beatnik's thrusters still went off, and she managed to get to the UFOs, after breaking past the IronShields. (Which she did no damage to, of course, as the things are TANKS).

Do to the forced improvisional nature of the attack, and likely some sort of startling sensation the Fridge may have experienced when the plan failed, it only succeeded in hitting one of it's targets. A poor little UFO was vaporized.

The other UFOs, now angry, flew at the two. One who had seen Red throw nothing at them zoomed over to her, and stole her beloved FireTower1 chip. The others swarmed the fridge. They stole one of her two cannons and her rageclaw chip, too. A handy laid down a bomb in front of the IronShields.

Red was now without a second chip, and was forced to not use it. It did allow her time to spot another bomb laid behind her, and a third that was placed in the center of the group of enemies.

Myun then swiftly damaged the Handy with a one two little combo, and avoided the attacks that didn't get directed at her. (Apparently she just isn't much of a target).

Red then stored her little beehive or whatever under her cape, but nothing had attacked her yet, and the big old Ironshields seemed to still be in shock from the teleport maneuver. They'd get over it, as could be seen from them turning around, but didn't have time to fire.

Beatnik then opened up wide and fired her remaining cannon at a Handy, the only one who was yet to lay his bomb. The Handy got himself hit, but in his anger, he struck a horrible counter blow...

With the doors still open, the Handy teleported over and laid a bomb inside Beatfridge. That couldn't be good for the poor girl's innards. And she only had two turns before it blew!

Oh my, whatever could be done next.

BATTLE SUMMARY:
Allies:

Red: 190 HP [RISKYHONEY active still]
Beatnik: 100 [BOMB ON THE INSIDE!]
Myun: 90 [Near HandyA]

Enemies:

IronshieldA: 120 HP [All are now facing Red&Beatnik]
IronshieldB: 120 HP
IronshieldC: 120 HP
IronshieldD: 120 HP
HandyA: 25 HP [With Myun]
HandyB: 80 HP [Placed bomb in front of Ironshields]
HandyC: 40 HP [Innerbomb placer]
HandyD: 80 HP [Behind Red]
RedUFOA: 80 HP [STOLE CANNON]
RedUFOB: 80 HP [STOLE FIRETOWER]
RedUFOC: -DELETED-
RedUFOD: 80 HP [STOLE RAGECLAW]
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CountbombA: 50 HP [In middle of the enemies] [0/2]
CountbombB: 50 HP [Behind Ironshield line] [0/2]
CountBombC: 50 HP [Inside Beatnik] [0/2]
CountbombD: 50 HP[Behind Red] [0/2]


Terrain:
100% normal [everywhere]
"Ok, plan B. Keep that door open, Miss Fridge! I'll get that out soon!" Red grunted, pissed off at the UFOs. The crimson crusader reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a metal canister, before abruptly slamming it into the ground, the floor undulating in the direction of the UFOs before erupting into three columns of caramel under the viruses. The sticky, sugary substance wreathed and transformed into the vines, snatching at the UFOs and attempting with all their might to hold them in place.

Taking this chance, Red blew herself next to Beatfridge and tried to take hold of the bomb inside her ally by using her Rageclaw powered hand. Yelling with all her might as she strained her augmented muscles, the red-caped wonder sent the supposedly held bomb flying at the other bomb in the middle of the enemies. Her purpose was unknown, but it seems everybody would have to wait. In the meanwhile, Myun decided to make a slam down on the Handy next to her, sending a powerful punch the virus' way. The support program then dashed toward the third Handy and sent it a one-two punch from her ears before attacking with a rolling uppercut. Hopefully that would take care of two.

Activating an Elecsword that Shin had sent her a while ago, Red charged into battle toward the UFOs and leaped sideways in the air while performing a twisting spin, revolving quickly as her sword sparked menacingly. A large cleaving sound was heard throughout the net as Red delivered her blow to the opponents, but had she hit?

Not wasting any time, the fairy-tale fighter transformed her Rageclaw into a three-pronged shuriken and twirled it over her head before sending it spinning around the battlefield at the numerous Countbombs placed in various locations. The threatening hum of the Boomerang stayed constant as it attempted to cut down the nuisance-inducing objects.

Turn Summary:
1. Caramel stickiness to RedUFOA,B,C [Stun to each]
*Gust: Tactical Move toward Beatnik
2. Grab CountbombC and take it out of Beatnik
3. Rageclaw throw CountbombC to CountbombA [20 DMG to each + Impact]
4. Elecsword RedUFOA,B,C [80 Elec DMG]
*Deactivate Rageclaw
5. Boomerang1 at Countbomb group [60 Wood DMG]

Myun's Actions
1. Attack HandyA [35 DMG]
*Run Myun Run: Tactical Movement toward HandyC
*Rhythm Boxing to HandyC [2x10 DMG]
2. Attack HandyC [35 DMG]
"Hurry up and get this thing outta me!" Beatfridge wailed. The door creaked on its hinges as she spun around frantically, hoping that the bomb would just fall out or something. Red was coming to take care of it. At which point had they actually become good enough friends to accomodate for this sort of thing? And since when was she actually trusting Red far enough to get this stupid bomb out of her in time?

"You had better help out," Antoinette suggested.

"How!? I've got a friggin'--"

"I'm sending the Fireburn. See what you can do about those Handies. If you can finish them off, that will be the only bomb you'll have to pull out of yourself."

Beatfridge grumbled something about this being Toni's fault in the first place for making her a fridge as she initialized the chip data. The freezer door that was her face flipped open, and a column of fire shot out to spiral in the Handies' direction. The flame roared for a moment, and then fizzled out as if a valve had been turned. A moment later, a Shotgun blast whistled out in the fire's wake.

She pulled the freezer door shut and started squeaking off as quickly as she could. No doubt the viruses were going to take a second crack at annihilating her and Red, so she may as well get out of Dodge before it was too late.

1. Fireburn1 @ HandyB, HandyC, HandyD (50 FIRE damage)
2. Shotgun @ HandyD (50 NORMAL damage + splash1)
*Gust: Dodge
3. Dodge
Red causes some caramel to rise from the ground and the goo wraps itself around the UFOs, holding them in place. She then manages to sugerically remove the bomb from inside Beat and chuck it at the one of the other bombs. She then slashes at the UFos, though the swing isn't quite wide enough to take down all three. The one with the rageclaw still remains. Meanwhile, Myun got rowdy and took down one of the Handies while injuring another. Red flings a suri-rang at the bombs and manages to destroy three of them, making her group almost safe. Beat takes her turn now, firing some fire at the Handies. It washes over two of the viruses, causing severe burns. She also fires a shotgun, which nails the Handy that has yet to be touched. Luckily, Red had moved out of the way before she fires it. The Handy lays another bomb, while two of the Ironshields attack. The first fires a pair of shots at Beat. She dodges the first but not the second. The other virus fires a round as well. One shot hits the Riskyhoney, causing a bunch of bees to come out and slam into its shield. This causes the hunk of metal to rise and the beast takes some damage from the bees that still hang around. The second blast comes down and with the defense now gone, both Red and Myun take a bit of damage.

Red: 180 HP
Beatnik: 90
Myun: 90 [Near HandyA]

IronshieldA: 120 HP [All are now facing Red&Beatnik]
IronshieldB: 120 HP
IronshieldC: 95 HP (shiled up)
IronshieldD: 120 HP
HandyA: DELETED!
HandyB: 30 HP
HandyC: DELETED!
HandyD: 30 HP
RedUFOA: DELETED!
RedUFOB: DELETED!
RedUFOC: -DELETED-
RedUFOD: 80 HP [STOLE RAGECLAW] (stun)
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CountbombA: DELETED!
CountbombB: 50 HP [Behind Ironshield line] [1/2]
CountBombC: DELETED!
CountbombD: DELETED!
CountbombE: 50 [in front of navis] (0/2)


Terrain:
100% normal
"Ugh, that stung a bit," Red grimaced as she took a step back as the Ironshield's mortar bombs hit her. A ray of sunshine coaxed her broken data back to their proper places as she observed the battlefield.

"Let's kick things up a notch. Myun! Red! Combine your powers!" Shin ordered, sending in three chips.

"Alright! Alright! I've been waiting for this!" the crimson crusader cheered enthusiastically, electricity crackling around her. Dashing at the remaining UFO, Red grinned as she took tight hold of her Elecsword and leaped up toward the virus' position. Letting out a fierce warcry, the wind navi cut down with all her might at the UFO, hoping to end its existence once and for all.

"Heh Heh, this battle's going out with a bang!" Myun commented, taking a whirling punch at another Handy before slamming the ground and sending a pink wave of energy toward Red. Catching the energy with her left hand, the red-caped wonder condensed the energy into a small swirling tornado, while electricity built up around her right. Gracefully bringing her arms upward, the fairy-tale fighter fused the energies together, creating a large mass of dangerous plasma, all ready for those Ironshields.

"Sing me one beautiful song!" Red chanted pleasantly.

"One more beautiful song, coming right up!" Shin said, singing along.

"Here we go! One more beautiful song!" the red-cloaked warrior shouted, sending the mass of electricity screaming at the Ironshields, hoping to damage them quite sufficiently. Myun, in the meanwhile, bounced over to the other Handy and sent a great rolling uppercut to the virus, before skidding away.

"Ring around the roses!" Red sang, bringing up two dragons of water from behind her.

"Pocket full of posies!" Shin chanted along, which prompted his navi to send crashing waves forth at the Ironshields, hoping to take advantage of the effects of her last attack and finish them off once and for all. The wave roared in a menacing harmony as they descended upon the Ironshields, aiming to crush them once and for all.

"Alright Miss Fridge, have a song you'd to request?" Red asked cheerfully to her ally as she watched for signs of enemy attack. The wind gathered below her feet, just in case she needed to move.

Turn Summary:
*Sunshiny Day: Passive Heal 15
1. Elecsword to RedUFOD [80 Elec DMG]
2*. Break Elecreel to Ironshield group, centered on IronshieldC [80 Elec Break DMG]
3. Wideshot1 to IronshieldA,B,C [60 Aqua DMG]
4. Wideshot1 to IronshieldD,C,B [60 Aqua DMG]
5. Dodge
*Gust: Dodge

Myun's Actions:
1. Attack HandyB [35 DMG]
2. Attack HandyD [35 DMG]
*Smash: Add Break to Elecreel1
*Run Myun Run: Tactical movement away from attacks.
"So when'd the rabbit start talking?" Beatfridge muttered to herself. She flattened her hand out to push it into the lock on her -- wait, no hands. She snorted. This appliance deal really was the shaft. She had to pass up on all the flash and just go straight to opening her SigAttack data.

"Yeah, uh," Beatfridge chipped in when she realized that she was being talked to, "Errr, how's that go..."

She got a rolling start. Her magnetic field focused itself underneath her, and launched the fridge into the air. She sailed above the Ironshields. It was a vantage point from which she could have taken advantage, but Red had already ensured that the viruses wouldn't need any further attention. Instead, Beatfridge was looking in the direction of the Countbomb that her ally had landed behind enemy lines.

"Ashes, ashes, we all fall TECHNO WALTZ!"

A pillar of concentrated electricity screamed out of the fridge. If that didn't eliminate the threat, Beatfridge had no idea what the hell was going to.

"What's the song that kills everything we meet?" she called smarmily back to Red as the fridge started to lose momentum and drop out of the air.

1. Dodge
*Gust: Dodge
2. Charge Techno Waltz
3. First Lock: Techno Waltz @ CountbombB (90 ELEC damage)
((Trying to mod this, but I can't find how you're adding break to your elecreel))
((Argh, sorry, It's my support program's power. Fixed. DX ))
One after another, Beatnik and Red's attacks met with success with all of the deadliness of a flying, singing fridge. Red successfully bladed the remaining UFO out of the air, then took care of the ranks of IronShields. The forces were thoroughly ravaged before putting back up their shields. The final remaining IronShield virus, spewing sparks everywhere from its poor timing in putting its shield back down, managed some weak shots towards Beatnik, but missed terribly.

The remaining bomb gave a small "tick" as it counted further down.

Red: 190 HP
Beatnik: 90
Myun: 90 [Near HandyA]

IronshieldA: 60 HP (shield down) [All are now facing Red&Beatnik]
IronshieldB: DELETED!
IronshieldC: DELETED!
IronshieldD: DELETED!
HandyA: DELETED!
HandyB: DELETED
HandyC: DELETED!
HandyD: DELETED
RedUFOA: DELETED!
RedUFOB: DELETED!
RedUFOC: -DELETED-
RedUFOD: DELETED[STOLE RAGECLAW]
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CountbombA: DELETED!
CountbombB: DELETED!
CountBombC: DELETED!
CountbombD: DELETED!
CountbombE: 50 [in front of navis] (1/2)

Terrain:
100% normal
"Hm, I think it goes something along the lines of..." Red mused, replying to Beatfridge's request as the last of the viruses stood with its shield down.

"This hand of mine is burning red!" Myun called, rushing from her position in the battlefield toward the Ironshield, clenching her fist as charging it with pink energy.

"Oh right! It's loud roar tells me to defeat you!" the crimson crusader said, chanting along as she dashed over to the Ironshield, right fist bursting aflame.

"Erupting!" Myun shouted, jumping into the air while winding her left fist back as she soared toward the Ironshield.

"Double!" the red-caped wonder followed, bringing her right fist into an uppercut.

"BURNING FINGER!" the navi and support unit shouted, smashing their fists into the Ironshield, hoping to end its existence once and for all.

"And now, Heat End!" the two yelled, Red following through with smashing a Cannonball at the Ironshield while Myun beat down with her ear fists. The assailants jumped back as Red shot a ball of healing energy at Beatnik in preparation for their next battle. Ensuring their safety, Shin had slotted in the MarkCannon chip, which she then whipped out dramatically from her picnic basket and pointed it in the last Countbomb's direction, waiting for the sound of the confirmed Lock-on and pulled the trigger.

"How was that, Miss Fridge?" the fairy-tale fighter inquired to her ally, casting aside the bazooka, pleased with her performance, no matter how ridiculous it was.

Turn Summary:
1. Tactical Movement toward IronshieldA
2. Firehit1 to IronshieldA [60 Fire DMG]
3. Cannonball to IronshieldA [150 DMG + Break + Impact]
4. Recov80 to Beatnik [Heal 80 HP]
5. MarkCannon1 to CountbombE [70 DMG + Seeking + Lock-On]
*Gust: Dodge

Myun's Actions:
*Run Myun Run: Tactical Movement toward IronshieldA
1*. Break Attack to IronshieldA [35 Break DMG]
*Rhythm Boxing to IronshieldA [2x10 DMG]
2. Dodge
"Uhhh."

There was nothing left for Beatfridge to do. The latest volley of attacks by Red would be more than enough to reduce the single remaining Ironshield into a fine paste. So what was Beatfridge...supposed to do?

Well, Red had a rabbit. That rabbit had taken a bit of a smack a little while ago. It wasn't anything...greivous, just a nick. But hey, it was an injury, and injuries needed some heals.

Besides, Beatfridge would be able to get herself off the hook for that Ratty.

"Hey, bunny," Beatfridge called. She booted up her other Signature program. Out of the fridge dropped what looked very much like a mangled slice of pie. "You want that? It's yours."

Well, at least she was trying. There was only so much you could do when you were a refrigerator.

1. Second Lock: Jitterbug Remix @ Myun (heal 30 HP)
2. Dodge
3. Dodge
*Gust: Dodge
((You two are aware of the live bomb practically sitting on your laps, right?))
((You do realize that the bomb is deactivated when the battle's over, right? At least, that's what happened in the games.))

EDIT: ((WAAAAARGH, FIXED.))
Red springs into action, pelting the downed virus with a hail of fire before healing Beatfridge and finishing off the timebomb with a machine gun. Beatfridge returns the favor by healing up Red's bunny SP. Laying before the pair is a mass of wasted virii, and sifting through the debris supplies plenty of goodies for everyone!

Victory!

IronshieldA: DELETED
IronshieldB: DELETED!
IronshieldC: DELETED!
IronshieldD: DELETED!
HandyA: DELETED!
HandyB: DELETED
HandyC: DELETED!
HandyD: DELETED
RedUFOA: DELETED!
RedUFOB: DELETED!
RedUFOC: -DELETED-
RedUFOD: DELETED[STOLE RAGECLAW]
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CountbombA: DELETED!
CountbombB: DELETED!
CountBombC: DELETED!
CountbombD: DELETED!
CountbombE: DELETED

Terrain:
100% normal

Red: 190 HP Rewards: TimeBomb1, 900z, 5FXP
Beatnik: 100 HP Rewards: IronShield1, 750z, 5FXP
Myun: 90 HP Rewards: 56 BugFrags
"Wahoo! We did it Miss Fridge!" Red cheered.

"So, let's go forward! This will be great!" the crimson crusader prompted.

[Battle 4, I guess]
"Gah," panted Beatfridge. "That was a hell of a lot closer than it had to be."

She downloaded the Zenny and Chip data to Toni's PET. "Not a bad haul, huh?" she asked smarmily of her Operator. On the other end of the comm line, a chair scraped.

"Oh, you made it," Antoinette said in a distinctly bored tone of voice.

"The hell you get off to?"

It was no use. Toni had already gotten down to installing the new upgrades. Beatfridge made a snorting noise of contempt. The Navi looked back at Red.

"Great, yeah. Let's roll."

[Battle 4.]
They don't tread too far until they are ambushed by a bunch of viruses! GunnerEX viruses are just everywhere, but they really can't do anything since they're immobile. HOWEVER! All of the Gunners are paired with MagTect viruses and VaccumFans, which has the power to magnetically pull their enemies closer!

This isn't the best time to be a fridge, if you ask me.

GunnerEX A: 90
GunnerEX B: 90
GunnerEX C: 90
GunnerEX D: 90
GunnerEX E: 90
GunnerEX F: 90
MagTectA: 90
MagTectB: 90
MagTectC: 90
MagTectD: 90
MagTectE: 90
MagTectF: 90
VacuumFanA: 100
VacuumFanB: 100

Red: 190
Beatnik: 100
Myun: 90

Terrain: 100% Normal
Red grimaced as they came upon the force of virii. The Gunners were fine, the Magtects were no problem...

...but she really wished those VacuumFans wouldn't suck wind so hard so she wouldn't have to cover her skirt.

"Those things... are really annoying," the crimson crusader pouted as she glared at the wind-pulling enemies.

"It's not like anyone should be looking," Shin commented, making Red blush really hard.

"Augh! Just... get me something to get rid of them already!" the fairy-tale fighter yelled, irritated and red-in-the-face.

"Alright, alright! This might work," the self-proclaimed ace replied, putting his hands up in the air after he slotted in three chips.

"A RiskyHoney? Miss Fridge! Take this! It'll need some cooling!" Red called to her ally, sending the Honeycomb to her ally in order to protect her. "After I take care of these guys, go after those gunners, ok?" the red-caped wonder instructed, before disappearing in the blink of an eye.

Reappearing behind the VacuumFans, the wind mistress took a deep breath and punched the ground, really hard.

Suddenly, Babel Tower-sized columns of lava erupted out from underneath the surface of the battlefield, aimed directly at the VaccumFans, attempting to incinerate them with the superheat bursting from the volcanic energy Red had created with the use of her FireTower chip. All she could do was hope it went well.

Shin slotted another chip into the PET, the Boomerang this time. Red would aim for all those Magtects in one shot. She could only pray for success as the wooden implement was produced from her picnic basket and begun to start twirling above her head.

"Come on, make this work..." Red mumbled to herself, taking aim at the Magtects with deep concentration.

"Go for it!" Shin commanded, unnecessarily selecting all the Magtects on his Holoscreen.

"Take this!" the crimson crusader yelled, sending the Boomerang screaming through the air, emanating a deadly hum that emitted from its threatening spinning motion. Truly a buzzsaw blade flying through the air. Would the Magtects survive it? This team sure hope they won't.

Just to make sure, Myun took quick boxing steps toward one of the Gunner's positions and sent a devastating punch to the machine's base, before attacking it with its ears.

Both navi and support unit strafed back, one with the power of wind, and one on physical speed. Now the fridge would have to move.

Turn Summary:
1. Hand RiskyHoney1 to Beatnik [Counter for 5x10 Wood DMG]
2. Areagrab behind VaccumFans [Tactical Movement, Teleport, Dodge, +1 Accuracy]
3. Firetower1 to VaccumFan group [100 Fire DMG + Piercing + Ground Attack + Group Attack]
4. Take Aim at Magtect Group [+1 Accuracy]
5. Boomerang1 at Magtect Group [60 Wood DMG x2 (Elemental Weakness) = 120 DMG]
*Gust: Dodge

Myun's Actions:
*Run Myun Run: Movement to get in Melee Range of GunnerF
1. Attack GunnerF [35 DMG]
*Rhythm Boxing to GunnerF [2x10 DMG]
2. Dodge