It's not magic! It's science!

The elecreel hits all three targets, and the blue one immediately explodes into several parts, leaving only the head fully intact. Then the wideshot also hits all three targets, having a similar effect on the other three. That was pretty pathetic.

Red continues on, seeing no sign of the five heelnavis from earlier. Suddenly, a massive energy blast hits her in the back.

"Where do you think you're going?" comes a deep voice from behind her. She turns around only to see a large hulking figure, three times the size of a normal heelnavi and appearing to be made of the remains of the original four. "We will not die so easily!" came its voice again, though the tone had shifted slightly. Red looked up at the thing's head to see that it was actually all four of the Elite Heelnavi Squad member's heads stacked one atop the other.

Oh yeah, definitely something wrong here.


Elite Heelnavi Squad - Conglomerate: 500

Red: 110
"They-" Shin started, appalled.
"Combined?" Red gasped as she winced from the beam impact from earlier. This was definitely a problem.
"But they've assembled into one," Shin grinned, thinking of something.
"What? Oh yeah!" Red piped, getting the same idea as Shin.
"Go for it Red, show them that combining into one being will be their undoing!" Shin yelled, preparing chips for a follow up maneuver.
"Say goodbye to the happy feeling in your legs! Caramel Stickiness!" the red-caped wonder shouted as she slammed a metal canister, that she had just recently extracted from her picnic basket, into the ground. Suddenly, a wave of sugary substance descended on the monstrosity's legs, attempting to bind it in place for a solid amount of time.
"Let's hit him with all we got! Battlechips GO!" Shin ordered, sending three chips into his PET and sitting back to watch the action.
"Surefire shot!" the wind navi yelled, pulling out a bazooka from her basket and letting the aiming vectors do their job to lock onto the fusioned navi's body. "FIRE!" Red yelled as she pulled the trigger, sending a giant blast of energy searing through the air, aiming to create a large impact of hurt on her opponent.
"Let's see you attack this time!" the crimson crusader taunted, pulling out two beehives out of her basket and holding them up like shields in front of her. She waited, gathring wind around her feet as a preparation to move at the moment the beehives were hit and the bees swarmed the enemy.
All she could do was wait for that moment.

Turn Summary
1. Caramel Stickiness to Elite Heelnavi Squad - Conglomerate [Opponent cannot dodge for 3 turns]
2. MarkCannon1 to Elite Heelnavi Squad - Conglomerate [70 DMG]
3. RiskyHoney1 [Block one attack, upon blocking 5x10 Wood DMG to Elite Heelnavi Squad - Conglomerate]
4. RiskyHoney1 [Block one attack, upon blocking 5x10 Wood DMG to Elite Heelnavi Squad - Conglomerate]
*Gust: Dodge
"EW, IT'S STICKY!" shouted one of the heads as the rather ugly conglomeration of heelnavi parts as the caramel bound its feet.
"Oh, suck it up, green."
"But that's my...um...arm that's down there."
"Dude, what the hell is your problem?"
Meanwhile, while the Elite Heelnavi Squad was arguing with itself, Red shot it.

"Oh, that's it. Little girl's gonna die now," the top head shouted. Its eyes started glowing blue, and the conglomerate's left arm started glowing as well. Unable to move its legs, the figure bent over and slammed its fist into the ground, sending two water waves, one right after the other, at Red, though they were absorbed by swarms of bees. As soon as the bees were hit, they attacked the conglomerate.

"Urgh, that hurt you little..." growled another of the heads. The eyes of the blue head dimmed, and another one's lit up, bright yellow. It shot a bolt of electricity at Red, but she managed to blow herself out of the way just in time.

Elite Heelnavi Squad - Conglomerate: 330

Red: 110
"Now! While they're still bound! Hit him with this!" Shin commanded, sending his navi a chip.
"Right!" Red exclaimed as she transformed her right arm into a yellow sword, crackling with blue sparks of electricity. "Here I come!" Red yelled, dashing towards the EHSC. The crimson crusader struck once, twice, three times, and yet another slash, each attack tracing a beautiful yellow path through the air, crackling the netscape with sparks of lightning, attempting to severely damage the combined Heelnavi monstrosity. Red switched gears to avoiding attacks, as her feet were surrounded by wind and pushed her off in the direction other than the enemy's attack.
"So you think more heads give you more power? That's a laugh," Red commented slyly as she was taking evasive maneuvers.

Turn Summary:
1. Elecsword to Elite Heelnavi Squad - Conglomerate [80 Elec DMG]
2. Elecsword to Elite Heelnavi Squad - Conglomerate [80 Elec DMG]
3. Elecsword to Elite Heelnavi Squad - Conglomerate [80 Elec DMG]
4. Elecsword to Elite Heelnavi Squad - Conglomerate [80 Elec DMG]
*Gust: Dodge

Red's sword strokes hit perfectly...all but the last one, which the EHSC knocks aside effortlessly. "This is the end, little girl," said the blue head, taking control once again. "PREPARE TO DIE!"

Funny, isn't that what this guy has been saying for the rest of the battle before this?

The conglomerate slams its fist into the ground and sends another wave at Red, but she is blown over it effortlessly. What she DIDN'T manage to avoid, however, was the four-colored, diamond-shaped bolt of energy that followed it. Ow, that must've hurt. By now, however, the conglomerate was looking much more worse for wear than Red. The head...or heads...were teetering dangerously and parts of the body looked like they were coming undone as well.


Elite Heelnavi Squad - Conglomerate: 10

Red: 80
"No need to be hasty, blast it off!" Shin ordered, contradicting himself.
"Prepare to die? That's MY line!" Red yelled as she glowed and transformed into her Badass_Hottie.GMO. It seemed like she now had a severe case of PMS.
"JUST DIE!" Red hollered, pulling her fists back and then sending one straight punch to the Heelnavi's body, so full of malice and anger that one would've been knocked senseless had the attack value been less than 10.
"TAKE THIS! AND THIS!" the crimson crudaser screamed as she directed a fearsome uppercut at the opponent, followed by a swift kick towards the side of the fusion monstrosity.
Red panted as she jumped back eyeing her enemy and her surroundings for any sign of an oncoming attack, the wind swirled around her, ready to assist her in evasionary tactics. She would be ready this time, no more attacks from the back.

Turn Summary
1. Buster Shot at Elite Heelnavi Squad - Conglomerate [8 DMG]
2. Buster Shot at Elite Heelnavi Squad - Conglomerate [8 DMG]
3. Buster Shot at Elite Heelnavi Squad - Conglomerate [8 DMG]
4. Dodge
*Gust: Dodge
Red goes Badass_Hottie and lays it into the giant...thing. She punches a hole in it, knocks the 'head' clean off the body, and sends the now headless body high into the sky. For some reason, there's an explosion in there as well.

Did she finally get him? It's dead, right?
Somewhere within the cloud of smoke from the explosion, four voices speak in unison.
"Do not be so calm yet, girl."
Why? Why is it not dead yet? What the hell are these guys? The smoke clears, and the four stacked heads are laying on the ground, desperately trying to control a body that was no longer there...until it landed on the head and crushed it.

NOW it's dead, right? Right? There's no way it could survive that. Suddenly, the body of the conglomerate rolls off, and the head is no longer there, crushed or not. Another energy blast comes from behind, but Red is ready for it this time and manages to avoid it. The conglomerate's body, however, is completely disintegrated. Red turns around to see the same stack of heads, now slightly more crunched together, sitting on what appears to be a normal heelnavi body, except for the occasional piece of shrapnel and the arm cannon that looked much to powerful for an ordinary heelnavi.

OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! WHAT IS THIS THING, A ROACH?

Feeling the surprise and annoyance in the air, the figure speaks. "Please, did you seriously think being blown up, shot, swarmed, stabbed, slashed, punched, blown up again, and getting crushed by our own body after it was blasted 100 feet into the air could kill us?"

At least the whole multiple personality thing is gone.


Elite Heelnavi Squad 3rd form: ElitE - 300

Red: 80
Red's right eyebrow twitched as she saw the newly formed... thing.
"Yes to your statement," Shin commented as he saw it reform, AGAIN. Was there no end to this guy?
"You... idiots... SHOULD STAY DOWN!" Red screamed, a demonic look in her eyes, as a machete materialized in her hand, courtesy of Shin. The Badass Hottie rushed at the Heelnavi and slashed at it ferociously with the machete, her scarf billowing in the wind as she raised her machete yet again and slashed at her opponent once again, this time horizontally while letting out a maniacal laugh as she was possibly covered in blood data.
The crimson crusader pulled her arm back once more, and cut at ElitE once again, sending a wave of malice diagonally upwards as her blade traced through the air, or the opponent, dealing more damage.
"NOW DIE!" Red screamed as she took the machete with both hands and cut down with all her might at the Heelnavi formation, hoping to eradicate from the net once and for all.
The wind from the netscape swirled around the navi's feet, ready to sweep her out of the way of another attack.

Turn Summary:
1. Sword at ElitE [80 DMG]
2. Sword at ElitE [80 DMG]
3. Sword at ElitE [80 DMG]
4. Sword at ElitE [80 DMG]
*Gust: Dodge
ElitE took the first blow from the machete, knocking an arm off. It countered with it's gun arm, but missed. Red slashed again, this time drawing large amounts of blood. Even then, it still managed to get back to its feet and fire its weapon, still missing. "You have no idea..." it said as Red slashed it a third time, drawing even more blood data and nearly severing the heelnavi body in half. "We cannot be stopped so easily!" it said again, just before Red screamed and brought the machete down on it, slicing it into little tiny pieces.

"Is that...all you've got?"

OH COME ON! ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE THAT HAS HAPPENED TO IT, THIS THING HAS NOW BEEN SLASHED TO HELL! HOW IS IT STILL ALIVE?!

Red screams in frustration, runs over, and beats every remain of ElitE that was big enough to hit with the back of the machete. She keeps doing it again...again...again, until finally the weapon breaks, at which point she starts using her fists.

"Getting...there..." what was left of ElitE said after awhile, then Red punches what was left of the face one more time and it FINALLY becomes completely unresponsive.



um...yeah. It's dead now, right? Please?

Yeah, it's dead.


VICTORY (FINALLY!!!)

GET: 2000z

((Yeah, I'm sorely tempted to do this again for anyone who gets on my nerves from now on.))
((<twitch> Good riddance))

"AND GOOD RIDDANCE!" Red shouted, transforming back into her normal appearance and scooping up the money.
"If there was ever a navi like a roach, it would certainly be this one," Shin commented as he jacked Red out.

[Jack out, Close plz]