Spoiling for a fight

"Tranum! Are you okay?"

Tranum seemed unfazed. "Feh. It's only a scratch."

"Alright. You need to be more careful, mate."

"Hmph." Tranum shook his head. "I think I can take care of these buggers." His grin slowly returned. "Not gonna be too hard." With that, he leapt towards the closest Cacty.

Seconds before slicing through the virus, he feinted around, and dodged around his target. Darting around behind his foes, he drew jumped on the second Cacty instead, stabbing it in the back of the head. With that, he scuttled backwards. "Dave! Guard!"

"Give me a second... There ya go. Enjoy."

Tranum rolled his eyes and ducked down behind the newly-formed shield.

Summary!

1) Dodge around the virii

2) Sword to CactyB (backstab!) (80 damage + Slashing)

3) Guard1 (1 Hit Shield+Reflect up to 60 damage + Piercing + Line attack)
As Tranum leapt towards the Cacty, whose heads had reformed on their heads, the squirrel Navi performed a quick feint to the side, evading the Cacty's rolling-head attack successfully. He then proceeded to stab the other Cacty in the back of the head, impaling it on his blade with relative ease. Lifting a shield, he then waited as the other Cacty's head returned to its head, by way of falling from out of nowhere.

... However, Tranum's luck was about to fall out, as he realized that he was on a cracked tile, and the floor below was about to give way!

(All on normal unless specified)
ChampuA: DELETED
ChampuB: DELETED
CactyA: DELETED
CactyB: 70HP (Front)

Terrain: 80% Normal, 20% Cracked

Tranum.EXE: 90HP (Back) (Guard1) (on Cracked!)
Tranum looked down at the cracked tiles.

"Wow. I totally should have seen this coming." Realizing that spending too long thinking would result in a rather painful drop, he went with the first plan that sprung to mind.

Unfortunately, given the circumstances, said plan had more basis in desperation than in logic.

Tranum ran forward , and jumped. He performed a clean shoulder roll upon landing, stood up as fast as he could, and charged full tilt at the final Cacty, drawing his sword as he ran. Seconds before reaching his target, he ducked down, and launched himself forward, attempting to somersault over the virus. Seconds before, landing, he swung his sword in a wide, fluid arc, aiming right at his foe, and ending with the sword stuck in the ground, and him attempting to balance on top of it. After a second, he jumped back off of the sword, and bowed.

"What."

Summary!

1) Rush CactyB, initiate ridiculous feat of acrobatics

2) Ridiculous feat of midair swordsmanry {Sword to CactyB (80 damage + Slashing)}

3) Complete ridiculous feat of acrobatics.
Doing some ridiculously ridiculous feats of leaping and spinning and other miscellaneous acrobatic-related things, Tranum cut the Cacty's head cleanly in half from above, and ending with balancing from atop a sword.

What a weird squirrel.

(All on normal unless specified)
ChampuA: DELETED
ChampuB: DELETED
CactyA: DELETED
CactyB: DELETED

Terrain: 80% Normal, 20% Cracked

Tranum.EXE: 90HP (Back) (Guard1) (on Cracked!)

-BATTLE TWO, VICTORY!!-

Rewards: [CactBall1] Battlechip, 270z
"Tranum, that was..." Dave paused, seeming lost for words.

Tranum, however, seemed perfectly up to the task of vocabulary supplementation. "Awesome? Amazing? A FEAT OF PREVIOUSLY UNMATCHED PROPORTIONS?"

"...I was going to say entirely unnessecary, and what you just said really cemented that." Dave sighed, then continued. "Seriously dude, what the hell?"

"Oh, come on! That was awesome! Seriously, how can you not be fazed by that?"

"Tranum, that was a bit too dangerous. The odds were pretty good that you'd mess up." A pause. "Although, the sword handstand? That was pretty cool."

Tranum grinned. "Knew you'd see things my way. Now if you'll excuse me, I do believe that now is a good time to go find some viruses. Can't have a good time without them, y'know?" And with that, he set off in search of more fun.


((Fighty time number 3?))
((Fighty time?))
((Bamp))
"I hate to break this to you, mate, but we're going to hafta go now.

Tranum was incredulous. "WHAT? DAVE, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE!"

"I know. But something unexpected just came up, and it kinda requires my immediate attention."

"But...!"

"Damnit Tranum! We need to get going!"

"Okay, fine, geez! You don't need to yell!"

"My apologies. Now, can you try to get a bit further away from the virii so I can get you out?"

Tranum rolled his eyes. "Alright. Since you asked politely."
At which point, he turned on his heel and ran full tilt in the complete opposite direction of the virii, muttering something about cowardice under his breath.

Summary
1) Flee.
2) Flee!
3) FLEE!
[Flee Action Successful]