The White Blood Cell of the Net

Quote (Zanallen)

((Generally, you have to ask for a virus battle at the bottom of your post. In parenthesis to denote OOC context))

Not so.
MetoolA: 40
MetoolB: 20
MetoolC: 40
BunnyA: 50
BunnyB: 50
BunnyC: 50
Spikey: 90

DNR: 40

Met A decides that being thrown isn't something it wants and slams it's pickaxe into DNR's Head! Talk about Migraine!! MIDGETS FOREVER!!!

The bunny's just hop around as Met B and C crash together but Met C remains unhurt... DUH! it's called met plating for a reason!

The spikey shoots and misses
Staggering back from the pain of the pickaxe lodging, The White-haired navi steps a few steps back, having both of his hands putting pressure on his head. While doing this, DNR screams at the top of his lungs "GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! THAT FRIECKING HURRRRRRTT!!!". After a good long while, the pain finally subsets and DNR feels back to his "normal" self.

With his navi's head cleared up, the shy Polonius starts checking all of his pockets in his coat for the right chips. Still some what groggy from the sleep, he slots in two chips, saying in low volume " Shotgun, ringlog, . . . Vaccinate!"
. . .

Back in the net, the first chip data comes down in as gray glitter. As it reaches the wierd navi, it swirls around his body first. After a few seconds, it starts swirling towards his right arm, turning it pixel by pixel into a shotgun. He starts running aroung the area, making the Bunnies that were origionall in the middle and on the left, in a straight line, having the middle one behind the one that was origionally on the left. Aiming towards the lower bunny, the navi fires two lobbing orbs of energy, one behind the other, each aiming for a diffrent bunny. As he fires the shotgun, he screams "THERE'S NO PITY FROM THE WHITE BLOOD CELL!" from the top of his lungs.

After he fires, he raises his arms up high. The second data, in a greenish color stream this time swirls around his body, but this time it goes to both of his arms. The two sparkly glitter hovers to each of his palms, connecting to each other into a big brown log. HE says with a smirk on his face "I hope you guys are lumberjacks or you wont be on a ROLLLL!". After he says that super lame pun, He hurls the log towards the spikey. . . .

Actions
1. Shotgun at Bunny B and A (50)
2. Ringlog1 at Spikey (50)
3. Dodge




((If you have a Ringlog, it's not in your profile. Make sure to keep that up to date, okay?))

The Shotgun has a rather successful bout, taking down both of the intended targets, and the ringlog did an equally good job of giving the Spikey a pounding headache. The remaining Bunny fired a quick shot, but DNR was ready to dodge.

MetoolA: 40
MetoolB: 20
MetoolC: 40
BunnyA: DELETED!
BunnyB: DELETED!
BunnyC: 50
Spikey: 40

DNR: 40
(( Fixed it thanks for reminding me ))

" . . . . . . .Whoooops! What ever happened to the cuddly wooden creatures of the forest eh?" Said the Albino Navi while he ducked to the ground to avoid that pesky wabbits ((This is intended)) attack. He stood up and looked at the remaining virii: Three Mets, A Bunny and a Spikey. "Hmm . . .That Spikey needs to be the first patient of Pain Hospital!" thought the navi.
. . .
Back in his room, Polonius took a quick drink of his coffee and he became brimming with energy as he swiftly sloted in the chips " Cannon, Rage Claw, Vaccinate!". He thought to himself as he was saying those words: "Hmm . . . . . that sounded pretty cool eheh".
. . .
Returning to the Net, we see that the Cannon data had came down as a column of green light. It circled the doctor navi, creating a green hume all over him. The column disappeared, though not before creating a green aura over the navi. The sparkly aura left most of his body, centering itself into the left arm. The arm shapeshifted into a big, bulky cannon. After the reconfiguration, the navi smirked towards the Spikey, laughed a highly conceited, maniacal laugh, aims and fires a light-based bullet towards it.

As he finished with that chip data, the Rageclaw data came in as a red column of light. Like the Cannon data, the column creates a sparkly, red hume over the wierd navi. However, the hume went through both hands, solidifying to create claws out of his knuckles. After the addition of the claws, DNR takes a karate man stance, copying something out of a Jackie Chan movie. He stayed silently for a few seconds then ran towards the wrascally wrabbit ((Again Intentional)) while screaming "WAYYYAAAAAAAWWWWW!" . . . .

Actions
1. Cannon to Spikey (40)
2. Rageclaw towards Bunny (40)
3. Dodge
THe Spikey is blown up by the cannon and the bunny twacked with the claw. Two Mets attack, DNR avoiding the first shockwave but the second crashing into him.

MetoolA: 40
MetoolB: 20
MetoolC: 40
BunnyA: DELETED!
BunnyB: DELETED!
BunnyC: 10
Spikey: DELETED!

DNR: 30
The wierd navi, strucked by a shockwave, shook in excruciating pain. Sparks of electricity came out all around him as a result from the Mettool's attack. WHile he was writhing in pain, this is all he thought at the moment: "Errrgh, I have to finish this soon, I can't take much more hits from this. . . . ." He recovered some time after this, again with his happy wierd persona. [color=purple]

With his Rage claws already extended, the white haired navi looks toward the Mettool. "Oh he's going down fast!" he says with a psychotic grin to his face as he rushes towards the weak Metool and impales it with its claws forcefully. Like David and his slingshot, he shoots the Metool like a rock towards the remaning, yet badly hurt bunny. "Shotgun stat!" DNR shouts upwards towards his netop.

. . .

The med student thumbs through the limited number of chips. a few seconds later he found the shotgun chip that was needed. Quickly as he can possibly can, he slots in the instrument. "Shotgundownload" In his brown head: "I hope hes fine, he's l-l-l-like a mentor to me"

. . .

In the typical fashion the Shotgun chip data comes down as gray glitter. This comes down and sprinkes around him. This glitter then moves up towards his right arm, turning the entire arm, rageclaw and all into a shotgun. He moved on to the right of the metools and shoots two lobbing bullets oddly without saying a word. He then takes a fighting stance, preparing for anything.

Actions

1. Rageclaw throw of MetB to Bunny (20 each)
2. Shotgun to MetA and C (50 to both)
3. Dodge
((Watch out on autohits. ^^; ))

The viruses seemed determined to bring the battle to a close, each of them drawing their weapons aggressively. DNR managed to skewer one before it could strike and toss it into a Bunny, which had begun to launch: the zapring pierced straight through the Bunny, continuing on toward the Navi, who was struck. Meanwhile, the dead Metool crashed into the Bunny, deleting both. In his state of seeming madness, he shook off the effects and the pain and began lining up for the Metools, who had already begun to bring down their axes. As the Navi fired, both died instantly, but their attacks had already begun rushing toward their target like a double fang. He did all he could do: the doctor Navi jumped to one side, and... narrowly avoided a painful death!

MetoolA: DELETED!
MetoolB: DELETED!
MetoolC: DELETED!
BunnyA: DELETED!
BunnyB: DELETED!
BunnyC: DELETED!
Spikey: DELETED!

DNR: 10

VICTORY!

Rewards: 400 zenny.
"We . . . . . did . . . . . it" The White Blood cell barely says while taking deep breaths. " Interesting techiques, the both of you. I shall contact you with the results of this assingment good day and rest, the both of you" came from the Normnavi before he Jacks out. For a little while the battle-bruised collects the battle spoils then says "Okay Sally, we can go now." " . . . . . . Jack out, DNR.EXE"