A Fake Doctor is Among Us

Well, you sound like you can take care of any medical procedure from that egocentric view of yours huh? YOU can keep your domineering, pretentious and presumptuous attitude, you neanderthal. Your "antibiotics" are nothing different from my own "procedures"! What's your name anyway? If you really have the valorous tone I am sensing from your words, you wouldn't be afraid of saying it.

- DNR

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Well, you sound like you can take care of any medical procedure from that egocentric view of yours huh? YOU can keep your domineering, pretentious and presumptuous attitude, you neanderthal. Your "antibiotics" are nothing different from my own "procedures"! What's your name anyway? If you really have the valorous tone I am sensing from your words, you wouldn't be afraid of saying it.

- DNR

Who am I?

Who am I?

WHO am I?

I will say it only once, you empty cranial cavity! So pry open those gaping tunnels you call ears and pay attention!

I am Jector.exe, M.D.! And I challenge you, you pathetic swine, to a medical dispute!
As DNR.EXE M.D of Cardiac Surgery, I henceforth accept your desire for deliberation!

- DNR.EXE
I suppose there's a slight possibility that this crackpot could be utilizing machinery to perform open-heart surgery. However, even if he professes to be a medical doctor of such expertise, I doubt his credentials with his ludicrously strange manner of professing his proficiency.

A sword navi 'doctor' who goes about wielding a giant scalpel? Sounds more like a serial killer than a doctor to me. As a medic, I strive to use only light weaponry that would not get in the way of my craft or burden me when I could get to a patient quicker. As an addendum, how would you even use a giant scalpel as a tool to help? Why not just use a spear if you're going to destroy viruses?

While I will not go as far as to outright label him a fraud, I denounce his methods and hope that someone with more information than I on this matter can resolve it.

-Traceur.CMD
Uh...wow. Just wow. Way to not be total drama queens, everyone. Seriously, you guys are talking about surgeon stuff, and I STILL think I came out stupider than I was before. Congrats, you've all succeeded in making me think surgeons are arrogant, idiotic jerks.

-Anonymous
I very much have to agree on this, above poster.
-Anon
If this poster is right and this navi is perhaps practicing upon navis with an illegitimate license, navis across the net could have been harmed worse than any virus could do. That within itself is enough to take this issue seriously, in this navi's opinion.

-Traceur.CMD
My medical doctorate was received in netopia, but it's accredited and received in different countries like Choina and Electopia. Besides, his proof seems highly suspicious in their similarities.

-DNR
Well, pride's a heavy thing. I can understand wanting to defend yourself, but I think the rest of us need to face the facts here: this DNR guy is obviously harmless and insane. I'm more concerned about the rest of you who are taking this seriously. He's clearly just a Navi programmed to think he's a doctor, but the loose sense kind that just "helps" people instead of practicing a medical profession. The fact that he's designed with a giant scalpel as a weapon should tell you all how professional his undoubtedly 15 year old operator is.

If we look on the news and see "Serial Deletion Spree by Navi with Giant Scalpel!" I'll be wrong and this'll be justified, but I really think this is just one Navi who is apparently deleting viruses like any other and just happens to think he's a certified doctor.

Go and play with your toy degree, kid. And as for the rest of us, fooling around is okay... but I'd think that Tracy and Mr. Milquetoast would have something more "certified" to be doing than trolling this Navi.

-Lyn Clarke
Ahahahhh, you seem to think just because one can talk fancy words on a bulletin board gives them more precedence than more personable doctors who are willing to go the extra mile? You guys seem to have quite the stiff, unwavering image of a doctor: a staunch, pencil-necked shaped one. Yet, I did not come to this bulletin board to be bullied around, which says a lot to the maturity of some people in this thread.

-DNR.EXE

P.S. I... was not the designer of this navi, my father was. I am also 21 years old and a second year medical student at ACDC Med.

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