Darkstar's Pokemon LP

LOOK! A BANDWAGON FROM ANOTHER FORUM!

This bandwagon comes from another RP site called Kaze In Ruins, a Pokemon RP that DOESN'T USE STATS FOR EVERYTHING!

Anyways...TO THE POKEMON MOBILE!


Yeeeeep. Leaf Green...Yep...nothing wrong here.


Hello Old Man, no I don't give to shits about what you have to say.


Lol I duno...LETS CHECK!...YEP! I'MA BOY!


Lets see...what would be my name?


Did you NOT hear me the first time you old bastard?


Who is he again? I can't remember...Oh, right, THAT guy.


How are you still a professor if you can't remember your grandson's name?


HEAVEN OR HELL! LETS ROCK!


What was my mission again? Ah well, lets leave this back water town.


Oh for the love of... WHAT NOW OLD MAN!?



Oh...right. POKEYMANZ! GIMMIE MAH POKEYMAN!


Oookaaaaayyyy. Lets see whats in these here ballz.


Uuuuuhhh...this ain't no Squirtle...as far as I know, they aren't MADE OF GOD DAMN METAL!


IS THIS A JOKE OLD MAN!? BULBASAURS DON'T LOOK LIKE THIS!


...Old Man...Go screw yourself...

Okay folks, with the insanity of Oak here and him mistaking a Beldum, Trapinch and Larvitar as the three starters...I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO PICK! So, gimmie some votes here people! At the latest the next part will be put up AFTER I get back from camping.

You did the Beldumsaur pic wrong.

Clearly you should go with Beldum as it is cool and awesome later on, but only starts out with Take Down. Sadface.

Okay, next part coming up.


Bah! I'll take the Larvitar. Beldum will be useless (unless it's as a stall) for...a while to say the least and I don't feel like Trapinch as a starter.


WHAT THE HELL?! WHY DOES HE GET A USEFUL POKEMON!? Bah. Screw it, I'm out of here, smell you later Twi and Old Man.


*SIGH* What now!? Wait...pokemon battle? Eh, better than punching you in the face...a lot and getting hauled off by Jenny again.


Fine, but don't cry when you lose to my Rock/Ground pokemon.


I'll say.


No, it's not old man. Sims and everything. Ah well, may as well see what attacks my pokemon has.


Not bad...You're gonna be with me for some time Willy, no box for you at any rate. Not pictured is Larvitar ripping Totodile a new hole...with his teeth.


So much for being the old man's favorite between the two of us.


Now that Twi is gone...


...LETS GO EXPLORING!


You're mine when I have something to catch you with.

*MINUTES LATER AT VIRIDIAN CITY*


Uhhh...yes?


Unfortunately...


Can only guess this is some sort of drug.

*ONE WALK TO PALLET TOWN LATER*


He's doing fine...though I think he's developed a taste for Pidgey.


Oh! Yea! Here you go.



Riiiight...and the fact I saw some sort of white powder from the cracks in the box doesn't give you a good alibi for not abusing drugs...



OH FUCKING GOD NOT YOU AGAIN!





Oh, cool...wait...your putting your dream in the hands of...wait...how old are we again? 10? 12? THIS MAKES NO SENSE!



...so, basically, your hot sister will give me a map...cool!