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This isn't supposed to be awesome or funny or anything like that. It's just mindless self-indulgence. I got the idea from the navi bodysuits argument.

Name: CORE.EXE
Gender: None
Element: Normal
Type: None

Appearance: Being a navi program without a shell, CORE is a glowing ball of energy and nothing more. The color and size varies, and it can alter its shape, but that's about it. It flashes slightly brighter as it talks and attacks.

Personality: CORE has no personality of its own. It can take any personality, but isn't very creative, so it just copies the personality of whoever or whatever is talking to it.

Attacks: CORE attacks by firing random, uncontrolled blasts of energy at the opponent. The damage is completely random and ranges anywhere between 10 and 100 per hit.
NetNavi
Name:Anaak
Gender:Male
Element: Fire
Type: Cursor
Appearance:Very tall, he has a large black plate in front of his legs, arms, chest, and he wears a large black helmet. A flame arises from the top of his head and sends a light orange glow on his black helmet. His face is bleak and he does not have a mouth nor anything that would suggest such. A single flame shoots out of his eyes and his elbem (a flame surrounded by black) is mounted on his left breast. He has really shiny boots and a large barrel on top of his left shoulder. A tube connects this to a container on the back of his torso and also connects to his right arm.
Personality:Pure EVIL.
Custom Weapon: Magulator. The barrel on his left shoulder glows and unleashes a 3 shot burst off pure magma that burns the enemy. Can be charged to fire a large blast of solidifying magma that is very useful against auras.
Signature Attack: Magma Gerkil: Magma spew out of his right arm and stops all incoming attacks under 100 for one turn.
So this was the idea for the op/navi combo for my bro. But he is a wuss and backed out. I'm posting it regardless. Numbers need to be hammered out.

Suzy and Pimpman.exe

Operator
Name: Suzanne „Suzy" Steiner
Age: 12
Gender: Female
Appearance: Small, blonde girl, with semi long hair, large blue eyes, always having an innocent, cheerful expression on her face. She loves all that is pink or shiny, and that is also reflected on her clothing, which consists of nothing but pink and shiny.
Personality: She was pretty much brought up in a shell, closed away from the outer world by her parents who are super rich, and have super no time for her. Her favorite word is super. She is childish even for her age. Innocent and cherful beyond all belief, but always super lonely, only Pimpman keeps her company. Usually addresses Pimpman as Mister Pinkie.
PET Modifications: The pet is covered with pink fur and some sparkling stones.

NetNavi
Name: Pimpman
Gender: Male
Element: Normal
Type: Recover
Appearance: The pimpsuit consists of a white-pink furcoat, a fitting hat with large brim and a white feather in it, and some (still pink) leather-like pants. Yep, he is not wearing any shirt or anything, so the fur coat being wide open, it lets anyone see his well developed looking muscles. In his hands, he is always holding the PimpStick, a white sparkling cane with a rather large diamond (with a pinkish tint in it) on the end.
Personality: The original operator of Pimp was the kind of „gangsta" that really only did one crime in his life, and got caught instantly. His personality reflects that too. Macho beyond belief, using „slang", and thinking he is some „hot stuff". However, unlike his master, he did have affinity for illegal busyness, and he should have had a bright career of crime, zenny and cyber ahead of him. However, his deactivated PET was thrown away as a last attempt by his original creator to get rid of evidence when he got backtracked to him. Suzy found it by chance, while she was on a walk with one of her nannies. She fell in love with the PET and took it home, hiding it from the watchful eye of her caretaker. „Who are you, sista'?" saying these first words, he instantly made Suzy believe that she had found her soulmate. The little girl being his savior, he tries to keep her away from the harsh reality of the world he lives in. He even convinced her that „PIMP" means „Pink Is Manly Power". However, no matter how hard he tried, as soon as he ventured to the net again, his old „friends" found him, and dragged him back to the bottom. Now he is going for the „last work bust", to tie up all the ends then quit.
Custom Weapon: For buster attacks, he is using the pimpstick. The charged buster attack is a pimplaser. Strangely enough he uses the same methods for healing.

Signature attacks:
Lvl1a : Bitchslap
A punch in the face with such power, that it rips time itself, trapping the target in stasis.

Lvl1b : Summon: Hoes
Summons some hoes that aid Pimpman and allies They are female bnorm/recov navis, with 30 hp, and an attack that deals 10 dmg.

Lvl1c : Magic Stick
Creates an X hit barrier around the target.

Lvl2a : Summon: Pimp mobile
Summons the Pimpmobile. Its pretty much a useless piece of pink trash, but can be used for cover.

Lvl2b : Pimp My Ride
Melts every terrain object into the pimp mobile. The girls also board the now pimped car. Their health points are merged, counting as one from now on.

Lvl3 : Road Kill
Grabs a an object on the field and throws it on an enemy, dealing the hp of the object in dmg, and destroying it in an explosion.

Battle tactic:

Pimpman opens by summoning the hoes, then starts scattering objects around the field. In the following turns, he summons the pimpmobile. If things are going bad, as a last resort, he uses his ultimate combination. He bitchslaps the target, freezing him in time, followed by the hoes, who start firing their guns, while he pimps the ride. They then all board the improved pimp mobile, does a roadkill (while shouting MUDDA, as part of mudda fucka, but he doesn't finish the sentence, saving the innocent ears of Suzy), staying atop of the target, and demonstrating his "low rider" (during this the girls are giggling "muddamuddamuddamuddamuddamudda", laughing at the self censorship of their boss). Finaly, he pushes the horn that goes WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY, and the whole thing blows up. He survives, thanks to his barrier.
Oh the pain that is a lame villain.

Name: Cornman

Gender: Male

Element: Grass

Type: Cursor

Apearance: A middleaged fat man, dressed in a green superhero style costume of tights, boots, utility-belt, gloves, cape, and domino mask (all in various shades of green), he also has a symbol of Corn on his chest.

Personality: Compleatly insane, he is convinced that he is a superhero and anybody he's fighting is a super villain. He also beleives that tinfoil is the most valuable substance in the universe. He is increadibly gullible, and as such can be turned on heroic navis by a crafty trickster. He also talks like a bad comic-based-tv-show from the 70s, saying things such as 'Zounds!' 'Sweet Buttered Popcorn!', or his personal favorite 'In the name of all that is Corn, I demand you cease you activities, or prepare to feel the high fiber wrath of, CORNMAN!'

Custom Weapon: Cornmans custom weapons are his Corn-erangs (boomerangs shaped like two ears of corn stuck together). He also poseses a number of a smalll variety of grass type chips, esentialy two each of Cornsht1,2,&3 plus a couple others.

Signiture attacks:

Level1a: Pow!
A punch, compleat with cheesy pop up sound effect, of surprising power. 90 normal

Level 1b: Bam!
A punch with sound efect that stuns the target. 50 normal + Stun2

Level1c: Socko!
He knocks his target into anyother nearby targets, damaging them all. 60 normal + Spreading 3

Level2a: Cornerang Barage!
Throwing a series of cornerangs, Cornman hits multiple targets with his high starch furry. 110 Normal devided as desired among targets.

Level2B: The Corn Signal
His best attack for now, the Corn Signal is lit up in the sky, granting Cornman +30 damage to all his attacks for the next three rounds. He can only use it one per battle, as his flashlight batteries die out too quickly.
I believe you may be missing something from him, Zolem.

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! CORN!

Quote (LordHothead)

I believe you may be missing something from him, Zolem.

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! CORN!

*Goes insane from freind always quoting that* ENOUGH ALREADY COREY! *STABES LORDHOTHEAD TO DEATH*
I was going to say what LHH said, but he beat me to it.
BTW, LHH, but I'm gonna be using your CORE.EXE idea for one of my subplot bosses, with some modifications. That all right?

I'll assume it is, because after all, this is for Free Villians.
Yeah, that one was mindless self-indulgence. Go ahead.