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Hair gel revenues skyrocket.
Mmmkay, so I got on the chat for 3 minutes, and now i cant get back on.
WTF.
YEAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAGH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CRY SOME MORE!!!

Heheheh... Cry some more...
Mocking doesnt help the irony.
Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy.

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Mocking doesnt help the crybaby.

guess what I learned is a fun game from another forum...
THE HAIR GEL! IT MAKES YOUR DEAD CELLS ON THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD INTO A POINTY WEAPON TO IMPALE PEOPLE WITH!

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THE MOOSE! IT MAKES YOUR ANTLERS ON THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD INTO A POINTY WEAPON TO IMPALE PEOPLE WITH!

still can't figurer it out?

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still can't figurer it out?


Still can't shit what out?

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I still can't shit out.

I dunno...
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<urge to warn Niax for seemigly no reason, rising>
I'm thinking about taking growth hormones. What do you guys think.
You mean take pills so you can grow older-looking faster? What brought this on?
Taking hormones is usually a bad idea unless totally necessary. Altering your body's chemical makeup just screams "bad idea" to me.

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You mean take pills so you can grow older-looking faster? What brought this on?

My ex broke up with me to be with sombody 'bigger' if you get what I'm saying.
So you want a bigger rack and/or penis? Well if that was all your ex was into, why the hell would you want to be with them anyway?
I'm just afraid a B's not goig to atract as much attention as a DD, you know?
Damn, I know a book for increasing penis size, but I don't know breasts...

if you do a light bit of upper body workout, you can increase the musle and blood flow, thus filling out a size, but I don't know anything else...

like pushups, and don't fall for the massage trick, it only cleans out toxins...
Oi oi oi. True, having a double-D will get you attention, but not good attention.

Plus, when you've gone from a B to a DD in a much shorter space of time than is the usual to grow that much, everyone'll know that they're fake anyway.
So all you guys are saying no to pills?