Nature's Logic
Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied a ship in distress.
"Follow me, son," the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the ship.
"First we swim around the people in the water with just the tip of our fins showing."
And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."
And they did.
"Now we eat everybody."
And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"
Random Chat (NEW!!!) V.1
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Never Underestimate English of a Chinese
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is
what he came up with.....
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so
I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until
I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at
him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.
10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called
my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come
back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't
understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is
what he came up with.....
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so
I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until
I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at
him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.
10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called
my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come
back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't
understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
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It has been so long that I assumed I was over it. I thought I had moved on, but a single dream and the regret I feel was a hawk savaging a wound I thought closed long ago. It was winter in some city, the night sky dominated by skyscrapers and their bright lights replaced the stars. We stood in some park, hanging from the monkey bars though our feet were firmly planted on the ground.
While hanging, we were almost the same height and our eyes were fixed on each other. Mine a nebulous blue-grey while hers were a magnificent light blue. I lost myself in her eyes while she was busy telling me how happy she was. She was getting married to some man I didn't know. They were going to have a child. Each word was a knife in my flesh, but I smiled and nodded, not wanting my pain to mar her happiness.
She never knew how much I loved her. I don't think I really even knew the depths of it. I was too frightened. Too weak. I allowed the chance to be part of her happiness, to be the cause of her happiness, to slip through my grasp and it was gone forever. It is a haunting sort of sorrow. The kind that lingers after memory fades and leaves you depressed without really knowing why. Though it takes just one spark to ignite the fires and bring it all back.
While hanging, we were almost the same height and our eyes were fixed on each other. Mine a nebulous blue-grey while hers were a magnificent light blue. I lost myself in her eyes while she was busy telling me how happy she was. She was getting married to some man I didn't know. They were going to have a child. Each word was a knife in my flesh, but I smiled and nodded, not wanting my pain to mar her happiness.
She never knew how much I loved her. I don't think I really even knew the depths of it. I was too frightened. Too weak. I allowed the chance to be part of her happiness, to be the cause of her happiness, to slip through my grasp and it was gone forever. It is a haunting sort of sorrow. The kind that lingers after memory fades and leaves you depressed without really knowing why. Though it takes just one spark to ignite the fires and bring it all back.
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It's cool to see that we've had an influx of new members recently, but I wish they'd spend more time around the chat.
Then again, the fact that the chat is 90% of the way I keep in touch with the forum is maybe just a personal problem.
Then again, the fact that the chat is 90% of the way I keep in touch with the forum is maybe just a personal problem.
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The fact that this threadchat seems to have been dead for over a year until you posted may have something to do with it.
